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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a huge fan of anything recent of Star Wars, but been watching the Maul – Shadow Lord TV show and it's pretty good. Really digging the matte paintings and dark, dingy animation in this one.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working at the carrot factory checking IDs of all the carrots to make sure I don't let any baby carrots in.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On my deathbed seeing the end slices of bread telling me I'm going to hell for feeding them to pigeons.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna get weird with it at Christmas and nog up some spaghetti instead of eggs.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dragging strangers off the streets to show off my house MTV Cribs style "And this is the staircase under which I hide a lot of random shit" *Pulls out an inflatable crocodile*
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resident Evil = 8/10 Very good movie, starts a bit slow, but picks up quite quickly. Hits the feel of the RE games (2/3 in particular) with a lot of nods to the games thrown in. Almost feels like a RE2 remake DLC.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking tomorrow off work and booked a day at the movies. Seeing Resident Evil, Coyote vs. Acme and then the 40th anniversary edition of the Transformers animated film.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSU on my PC broke today. Replaced the thing, plugged everything back in, pressed the power to boot it back up and....nothing. 15 seconds of that "oh fuck, what did I do wrong?" thinking when I realised I didn't turn the PSU on. But we're back in business now!
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am going to take my chances that they are in fact not really giants and are just saying they might be to scare me off.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Newest cards in. Fleer Ultra Batman Forever. There's two versions of these cards available. The regular Fleer release just contains the base cards, these Ultra packs also include the Hologram cards (1:pack), Animation Cards (1:4 packs) and Acclaim Video Game Tips (1:18 packs)
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And lastly I found a sealed box of Star Trek: Generations cards. No autos in this which is why it hasn't been opened yet, but it has some cool foil and etch cards which were pretty popular inserts in the mid 90's stuff.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also found A Nightmare on Elm Street stickers. These are from 1989, around the time the Dream Warriors came out. There's a sticker book as well, but I haven't been able to find that yet.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also found some packs of Judge Dredd, the Sylvester Stallone version from 1995
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Found some of the OG Simpsons trading card packs from 1990. These aren't rare by any means, but it's the first time I've ever found some, so I had to grab them.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aw poop. Electronic/Synthwave wasn't usually my bag, but Kavinsky was one of those artists where you're just like "This ain't normally my jam, but this person is just SO good" and he was a fantastic gateway for me to finding some really cool music I wouldn't have maybe given the time to otherwise.
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Zak @zakniteh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#artfight revenge of a carnivorous deer centaur. Sometimes I just need to draw blood and guts.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I like to live dangerously and close my eyes after I turn my alarm off.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Decided to save time and just list 000 as my emergency contact.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I tried to take up a new hobby, but I couldn't find a beginner's guide to being relaxed at the library.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jigsaw: I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped... Me: Whoa, whoa whoa. You launched into that way too fast and I wasn't paying attention.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wasn't circumsized, so due to unforskin circumsiztions I will not be available tonight.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All my posts have been plagiarized from the dictionary. I just changed the order of the words so no one would notice.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me yelling at a leaf that fell in front of me while I was walking.
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Bobbyhill Kingofthehill
ALT: Bobbyhill Kingofthehill
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
X-Files Lego, yes and please. Then some Twin Peaks next.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The reason the Apple car failed was because it didn't look like this.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Making soup because these onions aren't French.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My mum making me meet random people she hasn't seen in decades Them: I knew you as a baby! Me: um.... Goo goo ga ga?
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Used to be able to afford to go for a drive to clear my mind. Now I just have to walk into the forest and yell at birds to clear my mind.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trying to be a better person and be lactose tolerant. This is diarrhoea of acceptance .
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Starting a new podcast called "Are you Mad at Me?" and occasionally we'll have the guest on another podcast called "Why are you Mad at Me?"
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Netflix had "Netflix and Chill", but I'm still confused why HBO Max didn't use "HBO Max and Climax" as a slogan.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm sorry I can't go out tonight. I have a carton of milk that's about to expire and I need to be there for moral support.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tu es une star pour ceux qui t'aiment.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The first person who shot fish in a barrel "GUYS! GUYS! YOU GOTTA SEE HOW EASY THIS IS!"
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saltiestofsquids.bsky.social @saltiestofsquids.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Its been a very long time since my last post as I've been scared to upload tee hee, but recently I've gotten into creature design and been having so much fun with it!
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm proud of you all. *Points* Especially you.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The worst part about listening to Jesus tell The Parable of the Good Samaritan was he refused to do voices for each of the characters in the story.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me working at my first bank robbery as a hostage negotiator
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Family Guy's Quagmire: Weird Creeping
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On the street asking rich people if they would like to open a joint bank account with me
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lady in the Mitsubishi who didn't give me the courtesy wave when I let her pass through the road bottleneck first.
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Chris Jericho List
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Drinking a litre of milk is its own fortune cookie. "The future sayeth your toilet shall soon be blowth upeth. Bring towels"
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When I die please delete my browsing history of the repeated searches of "How do you spell diarrhoea"
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got a new job at the razor blade factory. They're going to make a Flamin' Hot style biography movie about me in 20 years time as the guy who recommended a sixth blade on the razors.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Parents: Have a good flight Me: I really don't like all this pressure you're putting on my right now
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, what were they thinking when they let the horses attempt to put him back together again?
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Putting meatloaf in my empty toothpaste tubes so I can eat my lunch on the go.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When I die I'm going to be cremated and then the leftover micro plastics in me turned into toys for children.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Toilet stalls with coat hooks on them. You know some serious business is planned to go down here.
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BuffaloHopscotch @buffalohopscotch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounding like I'm receiving poison damage while cleaning around the house "Oooh....ahhh....oof....eugh....uhhhh....ow..."
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