Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Our first kid sleeping in weird positions (god-willing, a long-term thread) 🧵 010
Reposted by SledgeAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie 270197032036
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Good ol’ fashion police work = outsource to McDonald’s patrons for $0 000
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Golden retriever on the outside, Rottweiler on the inside 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 08/12/2024*shoves face full of cheetos* wayyy too steep, JT, come on *chews loudly and stupidly* 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Watching pros double chip on grainy bermuda (JT on 9)media.tenor.coma man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes .ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes . 000
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I thought life, post-election, would be so dreary but I’ve found, upon reflection, it has been quite cheery 000
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Heart goes out to all the healthcare CEOs who will now try to reactively treat a dangerous, potentially symptom with expensive wasteful half-measures rather than doing the right thing and treating the underlying cause. Good luck out there, c-suite. 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Kiz is a terrible booth addition. His whole vibe is “I’m too cool to care about this that much.” PGAT cannot hire *yet another* external personality who conveys they don’t care that much. LIV put Arlo White in their booth, a guy whose voice conveys that he cares quite a lot, maybe even too much 110
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“Have your cake and eat it too” is a stupid phrase until you learn it’s just backward. 100
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Gonna post more personal writing to this platform instead of the aggressively negative one. I have a Google doc titled Single Digit Dad: a running log of my golf improvement during early fatherhood (started June 27, ‘24) Prevailing wisdom says this stage of life/career, you can’t improve at golf… 130
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 30/11/2024A list of weapons that won’t get college football touchdown celebrators in trouble: — Bow & arrow — Catapult — Trojan horse — Flail — Cannon — Trebuchet — Battering ram — Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet) Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports 020
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just finished re-reading Shane Ryan’s US Open recap about Rory, and it’s a movie I could rewatch 1000x www.golfdigest.com/story/us-ope... 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 28/11/2024TAKE: You can’t wait until the ball’s landed to club twirl. You gotta twirl on the ascent. The early signal is the whole point: “watch this, mother fuckers.” *Then* the ball drops & stops 5 feet from the pin. I won’t fight a post-shot twirl, but it’s of no use to me. Out with them. 020
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thanksgiving in-laws week 13 children under 9 10 adults One big ass couch and tv all to myself for two hours. God is real. 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Every boomer dad will ask you to get from this blue dot to this red star and be like “so what route did you take?” 000
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Dude Luke Clanton has spent wayyyy too long with the (a) next to his name beating these pros within an inch of their life. I *will* go full Clanton Clan at some point soon 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Dad stuff: Nap cocoon for the 18-month old on a 3-hour afternoon drive 000
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Me on a Friday morning, or a finalist at the 2024 US Mid Am? Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges 030
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’m not a star, somebody lied I left my putter in the car (ROSS) 030
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 18/11/2024It was the Lord’s Day and it fucking ruled (dear lord sorry about the cursing) 7:10 tee time, 38°, wanted to play 36 so bad 140
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Real golf nightmares I have, posted the morning after I have them: On the first tee, I discovered my shotscope watch was dead. 120
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Good news! Now if you’re a #girldad you can talk about #mentalhealth without the multiple phobias 020
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Petition to pronounce bluesky like blue-ski, like brewski. 020
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 15/11/2024As ams go, I love Cody McBride’s long languid leggy swing. Also love alliteration. 010
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If this gif works, we’ll be fine 🤞🏼🤞🏼media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue vest that says pnc on it stands next to a man holding a golf clubAlt: Tiger Woods daps up his caddie, whose name he obviously doesn’t know, and unknowingly becomes a meme 020
Sledge @bsledge.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Love a good social media influx/migration. Feels like college all over again. 010
