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Bryan Starner

@bstarner.bsky.social
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Just living life out in Denver, Colorado

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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Case Keenum come back home to the Vikings 🙏🏻
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being a Vikings fan is just like stepping in front of a ball kicking machine and getting upset every time it does exactly what it always does.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love the Internet
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wait, I thought his head exploded in a Whataburger parking lot? That's what my AI said. 🤔
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is clearly propaganda promoted by the fake news media in order to spread a communist agenda.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I mean this is just fantastic
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At least he can now have that 20 minute call with Mitch McConnell
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Let's go Norway 🇳🇴🇳🇴⚽⚽
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Kiros is going to end up winning by 10 points 👏🏼
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Melat!!!!
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Melat up 48.6% to 44.1% Degette with 73% of the vote in!!
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Phil Weiser for the win!
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Over under odds Boebert has read any of these books
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The new gear is cat approved
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I love Naz Reid but we needed to make a move. Maybe Naz Reid can still be the mayor
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Surprised no one has offered a first round draft pick and a pack of mint chocolate chip girl scout cookies for Ant.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Two years later, after the Towns trade to the Knicks, the Knicks won a championship, and the Timberwolves got a player worth negative five draft picks and a backup point guard with a torn ACL.
static.klipy.com
Betty White's Funny Face
ALT: Betty White's Funny Face
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So the Timberwolves trade Randle for basically nothing
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Do you know why Hasan didn't speak at the Melat rally today? Was looking forward to hearing it!
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So is ABC NBA Finals game coverage down for everyone?
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Is Infowar cat friendly now? @theonion.com
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's the small victories that keep me going
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If the Knicks win it all, they are going to need to send Seal Team 6 to protect Trae Young.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
People will say anything for air time
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This title perfectly encapsulates how I feel about the situation
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
PSA: Spotify just dropped its all-time listened to songs and artists recap.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This May weather 🌨️
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can't help but feel it's actually Jimmy Kimmel's rhetoric causing this 😡
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well I loved that
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Parry that Wemby you filthy casual
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was looking forward to seeing him try to win a Democratic primary in a couple of years.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In honor of Spirit Airlines untimely death
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Naz Reid for Mayor 🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I meant I assumed someone nominated to Surgeon General would have more content on their Wikipedia page
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don't know what I was expecting but never thought it would be that short
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've decided to let Wordle this morning to already ruin my week.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don't even want the Senate majority if it means we have to appease this man
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump is looking extra orange tonight
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and OKC flopping.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It kinda makes it hard to watch
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Does the camera angle look off in the OKC Phoenix game or is it just me
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Why do the Pistons even have a bench
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A second Jesus post has hit the Internet
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying this is bad we gotta write a song about .
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying this is bad we gotta write a song about .
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This could have been an email
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Melat Kiros @melatkirosco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just a few of the faces behind our people-powered campaign who canvassed with us yesterday! #kirosforcongress
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is this technically a Jihad? Sounds like a holy war. Using religion to justify your violence.
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Will she get her punishment though? Probably will land a cozy job after this and never be held accountable for her actions
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I heard if the Dow goes above 50,000 she will randomly reappear like a ghost
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Bryan Starner @bstarner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's all fun and games with Bondi being fired until he gives Matt Gatez a call 🫠
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