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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 22h
I think I saw this in Peaky Blinders
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those two poor giraffes have surely died of priapism by now
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would also accept: "He's heaving now? It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cotton Heaving: little-remembered athletic event from competitive Southern Sports
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"The Aristo-cops!"
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see what the giant nerd did there.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If accountability is a 7-year legal process, it's not accountability. Justice delayed is justice denied
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They can care all they want. Prove that they've fixed it, otherwise I'm mentally subtracting seven points from every lead, and discounting any voter share under 50%. Trying to poll Luddites who would rather die - and have their children die - than vaccinate will always be a losing proposition
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That had better be a Handmaid's dress
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idiocy deliberately promulgated for idiots (their base). Because the idiots won in '16 and '24
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Historic image of the layout of bodies on the decks of a slave transport ship
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bUt I wAs ToLd It Is SuPeR iNtElLiGeNt
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hello "Fine Motor Banditry" LoL
Actor Jack Wild as the Artful Dodger in the film Oliver!
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LoL "fine motor banditry"
Actor Jack Wild as the Artful Dodger in the film "Oliver"
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thanks for the interesting rabbit hole!
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Both: he really is stupid enough to act stupid
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Outlived YOU, great-great-gran!"
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All those people standing around, many of whom know that this is complete bullshit.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cough on them. /s
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just like Trump won't claim deserved credit for fast-tracking the Covid mRNA vaccine, he also won't claim undeserved credit for the (probable) landslide of efforts toward renewable energy. Around the world! -- except in the US, of course. He has friends in the ole bidness, who bribed him
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Sure, some of my fans are deplorable. But they're *my fans*..."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My local grocery advertised a 10 pound "tube" of ground beef for $27. What I found in the nearly empty case was two ten pound "tubes" of ground beef, one for $45, and one for $102. Not a joke. Bait and switch. The 75% lean stuff was long gone, so they put out tubes of 80% lean and 93% lean.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Corporations: [our] LINE GOES UP! Sucks to be you!
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dead man walking >>> dead woman talking
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think this is going to be the start of an epic "Life Imitates Art" thing, as in life imitating a dystopian science fiction trope where the heroic effort to escape a despoiled planet results in the discovery that the destination planet had also been despoiled long, long ago and abandoned
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scotch
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask AI to boil them down LOL
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's concerned about appearing like she might have been mistaken for being wrong.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"That's a bigTwinkie."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We took out the trash this week, just in time for collection. After having held it inside the house and fawned over it for two years."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my most memorable Collins quote is attributed to Harry Reid (possibly apocryphal): "She'll always be there for you, when you don't need her."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THAT'S A WINNER
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Late September had all the excitement of pulling the plug from the bathtub and watching all the water slowly disappear. The WC loss (one run in two games) was just the final gurgle in the drain
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You emoji eyes need more nuance. Try not to look like you've never acted before.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe they were just going in chronological order? [Americans are too stupid to know what that even is.] Tucker is betting 1) the first/loudest "I Never Knew Him!" will get most of the attention for Prez 2028; 2) There are no consequences for being this disingenuous in the Land Of The Stupid Voter
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LET THEM EAT 'CONCERN'
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, ten times a day: Why aren't most of these people in prison already
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bottle and a half? call an ambulance, man
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Doctor said I needed some stitches. He was a sports doctor."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They don't need to be, because of structural electoral advantage to (R). Cows and corn get Senators
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well it ain't a functional acronym anymore, so it might as well be the name of a budgie
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so their entire user base, presumably?
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Charlie can be found in other ways, yannow. You may think he disappeared, but I say To The Contrary
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mistake- Norway watches it on 23 December, not Christmas Eve or Day. And most other countries watch it on New Years Eve
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. ... On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." HL Mencken, 1920
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Walter White (Breaking Bad) at the famous moment where he says, "Say my name." except here it is "Spell my name."
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Old, old news. Remember the "pitchforks" quote? In 2014, billionaire Nick Hanauer warned in Politico that “The Pitchforks Are Coming … For Us Plutocrats.” Unfortunately since then they've increased their collective net worth by trillions, and pitchforks have yet to make an appearance.
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We got here because once upon a time Trump said, "Russia, if you're listening," and they WERE listening
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Scandinavia - inexplicably - they stay at home for Christmas and watch this on television with their relations www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLjO...
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Dinner for One (1963) | Freddie Frinton | 4K Remastered [FULL MOVIE]
YouTube video by Enhanced Cinema
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sleeping zombie = slombie
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