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BUDDY WINSTON

@buddywinston.bsky.social
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Professional Humorist. Former Tonight Show w/ Leno staff writer. Author, Stand-up, columnist, musician, humanitarian, ex-pat, landscaper, dog lover, living outside the perimeter of my parameters. Losing sleep lately.

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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Happy Ending
Natalie Harp
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Trump's ENEMIES LIST
Living in a mad man's mind
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I made a 4 minute movie about Collateral Damage. Please watch and share, it is a very important issue that needs to be discussed more. youtu.be/JCg21vbSzdg
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Battle Boogeyman
YouTube video by Buddy Winston
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
After seeing him sleep though his meetings this idea popped into my head so I created it. Ha.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
buddywinston.substack.com/p/election-e... ELECTION ERECTION
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ELECTION ERECTION
Stand up for your vote
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
‪https://buddywinston.substack.com/p/the-empathy-monopoly
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Truth to Power
My personal Substack
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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What's the point?
"What's the Point" was written as a warning about the oldest tool in the authoritarian playbook, manufacturing exhaustion.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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THE DARKNESS DONALD BRINGS
We all arrive at the world through different eyes, different backgrounds, different beliefs, different definitions of hope.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Please follow me on Substack. buddywinston.substack.com?utm_source=n...
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Words of Winston Substack | Buddy Winston | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Words of Winston Substack, by Buddy Winston, a Substack publication. Launched 3 months ago.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
buddywinston.substack.com/p/whose-home... The "long game" is a self-fulfilling prophecy of tyranny. By granting immunity, the administration ensures violations. By ensuring violations, they provoke outrage. When that outrage spills into the streets, the trap is sprung.
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Whose home is this anyway?
Anti Blanket Immunity
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Can't Freeze Our Hearts
ICE protest
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When they merge they purge we need to diverge from this scourge we're on the verge of hearing latenight's dirge..... #JimmyKimmelLive #JimmyKimmel #CANCELLED #Colbert #latenight #monologue #autocracy #dictator #comedy #KimmelCancelled
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social cognosism.substack.com/p/paramount-...
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Paramount takes the Colbert Questionnaire
I have not yet weighed in on the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I thought this would be appropriate. By Buddy Winston
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Paramount takes the Colbert Questionnaire
I have not yet weighed in on the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I thought this would be appropriate. By Buddy Winston
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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The DiAgnostic Faith: - A Religion of Holy Skepticism
by Buddy Winston
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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THE MONSTERS UNDER THE BED
What's the first image that comes to mind when you hear the word Communism?
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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THE MYTH OF CREATIVITY
by Buddy Winston
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Scandalitis Exhaustiva’
We live in an era of perpetual revelation without resolution.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Cognosism Chronicle: Decoding the Nation's Health
The landscape of American healthcare feels less like a compassionate system and more like a dark comedic spectacle.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The whole Iran debacle is not about the enrichment of Uranium but the enrichment of Trump........ #TrumpIsWarCriminal #IranUnderAttack #TrumpWar
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is just Trump's attempt to get us all to move to Greenland. #trumpwar #Iranwar
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I thought it was cool how the soldiers honored Trump by limping through their march. #Parades #TrumpParade
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
"In the relentless pursuit of truth, an informed mind becomes the architect of its own enlightenment". Dear friends. Please go to facebook.com/profile.php?... and follow, post, and help spread the word. Cognosism's time is here. Image
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trump’s is signing an executive order forcing truck drivers to prove they’re “proficient in English” to stay on U.S. roads. Apparently the 'Oranges' of this order began in 'Jaroozum' and is 'appliculble' in a 'bigly' way for drivers that drink 'covfefe' and 'hamberders'.......
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If God does in fact exist I doubt the last event he would plan for the Pontiff is to meet with JD Vance. #RIPThePope
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Putin Announces Temporary Easter Ceasefire. Apparently Russia can't afford weapons and eggs at the same time either.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Trump put heavy tariffs on China but they don't include computers, smart phones.....rice, toys, footwear, clothing kitchen appliances, household goods, Kung Pao chicken... #TrumpTariffs #TariffWar #tariffs #ChinaTariffs
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Seething is Believing.....
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Trump Says His Abrupt Tariff Reversal Decision Was Made ‘From The Heart’ - and apparently his original Tariff idea wasn't made from the brain. xoxox
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thanks to Trump's tariffs smugglers are disguising coffee and computer chips as fentanyl....
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I invented a new word. Tariffic - a word used by Trump to lie about his economic strategy being great. #Tariffs #TrumpTariffs #Tariffic
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
CONpassion....
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Trump now claims the pardons for people like Dr. Fauci and Hunter Biden are null and void because they were signed with an auto-pen. Next he will claim his felony conviction is null and void because when he was with Stormy Daniels he was on viagra.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Trump claims he doesn't see JD Vance as his successor... which is understandable since we all know it's Satan....
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
NOTE TO A DYING FRIEND
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Proud Boys lose the trademark rights to their name. They will now be called the more appropriate "Trump's band of bigoted bullies"
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Here we go again....
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I am so comforted by the fact that 2025 will be ruled by someone who now has experience driving a garbage truck and making fries. I was afraid the new leader would have compassion, intellect, and humor. xoxoxo
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Seems he would be better suited for Orangeland. #Greenland
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I support Trump buying Greenland if he will promise to move there. xoxox
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Trump certainly knows how to put the 'ass' back in ambassador. #HerschelWalker
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hakeem Jeffries is insinuating the election was rigged. Will anything be done about this? Doubtful because at the moment America is rigged.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
NJ is freaked about about mysterious night time drones but no one seems to care that Elon is crowding the sky with invasive satellites that people are now subscribing to. xoxox
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
So now they're going to change the Pentagon from five sides to 12 steps? #petehegseth
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Trump just appointed Kari Lake as the voice of the Voice of America which is ironic, the Voice of America will be someone everybody wants to shut up.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What's this I hear about Kimberly G. starring in grease?
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Trying to process why America would choose a failed ignoramus traitor as the new prez but even with racism, sexism, and foxism I still cannot imagine so many people being delusional. Yet here we are. Please universe, if there was ever a time to split the earth and swallow a cult whole it is now.
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BUDDY WINSTON @buddywinston.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
So much insanity, so little time. We're holding our breath in anticipation of the next chunk of political mayhem. Global dictatorship is so absurd when you consider the billions who want otherwise. Personally I am rooting for unexpected miracles of universal magic, because linear logic is gone.
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