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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 1h
So you say other people are just here to dunk, but then when someone says something about needing a system you pretend they think ICE is an "important humanitarian group" that shouldn't be abolished.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 1h
Even rubber stamping everyone needs a system to use the stamp.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 1h
Unless you just want to rebrand and retrain ICE, I guess.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 1h
And that system no longer exists. So if you get rid of ICE, you'd need to build a new system. See replace means the old version goes away. ICE made the old system go away. If you get rid of ICE, the old system doesn't magically come back. Even if it did, it wasn't that great.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 2h
Yes it would, because you'd still need a system and we don't currently have one. Unless you want to keep ICE.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 2h
The mcwhorm is turning
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 2h
This might be the most deranged reply section ever.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 11h
I was talking about the broadcast. Even with a terrible offense you still want the extra possession. But good god, they had two game ending interceptions and somehow still ended up having to make a 50 yarder.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12h
The NFL broadcast just said if the Broncos win the coin toss in ot they should kick. How are they so bad?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12h
There's nothing quite like a game sealing interception, that isn't because your offense can't even burn clock
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think that human being and fish can coexist peacefully
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
4) Its easy and clearly legal.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But what power would that IG have if they can't actually remove judges/justices?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Joe Hendry Rpestige logo
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The real wargame challenge would be a race. Which country crushes Europe fastest?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Modern short range air to air missiles are also winning the dog fight before the old plane even knows its happening.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WWE Crown Jewel Riyadh, from Malaysia
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Its been interesting to contrast "Trejo is just a naive victim" with "Kelly Clarkson is a horrible monster"
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
To me its simple. X is Grok these days, and Grok was specifically designed to be the AI that would call itself mechahitler and make nonconsensual porn. So if you use mechahitler the sexual assulter, you're ok with mechahitler and sexual assault.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Its crazy how quick people are to decide "famous woman is a crazy bitch" entirely on the word of a small business owner.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also two fumbles
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's because this fish has a valuation over a billion dollars
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jazz-Raptors Thunder-Wizards Magic-Pelicans
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel like Jazz-Magic is a whole D&D class
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate everything about this. Its not wrestling, its stunts. Its not good stunts because they don't know how to do it safely and are doing it despite not being able to pull it off. But at least I'm sure they had great insurance and were paid a lot of money.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when it came out that Trump was having regular strategy calls with Hannity from the Oval Office? Or when Trump plucked people straight from Fox News for cabinet positions?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And also that I like Japanese candy, which is correct.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon is very sure I use a brand of camera I've never owned.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its really weird how many ostensibly normal dems don't think women have agency the second they don't like their boyfriends.
Maybe next time don't run your girlfriend in a district with plenty of talented, left-liberal Democrats with roots if you want a seat in Congress? *shrug*
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because its much easier to survey the parents. The kids want to be left alone, the parents want other people to be forced to talk with them.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Much respect for the dude whos wife throws the towels out the window onto a tree and just goes "I guess this tree is where we keep the towels now"
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can forgive stupid premises, but have a harder time with stupid world building.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing sadder in football than an aggressive coach who's suddenly afraid to go for it
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The most surprising thing about this is that Cam made the shot
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Lions Panthers game looks like a scrimmage. But like one of those college ones with a name that boosters pay to watch.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its cool that Mimms gets to do both what is a catch and what is an arm in the same game
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just like the great east coast city of Milwaukee
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its cool that the Broncos found a way for the ground to cause a fumble
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also all of those things are good.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck network is "fandor"?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bryce Underwood is the king of taking 6 seconds to calmly throw the worst possible pass.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And if you think Hasan Piker is scary, wait till you see what young right wingers are into.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its cool that "protect women and girls in sports" is a bunch of people who don't care about women or girls or women's sports.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why do people keep believing that? Its not even close to true.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They tried, specifically for pass interference. The refs threw a fit and refused to overturn anything until the league backed down.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which PI was worse, Broncos or Cowboys?
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Vegas, mechanically, was essentially just Fallout 3 with minimal changes. They gave the infrastructure to another studio to work on, and that studio made the best modern Fallout game.
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Exit, fucking a bear"
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh goody, more Heinlein discourse
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Buchman @buchman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I'm hiring I want the candidate to be comfortable, I want to view them in the way that most resembles how they would act as an employee. If an employee on the hiring team passed on someone because of coffee, I'd probably have a new opening.
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