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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 5h
Woke up to video of Jungkook teasing us by just barely dropping it low 🥴
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 14h
*don't say it don't say it don't say don't say don't say it* Bangtan bukkake circle Goodnight everyone, I'll see myself out 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
BTS in a circle looking down at the camera in their first set outfits for Bogota D2BTS in a circle looking down at the camera in their final set outfits for Bogota D2
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 15h
Pic exactly as Ollie described in their post. Seokjin standing with his arms in the air and his cock resting on the barricade.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 15h
the other pic they posted, too, in case you aren't on tweeter
Taehyung, Jimin, Hoseok, and Jungkook chilling at their hotel after Bogota D2. Photo posted to their Twitter account. (slightly different pose from the pic in the first post)
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 15h
THEY REMEMBERED THE TWEETER PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!! also, don't think about the fact that jimin is definitely naked under that robe
Taehyung, Jimin, Hoseok, and Jungkook chilling at their hotel after Bogota D2. Photo posted to their Twitter account.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17h
slutty lil glasses concert time has returned
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17h
baby mimi in his cutie guy glasses growling his "we go hard" line from wab pt2
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17h
gonna bury my face so deep in his armpit that all i can breathe is namjoon musk
Namjoon doing his now standard bicep flex pose in a tight black tank top and giving us a real good look at his armpit
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 21h
i could take them
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 21h
WHO EVEN NEEDS THAT MUCH DICK?!?!
A screenshot from the video in the first post showing Seokjin's impressive bulge
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 21h
Not to distract from the always delightful taejinkook Dynamite antics, but HOW THE FUCK DOES SEOKJIN WALK WITH ALL THAT 🍆?!
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
I see Soobin's flourishing in his "How to stir folks up with just your neck" classes taught by the reigning king of neck porn, Kim Seokjin
A profile photo of Soobin. His head is leaned back against the wall, so his neck is elongated and his Adam's apple is very visible.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
my god
Bangtan looking like the most expensive bitches on the planet in their new white opening set outfits
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
October Reading Thread
image with a flowing, swirling purple background. in the center it says, "October."
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
i am going to need HD pics from the official account immediately!!!
7 image collage of the Bangtan members in their new white outfits
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
🎶 let’s run, run 🎶
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/10/2026
OH. MY. GOD.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 02/10/2026
no, YOU just watched this 300,000 times in a row
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 02/10/2026
Tiddies so big he's gotta play with them
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 30/09/2026
namjoon mentioning that seeing someone's art collection is like seeing the real them. so anyway, here's an entire collection of tiger and cat art, because it reminds him of his tiny cat hyung. yes, i made it about #namgi. sue me.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 30/09/2026
this tiger is all i care about
RM x SFMOMA: Between You and Me exhibit promo slide featuring the fabulous Korean tiger painting
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 27/09/2026
Introducing the newest HYBE girl group -- you're gonna love them! #SNL #SaturdayNightLive
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 27/09/2026
woof
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 26/09/2026
i just passed out thinking about this minimoni in a strangers/fake dating fic
Gorgeous, windswept Park JiminSuit wearing, daddy long legs Kim NamjoonStrangers on a starry sky backgroundFake Dating on a starry sky background
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 26/09/2026
BCD app wasted no time getting those new pics up as photocards 😂
BCD app collections overview showing a new card set called picnictan
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 25/09/2026
Good morning 😳
5 members of Bangtan spread eagle against the practice room mirror. Jimin stands behind them "supervising" and saying, "That's how I slept to work on my splits back when I did contemporary dance."
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 24/09/2026
Why even wear a shirt?
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 24/09/2026
the whiplash of these two cards right next to each other
BCD app photocards side by side. One is Jungkook with his tits out at the LA D4 show. The other is tiny Jungkook from the Just One Day music video.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 23/09/2026
laughing because the other option is crying
Picture of a teacher holding a stack of books in a classroom. Below the image, white text on a green background reads, "Lazy teacher earns two degrees and works 60-hour weeks in elaborate scheme to have July off."
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 22/09/2026
Usually, I select tie for some of my favorite ships, and I forced myself to choose a ship for each round this time. Here is my ranking! 🔗 sortr.io/sorter/bts-s...
BTS ships ranked according to audge:

1 jikook
2 namkook
3 namgi
4 jinkook
5 yoonmin
6 yoonkook
7 taejoon
8 taegi
9 minimoni
10 vmin
11 yoonjin
12 taekook
13 namjin
14 namseok
15 sope
16 hopekook
17 taejin
18 vhope
19 jihope
20 jinmin
21 2seok
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 22/09/2026
for the record, there is no wrong choice here
Pale blue background with slightly darker blue sweat droplets in a pattern. The Sex Tears Fest logo is at the top. Beneath it it says "This or That". The options are (X next to my circled choices):

