BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026man, you hardly ever hear from that guy. Everyone is always wondering what he's up to. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Another 10 minutes of this and ODU might have to think about pulling the keeper. 140
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why can't she just support genocide and be a sex pest like a normal NFL owner? 010
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Drew casting his Frankenstein-eque shadow down the staircase 030
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm pretty sure you have to capture Daredevil and retaylor his suit. 031
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which NFL player is most likely to “simulate using the restroom?” And why is it Cam Skateboo? 0120
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So she's not the one who sang the song about Boston that was all the rage for 2 weeks? 020
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026there was something very off-putting about seeing the Bills playing at home on grass. 020
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My only hope is that in the forthcoming Beatles Cinematic Universe (BCU) that Ringo goes all “Loki” and has to clean up the various timelines and wipes out everyone from “Yesterday” 011
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You deserve a medal for this. As does anyone who has to enter Staten Island multiple times per year. 010
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He also suffers from the "Jeff Garcia Fallacy" where any QB who follows a great franchise QB must also be "great." 010
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i.e. the Steelers watched Godzilla vs. Kong on a team flight last season. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me, seeing a guy in a Mickey Mouse shirt: "The fuck is wrong with that guy?" Me, seeing a guy in a Taz shirt: "Hell yeah, that guy fucks!" 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026dude looks like he's about to hit us with a killer rendition of "More Than Words" 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I only knew the Kids TV show host and the Marxist. I've seen the #1 guy before but had no clue what his name was or what he was famous for. 020
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Trump is so entirely poster brained he's doing the real world equivalent of photoshopping a moustache and devil horns on your profile pic to "own" you. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I too came to know Dolly as a child via the boob jokes from guys on Hollywood Squares and The $10,000 Pyramid 020
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I got super high last night and apparently at some time around 11 PM EDT purchased a copy. Thanks, stoned me!! 140
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Brandon Inge! Number 15 in your scorebook but #1 in your hearts! 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026That's the sound of the men working on the block chain That's the sound of the men working on the block chain All day long they're sayin' 31263
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dammit now I’m imagining a “CSI: Margaritaville” ad running during the 4 PM Dolphins/Chargers game on CBS and for some reason Scott Baio is in it 040
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026it's like Zeus's Law, only you have to grunt inaudibly and offer your guests a comically large drumstick. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Props to Odysseus for not just going with the timeless "Your Mom" in that scenario. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When the guy who cheated on his girlfriend with you, cheats on you. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Poor Kruk. A gorilla would look more comfortable in that suit. 000
BTEUF @bteuf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comKevin Smith: 'That's My Life' on IMDbALT: Kevin Smith: 'That's My Life' on IMDb 030
