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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On a visit to NY I was trying to puzzle out the subway signage. A woman trundles up with a walker and sez 'you can't just stand there cloggin up the works'. I step back and as she rolls by she growls 'if you're looking for the F train follow me'. It felt like the quintessential NY experience.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This adds clarity. Whenever you mentioned falcons I'd think of the usa low end 60s version.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Engineer: Whether it's half full or half empty depends on the sign of the unsteady term of the continuity equation.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Isn't that John Connor from Terminator 2?
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Athens ga has a Normaltown neighborhood surrounding the old Normal school.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bestfrontfacinghorse is my new password
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Running some through my mind right now, it seems like all the good ones start with an F and end with a K. Frakking american conditioning, i guess
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Duffers. You wrap the steak in foil and wedge it next to the exhaust manifold of the cruiser. Done by the first rest stop.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This posted in the states mid-afternoon. Isn't it like 3am there?
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This made me very happy for reasons that I'm not sure of
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What was the intellectual property in dispute?
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
HVAC guys are allowed to do plumbing and electrical that on its own would require a license. Making an AC unit work is no easy gig and they let the details of the other trades slide.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In Miami they'll honk at you for not running a red light in the left turn lane. Not to mention the third-party honking: 'Hey, that guy was being a jerk to that other guy - honk'
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
So apparently the idea is that if you feel a sneeze coming on you blow your snot on the 1st amendment? Not sure if this is the most effective protest.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I had a similar model called the 'Master Ace', which is almost impossible to pronounce without sounding like a Nazi.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My totaled car just texted me from the junkyard that it's battery was low and asked if I couldn't please charge it. I fear the next text is going to be really sad.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When I was a paramedic I got called to the chicken plant on graveyard shift. A young woman new to the shift had been given a couple No-Doz and a Mountain Dew to wash them down with by helpful coworkers. My recollection of the call is that she was levitating out of her chair.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Some trendy architect in a lavender shirt wanted to gut our office and equip it with sofas because the youngs liked to hang out and work on their tablets. I assured him that the people who design tablets, don't do it on tablets.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Could not scroll past this. Nice work.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I have a gas station kitty. His primary survival skill was being cute and charming. He likes the 24hr kibble buffet here but thinks the food was better at the gas station.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The gas engine in my plugin hybrid will arbitrarily kick in once in a while. I'm told it's to sample the gas for dropping octane rating and it will shift to gas and burn it all up if it doesn't like it. Hasn't happened yet.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Way too old for this site. I read the beginning of first sentence and thought 'Margot Kidder'?
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You have to be of a certain age to name a cat Felix
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Absolute alarm at reading you shot it, until I realized you meant photographed. Beautiful shot, though, and thank you for sharing
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I want to say this schmuck won't have a chance, but our current governor threatened a teenager with a shotgun in his campaign ads.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
These people's bio photos look straight out of dystopic SF
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just Wow. Every now and again I find something literally breathtaking, as in taking one's breath away. Like this.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I called the IT guy when my laptop bricked itself. As he carried it off, he commented, 'well, it's secure now'
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
possum vs opossum.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Absolutely stunning photo. My wife used to hand colorize the people in b&w photos to the same effect.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I remember mark cuban promoting NFTs in the same giddy tone.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Jimmy Pickles! I have got to up my game in the cat naming department.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just got an lg big screen and did not like how it made everything look like a soap opera. Filmmaker mode redeemed it
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
In an office where everyone had dual monitors, I set up a triple monitor system. My saying: In the land of the blind, the man with three monitors is king.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can't see to drive with that mask on.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Well, thanks. This is in my head now.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Actually, I'm a lizard - Boa Contradictor
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I maintained a research station powered by solar panels. They're spooky because you can't shut them off other than throwing a tarp over them or waiting for dark.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
'The Old Man and the Sea' would have ended differently.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I read some of your stories and think 'what is it like to live in his head?'
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Wasn't my idea but I'm advocating for giving Obama a second one.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I don't think he's been to Atlanta. But I've been waiting for it to fall into their sights.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I know someone who lost their job walking into a meeting and announcing ' my name is Montgomery, you killed my father, prepare to die'.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I had a mouse in the kitchen that was adept at hiding behind things. The cat sat in one place for two days waiting for him to make a mistake.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
In the town where I lived in Namibia you got Internet service by hanging out at the coffee shop the installer frequented. Like many things in Africa, all in all it wasn't a bad system.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Watched it just the other day. When Jack and Rose enter the hold where the car is stowed they don't shut the waterproof door behind them. Clearly this is the reason the ship sunk. My BIL assures me that this has been discussed at length in a forum somewhere.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I live to evacuate an airliner but the cabin staff is always adamant that this is a misplaced dream.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
We don't know they grabbed the right bags; they should be confiscated until the bags are all sorted out.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I've never met a Greyhound who didn't treat me like a long lost friend.
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bstriggo.bsky.social @bstriggo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Question from the other end of the planet: is that what car keys look like in Australia?
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