Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 5hThere’s this perfect day in the life of package of gummy worms where they’re not too new so they’re not mushy and they’re not too old so they’re no rocks. Al dente worm 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 6hYou don’t wanna touch someone else’s sex toy but you’ll touch their phone? 160
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026USPS has time travel technology but is always been threatened for deletion. 000
Reposted by BuddyKEN'S PIN HUSTLE @kenspinhustle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026had to emergency euth one of the kiddos last night. money i had, but, already dealing with an exhaust repair from a week ago + a lot of missed work days. willing to do 15 of ANY shop pin for $100. contact me at kmf.inquiry@gmail.com. includes old stock if i have it + limited promos. just ask. 13727
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Based on how many eons “painted wood signs with words on them” aesthetic lasted, I’m terrified of how long I’m going to have to be looking at these AI generated garden flags. 010
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being in Texas right now I remember why wasn’t an outdoors person until I moved to WA. 050
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A huge benefit of sugar free drinks is not being sticky when you spill. 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going grocery shopping when you’re hungry is the same as opening the dating app when you’re bitchy. 030
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Otter” is not a thing you just need to shave. Source: Anonymous for their protection 220
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The majority of Americans would be better served by just not having windows in their house. Just horrified by the idea someone could see them watching tv on the couch. 110
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A rare example of the pagan cuck stadium. Popular in the 1950s, newlyweds would fornicate upon the earthen mound while the wedding party looked on. An offering of tires represented the earthly ties we all maintain to the industrialization of human effort. 000
Reposted by BuddySofawolf Press Inc 🔜 BLFC @sofawolf.com · 26/09/2026Thanks to everyone who has responded. We'll be finalizing the presentation next week so there is still time to add your thoughts if you would like. Marketing is hard, especially as an indie creator (or even a very small company). We'd love to address as many concerns as possible. 054
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oops. A bunch of raspberry pi bullshit exploded across my livingroom. 020
Reposted by BuddyNicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.com · 26/09/2026Fishing boat and full moon cityscape, San Diego 🥰 3607
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I’m gonna go spend a month in Wenatchee next year. 000
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What radicalized me? The man at the Home Depot that thought “Nitrile” was a specific brand of glove I had was looking for. 050
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I posit it is both ethical and right to firebomb stores who have replaced all their cashiers with self-checkout machines. 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fry don’t fish in the kitchen Burns don’t grill on the beans 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sculder and Mulley investigate the killing of a hamster who can predict the future. Guest starring Mariska Hargitay. 000
Reposted by Buddyold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026dogpatch usa billboard, route 62, east of harrison, arkansas, 1980 724327
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In Texas visiting my dad. Everything is wet or moist or damp. And so many things melt. 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I keep making decisions and then experiencing consequences. Someone call JG Wentworth I need help. 020
Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Chicken salad with hard boiled eggs… I don’t think I like it. 010