Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every day I wake up w the option to kill myself but simply choose not to #girlboss 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you’d never catch me smiting any of my minions for something as banal as basic criticism; the constant flow of ideas and fresh perspectives all ultimately benefit the prosperity of evil but my self control only extends so far like if you get a stupid ass haircut that’s fair game 001
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026some of yall act like the top of that bell curve is a throne worth aspiring to when all I do from this royal perch is look down and wonder what could have been 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s not living it’s dying with style 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026giant battle scene where the heroes get the shit beat out of them but the gospel music keeps playing until the organist’s personal politics remain unquestioned 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026An ode to this musty hotel room: how fine it is to have a home in my lungs that carries the living organisms you supplanted for my tissue, though not quite as fine as the futility of your own efforts to scrub the remnants of my own dying body out of the sheets still we part as unwitting strangers 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026not now kitten daddy’s giving that man in his late 50s shaken baby syndrome 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026ok so which ones pride and which ones prejudice 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026She conversion on my therapy until I tear down a building with my bare hands 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026🎉🎉🎉 💙 brother you ate, if I had more hats to take off I would throw them at you like it’s a hockey match 001
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026do you look at me and see him or is the disappointment a byproduct of a constant reminder that you’ll never truly be rid of him 001
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I’m tired but can’t sleep. Perhaps I should carve out my lungs 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026almost forgot to advertise myself today 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026when I die put my dremel in the grave 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026to the unknown girl from my childhood whose voice I hear in my memories of all the old softball chants in my head no one’s doing it like you babe 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026My nuclear bomb and the one sticker I put on it that says honk if you love milfs 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026which clown platoon did you honk under brother 🇺🇸 💥🫡 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026idgaf about the military but i understand the anger at stolen valor bc i make so many jokes under my breath that you heard and repeated to uproarious laughter Death penalty 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Vibing at the function until the homies start asking you abt your monkey destruction switch 000
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Sonic Supernova 2026 @sonicsupernova.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Previewing: Beware the Alien Freaks! #SonicSupernova2025 #SonicSupernova #ss25previews 096
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 12/11/2025see this is why the labor union won’t answer our phone calls 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Duncebot No. 1 here! We genuinely had so much fun talking and laughing with you all, definitely made all the spirit gum worth it 🐔 #sonicexpo Huge shoutout to @devenmack.com for chatting with us, you were an absolute delight, evil robot gang 4 lyfe 🔥🔥 183
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025i want to say something funny like “I breached containment” but instead it’s more like “what if the only home you’ve ever known is slowly killing you from the inside and the unknown by contrast draws you out because at least it’s a deviation from the encroaching walls” but my phone is broken 000
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I’m still finding bits of my former body like glass in the carpet. It belonged in a museum and I smashed it to pieces. It would have tormented me until the end of time to see what I’d lost. *clocks in to work* Did y’all see the game last night 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 15/05/2025God has a plan for you babygirl and I’m going to ruin it 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 16/04/2025My mental illness is that there’s a ten year old in my head that’s literally always disappointed in me 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Like you, sir, who kills me in little ways every day decides to end our blood feud once and for all with a Silverado. how pedestrian. I’m making you a baron 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I totally get why Charles II let that guy who tried to steal the Crown Jewels go and gave him land bc he was funny like my coworker almost ran me over with his truck this morning and he cared way more than me abt it brother that’s hilarious 010
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I miss her 🧡 #sonicfanart #sonicthehedgehog #tikaltheechidna 111030
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i think the diplomatic immunity would make her worse actually 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025alexa how do you tell the sun you love her w/o getting fried by a giant magnifying glass like a little cartoon ant 010
Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo) @bshmel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025mfers be like “sire remember your blood pressure!!” sir remember your anxiety medication 000
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Classic Sonic fans are eating good lately #fanart #sonicthehedgehog 0393
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Chill activities while Tails fixes Omega. #teamdark #tails #shadowthehedgehog #rougethebat 214639
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024First meeting. #tails #sonicthehedgehog #classicsonic #soncifanart 24420
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Doodle Request 1/4 Taking a break in Aquatic Ruins #sonicthehedgehog #tails #classicsonic #sonicfanart 09016
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Doodle Request 2/4 Baby's first boss fight! #sonicthehedgehog #tails #classicsonic #sonicfanart 24412
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Doodle Request 2/6 Classic Tails is unaware of the internal turmoil he is causing his biggest bro by existing. #sonicxshadowgenerations #sonicthehedgehog #tails #sonicfanart 04111
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Sonic Adventure 2 epilogue animatic (based off a fanfic I like). #sonicfanart #sonicthehedgehog #tails #eggman 23815
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 23/12/2024// Sonic Movie Spoilers // . . . Don't mess with Tails' heists. #sonicmovie3 #sonicmovie3spoilers #tails #agentstone #shadowthehedgehog #sonicfanart 0498
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Ebony 🧡🤍💗 @soulofebony.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Commission for a friend done over on kofi! They requested Angolan Mario at the Olympic Games🏓 #commission #commissionsopen ko-fi.com/i/IK3K3192MM3ko-fi.comCommission for @Bshmel - Click to view on Ko-fiFollow SoulOfEbony on Ko-fi 083
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Happy Anniversary to Sonic 3 🎉 (song by @victormcknightmusic.com and splash art by @yesidoodles.bsky.social ) #sonicfanart #knucklestheechidna #sonicthehedgehog #tails 37427
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Yesi @yesidoodles.bsky.social · 04/02/2025A commission by @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social A preview shot for their next sonic project 👀 0216
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 06/02/2025slay 💅✨ #transthursday #sonicfanart #rougethebat 2353136
Reposted by Professor Bshmelbo (🐝-shmelbo)Norted Wayfinder @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Tails covers for Sonic every time. #sonicfanart #tails #sonicthehedgehog #shadowthedgehog #b3d 212649
