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Bruce

@btothed.bsky.social
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Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.

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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile our president stands the way an 8 year old would impersonate Julio Franco’s batting stance in the early 90s.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great news for Iowa today, as they finally land themselves an NBA franchise.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you gas up your car and it clicks off because it's full, but you have a personality that wants it at a full dollar amount so you keep clicking to hit that next dollar but then you accidentally stop at $55.01...
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Ben affleck
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re constantly playing defense against being tricked. AI, educational content that’s really an ad, politicians *gestures*, messages designed to spoof another to take $ or access, etc. No wonder we’re short of trust, patience & kindness when our muscle memory is to pressure test every interaction.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The refs marched the Vikings right down the field.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Donald Trump Office Space voice: “Yeahhhhhh, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and fly on the decoy terrorist bait plane, mmkay? Thaaaaanks.”
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why is it newsworthy that Francesca Hong, the Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor, gave a non-answer about whether Thanksgiving should be canceled yet it isn't newsworthy that you won't be able to get Republican candidate Tom Tiffany to admit who won the 2020 election?
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trump has made it abundantly clear that he has no interest in being a leader. His only interest is being a ruler. Your president should feel like they work for you, not that you work for them. Otherwise, even if they're "your" candidate, your side still isn't winning. Only your ruler is.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m just a real sucker for Everly Brothers solo material. Especially on vinyl.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's got to be a german word for assuming there's a german word for something very specific.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Republicans meant to order the never ending breadsticks at Olive Garden but had the never ending war in Iran delivered to the table, instead.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A random 90s Milwaukee Brewers card I still have:
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anyone who's being required to show ID at a friggin' Olive Garden is probably legally required to introduce themselves to all of their neighbors before they're allowed to move in, too...
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Any of us olds who own THE ROCK on Criterion laserdisc (!) have seen Ed Harris behind the scenes and are not at all surprised by his curmudgeonly reaction about DUTTON RANCH ... which, might I add, is getting its best press ever because of this since I never heard a peep about this show before now.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does Giannis realize he CAN say no to some advertisers?
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Went 4 for 4 in seeing great films this weekend. Backrooms (movie theater) Obsession (Peacock) Lucky (Criterion Channel) The Straight Story (Criterion Channel)
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You know you’re a Gen X Sconnie if you have this many Greg Vaughn cards.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
10 months ago, btw. This was obviously going to happen. joe Biden isn’t shitting your pants. Trump is.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AQI is Hazardous in Milwaukee, over 600 which is wild. It’s so smoky outside that our living room air filter can’t get above 54% quality (usually 100% unless we are cooking 🤣). It tastes like burning tires outside.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Satan’s doing a playground style draft right now. Wonder what sport is being played.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I talk myself out of more things than I talk myself into.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Unsolicited advice. Take it or leave it. Do some reading purely for enjoyment. Read a novel. Read a book of poems. Read a book of short stories. Newspapers and biographies/autobiographies are great, but I'm talking Yes-And here, not Or. (1/2)
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just after college I worked in the circulation department at a newspaper. If a person's paper wasn't delivered, I'd have to peruse a giant wall map and memorize the route (with tons of rural addresses like N56W28750 Rando Road). Sometimes multiple houses and routes in one trip. No Google Maps.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I tore through this Elizabeth Strout novel in just a few days. May be the best thing I’ve read in years. It’s as sad as it is uplifting. Such a personal “everyday” story filled with so much mid-life introspection. This won’t soon leave me. Boy would I love to see this adapted into a small film.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Giannis knows LeBron is picking the Heat. That's why he choose the number 7. So LeBron and Giannis can be 6-7.
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Shaquille O'Neal's 67 Moment
ALT: Shaquille O'Neal's 67 Moment
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The nice thing is, since Republicans are assuring us he's very much alive, none of these jokes about the corpse of Mitch McConnell are in poor taste.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wait, which year is America’s Mike Tysonnial?
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Wearing my Mitch McConnell shirt today.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Definitely have a cheese drawer in the fridge. Two of them 🤣
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I absolutely loved the original teaser trailer for THE END OF OAK STREET. But was really underwhelmed by the full trailer. Sure hope that means I go in with lower expectations and can get wowed.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Who knew that Freedom 250 was named after the amount of people who'd attend the week-long fair?
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The root of the problem is that people need to be edutained at all times now. Entertainment needs to seep into every aspect of life. People can’t handle boredom or learning by and large anymore without the need to make fun airplane sounds as our attention spans have atrophied. (1/2)
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is MAGA becoming Woke? Because they sure seem to be embracing social distancing at the Great American State Fair.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love Giannis but he’s turning into 2010s Nicolas Cage. There isn’t a paycheck he says no to.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Obviously this means LeBronze Fonz to the Milwaukee Bucks!
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why is this article phenomenal? It doesn't try to lay blame but instead assigns roles. Everyone had a role in the how we got here of it all. Some likely already realize that but still need time and new experiences to understand where they could have done things differently. As is life. Ball is life.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
LaMelo looks like he's having a...
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In the past we had the "Own the Future" marketing mantra in Milwaukee. Looks like the Bucks marketing machine may need to find a way to go Back to the Future. Let's get a block party in the Schlitz district again and have the new draft picks pull up in a Delorean with "Green and Growing" blasting.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Guessing that Giannis mural is about to become a Miz mural?
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Larry David
ALT: Larry David
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This feels like a damn lifetime ago.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What do summer vacation and the White House have in common? Neither have any class.
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Heyo Girl
ALT: Heyo Girl
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
New York and Chicago. 2 cities that are supposed to be so dangerous and so angry sure are uniting around happiness and joy right now. If only we had someone in office who saw that, embodied that, and harnessed that for good and prosperity.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TIRED: Idiocracy was a documentary. WIRED: Weekend at Bernies was a documentary.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The greatest Wheel of Fortune panel ever or THE GREATEST WHEEL OF FORTUNE PANEL EVER?!?! Little Richard. James Brown. Weird Al.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can we get Ron Swanson in San Antonio tomorrow wearing a Knick Offerman tshirt?
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you’re a writer and need inspiration for a character name or two, I’d like to share this with you.
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Evan Rytlewski @evanryt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Good morning only to the guy developing an open world video game set on the East Side of Milwaukee in 1994
It's real and it looks great! an open world video game set on the East Side of Milwaukee in 1994. The character is standing in front of Phase II and an Oriental Theatre marquee shwoign The Piano, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues and Boxing Helena
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mike Breen 👉 Anderson Cooper 👉 Tim Cook 👉 John Slattery
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Spidey Points at Spidey
ALT: Spidey Points at Spidey
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If the Bears move to Hammond, IN they'll have to consider Indiana part of Chicagoland to keep the name. Sconnies, if Milwaukeeland was a thing, how far west, south and north do you think you could refer to as Milwaukeeland before it's forced? Because a new state feels like it should cross that line.
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Bruce @btothed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Between all the nodding off in meetings and unnecessary construction around the White House, Trump certainly puts the Doze in Bulldoze.
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