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Buddy

@buddyinu.bsky.social
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Awoo! Greymuzzle dog, Dollar Store Nick Offerman, he/him, Seattle & Billings Single. Gay. Goal oriented. I believe in a life lived through service. I can’t help every one, but I can help this one. Will take you for a ride in my sidecar.

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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 5h
“We be jammin’” But it’s spelled jamon So we be ham
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 5h
There’s this perfect day in the life of package of gummy worms where they’re not too new so they’re not mushy and they’re not too old so they’re no rocks. Al dente worm
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 6h
You don’t wanna touch someone else’s sex toy but you’ll touch their phone?
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
USPS has time travel technology but is always been threatened for deletion.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“What da dog doin?!” Lord I wish I knew.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got crabs at Joe’s retirement party
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A dog park, but I get to pee on the trees too
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nighttime walkies
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KEN'S PIN HUSTLE @kenspinhustle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had to emergency euth one of the kiddos last night. money i had, but, already dealing with an exhaust repair from a week ago + a lot of missed work days. willing to do 15 of ANY shop pin for $100. contact me at kmf.inquiry@gmail.com. includes old stock if i have it + limited promos. just ask.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No sleeb for the wicket
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sick insomnia demon bro.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lava soap is hella good at removing Cheeto dust.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is cheesecake not good? It’s just like… sugar flavored.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hush, Puppy!
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mustard burger >> Mayo burger
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Based on how many eons “painted wood signs with words on them” aesthetic lasted, I’m terrified of how long I’m going to have to be looking at these AI generated garden flags.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone come get their daughter.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being in Texas right now I remember why wasn’t an outdoors person until I moved to WA.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unrelated imagery I assure you.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fuck
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A huge benefit of sugar free drinks is not being sticky when you spill.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going grocery shopping when you’re hungry is the same as opening the dating app when you’re bitchy.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Otter” is not a thing you just need to shave. Source: Anonymous for their protection
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The majority of Americans would be better served by just not having windows in their house. Just horrified by the idea someone could see them watching tv on the couch.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rare example of the pagan cuck stadium. Popular in the 1950s, newlyweds would fornicate upon the earthen mound while the wedding party looked on. An offering of tires represented the earthly ties we all maintain to the industrialization of human effort.
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Sofawolf Press Inc 🔜 BLFC @sofawolf.com · 26/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who has responded. We'll be finalizing the presentation next week so there is still time to add your thoughts if you would like. Marketing is hard, especially as an indie creator (or even a very small company). We'd love to address as many concerns as possible.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oops. A bunch of raspberry pi bullshit exploded across my livingroom.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My nickname in high school.
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Nicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Fishing boat and full moon cityscape, San Diego 🥰
A fishing boat at dusk with sea birds following it for delicious bait with the San Diego skyline and a full moon over it with some coastal fog
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I’m gonna go spend a month in Wenatchee next year.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What radicalized me? The man at the Home Depot that thought “Nitrile” was a specific brand of glove I had was looking for.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I posit it is both ethical and right to firebomb stores who have replaced all their cashiers with self-checkout machines.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excuse me?
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Dakota 🌈 @wagstail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Serval sketch! 👾💚
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Orville Peckinbacher
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fry don’t fish in the kitchen Burns don’t grill on the beans
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sculder and Mulley investigate the killing of a hamster who can predict the future. Guest starring Mariska Hargitay.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
dogpatch usa billboard, route 62, east of harrison, arkansas, 1980
dogpatch usa billboard, route 62, east of harrison, arkansas, 1980
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scully, what are we wearing?
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dumb person says dumb thing, news at 11.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And then there’s this.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In Texas visiting my dad. Everything is wet or moist or damp. And so many things melt.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mulder, are you fucking serious right now?
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🍁🍃🦊🍂🌿
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep making decisions and then experiencing consequences. Someone call JG Wentworth I need help.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excuse me? You want to feed WHAT to the alligators??
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chicken salad with hard boiled eggs… I don’t think I like it.
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Little coyote at tractor supply 😭😭😭
Aurora plush coyote
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We all collectively hallucinated Ukrel.
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Buddy @buddyinu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kite Yagami 🪁
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