X Voyeurism OR Free Use
X Rough Sex OR X Soft Sex
X Praise Kink OR X Humiliation Kink
X Age Difference OR Cisswap
X Virginity Loss OR Religious Guilt
X Sex Pollen OR Fertility Rituals
Plot? What Plot? OR X Porn With Plot
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 21/09/2026
i could take them
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 20/09/2026
*insert spongebob tongue meme here*
Jung Hoseok with his hand up during the iHeart performance. His belly button is making a starring appearance through the sides of his barely buttoned shirt.Close up on Hoseok's belly button from the first picture
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 19/09/2026
modern day pirate au, but make it goofy
Yoongi and Taehyung posing in their modern day pirate outfits, but make it silly (Yoongi has a kind of far away look on his face and a little smirk and Taehyung is giving duck lips).
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 19/09/2026
Yoongi tummy!!! 🤤
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 19/09/2026
BABY! LOML! PRECIOUS BOI!
Yoongi selfie (semi serious face version)Yoongi selfie (silly face version)
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 19/09/2026
taegi modern day pirates au?
Yoongi and Taehyung on the iHeart Radio red carpet. Their attire seems very pirate vibey.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 19/09/2026
Ballet dancer Hoseok and his six, burly, frat guy boyfriends who love boxing and the gym (only you'll never guess who's the king, who's the boss 👀) basically writes itself
Hoseok in his SWIM sailor's uniformThe SWIM ship with a banner that reads "UNIVERSITY" beneath itAn image of ballet shoes and boxing gloves hanging next to each otherA lyric from Daechwita: I'm a king I'm a boss Everyone knows my name
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17/09/2026
marry me? 💍
Picture of Yunho from ATEEZ with this text above it:
Yunho said he's never used AI, when he doesn't know something he just searches it up himself 
He's not really a fan of AI because it can be misused and compromise personal info
He hopes people don't become too dependent on it
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17/09/2026
Our instructional coach came into my room with TEN minutes left in the day to ask my students what they were learning about today. This was the note I got in the walk through report. She even came up to me and mentioned how impressed she was that they could answer her questions so well.
Teacher Clarity - Comments/Notes

The third group of students I talked with communicated in
Spanish and the Spanish speaking students were excellent at communicating what they are learning!
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 17/09/2026
*waves* i've been existing out in the world today with very little social media. what did i miss in borasky land? here's a pic of my tasty dinner as payment for being gone all day.
A bowl of gouda shells and cheese topped with grilled shrimp and andouille sausage
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 15/09/2026
They don't work for you, you whiny ass baby 🤬
News headline: Trump Attacks Justices - President Trump criticized the Supreme Court over its mail-in ballot ruling, saying
"these are not the people I interviewed."
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 14/09/2026
why is the bcd app trying to kill me with THOSE rapline pics as photocards?!
my last 4 card draws from the bcd app showing the rapline naked in la pics
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 13/09/2026
HUDSON!!! *bites fist while imagining it's one of hudson's juicy tits*
9 image collage. The center image reads: category is tits white clothes. The surrounding 8 images are images of Hudson Williams in white shirts with his tits on display.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 13/09/2026
love when i get exactly the reaction i wanted 🤭
spong 7h 
you know i was planning on sleeping right?

lala 7h
audge.

ori 7h
no

Aunt Janell 7h
You are evil
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 13/09/2026
watch this. pay attention to his tit. now, imagine how much they bounce when he's thrusting. that's all from me, folks! good night! 👋🏻
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 13/09/2026
namkook au where crow koo shows up in the window to listen to professor kim's lectures everyday. he brings a pen with him (even if he can't take notes), because that's what all the human students do.
Image of a crow (or other black corvid) with a red pen in its mouth sitting on a windowsill. The social media posts below the image read:

schoollife_now 2h
A RAVEN TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD А PEN

math_is_muffin 45m
yes hello i am here to learn geometries

professor.paws 33m
That raven is more prepared than some of my students.
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 13/09/2026
alpha x alpha yoonjin rival cowboy au (added bonus: there was only one sleeping roll) Yoongi and Jin are rival cowboys (and both alphas, to boot), who are forced to take a herd of cattle up the Chisolm Trail from San Antonio to Abilene. The trip is long and dangerous. It's made even more fraught +
Pick your protagonist: cowboy/that that YoongiPick his partner: rope it SeokjinPick a tag: A/B/O dynamicsPick your setting: wilderness
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 11/09/2026
Graphic with honeycombs on the background and text "This or That" at the top followed by a 9 pairs of words. A bee and text "guiding light fest" at the bottom.

My choices are circled in yellow on the graphic and in parentheses below.
THIS OR THAT
forced bonding or (forced caretaking)
(arranged marriage) or childhood friends
(canon) or regency
(soulmates) or breakup
idol au or (single parent)
(hurt/comfort) or sickfic
(accidental bonding) or time travel
living weapon or (secret identity)
(sports) or gaming
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 10/09/2026
take two minutes and fall in love with park jimin
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