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Bill Shirley

@bshirley.shirl.com
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Houstonian, cyclist, voter, board gamer, YIMBY urbanist, iOS dev, hypnagogic podcast listener. ♌︎ 🤘 bsky #23,719

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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 30/09/2026
good job, Bing #microsloth
Bing knows the Astros lost today, and the series record is at 0-1,

but 🎶 the sun’ll come out, tomorrow 🎶 and the series will be even again at 0-0
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 07/09/2026
ditto
an over-the-handlebars shot of a Rad Wagon 4 rolling west on a bike path along White Oak Bayou west of downtown Houston, with a trafficked I-10 off to the left past the bayou and the trees
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 03/09/2026
still the only voter id anyone should need (in Texas) just ask @kuff.bsky.social
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 12/08/2026
they repunched that rather quickly after someone informed the English major that the other side of the globe was in fact not gathering to watch an eclipse
photo of people in front of a mostly eclipsed sun with the

start of a headline from The Guardian via Apple News; “Millions around the globe gathered to w…”

(presumably: …watch the eclipse)
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 05/08/2026
10 years ago. #texas 🍺🍨🤘🤠
me, sitting at a table in my front yard wearing shorts, a straw hat, a Texas-OU burnt orange t-shirt, and cowboy boots. I’m eating Blue Bell ice cream and a Lone Star longneck sits on the table.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 04/08/2026
via the web, it typically recalls my authentication, it reset recently and it forces me to 2FA (my code is in Apple Password app - it's worked before, but i haven't used it recently)
2FA failing
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 02/08/2026
Ceci n'est pas une cigarette.
a) this is a photo of a cigarette 
b) this is only the ashes of a cigarette 
c) Magritte preferred a pipe
d) this is an incense stick, burned 



xxx xxx p :ɹǝʍsuɐ xxx xxx
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 28/07/2026
83° F 81% humidity 77° dew point was actually a comfortable 🚲 commute despite TxDOT blocking one passage and obstructing a second
a crane parked over a bike path while lifting a cylinder of rebar for a freeway pilingan unmanned crane extending over the bike path
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 19/07/2026
Went to Pyramid Lake Paiute Reservation today. They had an interesting variety of different kinds of rock on the beach of the desert lake. The water is a sodium–chloride–carbonate–sulfate type, supporting tufa formations (calcium carbonate deposits, like the pyramid the lake is named for).
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 02/07/2026
lovely day in the shade in the Houston World Cup Fan Zone for the 🇪🇸 🇦🇹 match
0.5 zoom on iphone
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 16/06/2026
White Oak Bayou along White Oak Blvd (3:45) @spacecitywx.bsky.social
bayou out of its banks but not quite to the street, out the car windowbayou out of its banks but not quite to the street, out the car window
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 28/05/2026
first one is Paramount, what’s second?
Paramount+ cancellation
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 26/05/2026
You’ve cancelled your Paramount + subscription.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 25/05/2026
SpaceX's IPO is the corporate equivalent of Trump's negotiating with himself, excluding the courts and the cuckold Congress, to steal $1.8 Billion from Americans. Trump via taxes/government. Musk via the stock market/capitalism. buff.ly/NdIE5a4
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 23/05/2026
Hippos kill an estimated 500 people per year in Africa, making them one of the continent’s deadliest large animals — often ranked behind mosquitoes and humans, but ahead of lions, crocodiles, and elephants.
closeup of a ceramic hippopotamus, mouth agape
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 22/05/2026
🎶 hello. goodbye. 🎶
my subscription for Paramount+ showing my status: You’ve cancelled your subscription.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 20/05/2026
“Today, the Republican-controlled Supreme Court said: No. The Constitution does not let a governor erase voters’ choices when their choices are inconvenient to him,” Wu said in a statement. “Abbott was wrong, weak and after all his bluster he couldn’t come and take a damn thing.” 3/3
Gene Wu, Houston-area state representative
https://directory.texastribune.org/gene-wu/
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 16/05/2026
Red-vented Bulbul, a Houston population ranges over a few miles just west of downtown, native to Asia
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 13/05/2026
i just think they’re not confident about the bull pen either, no Dusty-tight management here it’s Care Bears night
a yellow Care Bear,
a blue Care Bear,
a freshly limed batters box
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 01/05/2026
April plays #bgstats
BG Stats 4 x 4.
Spokes;
The Academy;
Bested Another Time;
Cheeky Monkey;
Colosseum;
Einfach Genial 3D;
Gachapon Trick;
Ghost Lift;
Idle Hands;
National Economy;
River of Gold.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 30/04/2026
you’re drunk, Bing this would be square inches with the calculation you performed i was looking for 14” x 16” (i tried this three different ways, and it couldn’t grasp) in other Microsoft A.I. news, they raised the prices on Github Co-Pilot this week
prompt: what is 355 x 400mm in inches

response: 355 * 400 millimeters =142,000 millimeters 5590.5512 inches
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 16/04/2026
two, mostly cleared 50’ x 125’ lots
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 10/04/2026
only thing down is DJT
stock listing, only thing down is DJT
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 06/04/2026
flowers of succulent plant
Kalanchoe tomentosa
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 05/04/2026
As expected, we’ve got a runoff. I got to the polls just after the nasty band of thunderstorms whisked through town: not a soul there.
Houston City Council, District C special election.

Joe Panzarella and Nick Hellyar summing over 50% of the vote in a 6-candidate race.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 28/03/2026
#NoKings #Houston
WTF America
City Hall
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 26/03/2026
Tuesday (Space Cowboys exhibition) when no one was there.
from NRG Tower, 44th floorsec 152, NRG Tower barely visible on right
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 25/03/2026
Daikin on Tuesday before exhibition with Space Cowboys there was a nice breeze
open roof from NRG Towerpregame from outfield left outfield wall from right outfieldcloudy sky at the ballpark
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 23/03/2026
sometimes awesome photos show up in your memories April 15, 2023 Houston Art Car Parade hope to see you there this year! www.thehoustonartcarparade.com (i was in the hospital last year and missed it)
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 23/03/2026
Feb 8, 2026
gas pump: $1.999 / gallon

(truth be told: this is with a 60¢ discount applied)
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 20/03/2026
Rainfall forecast maps but make it a 90s movie. Pulp Fiction (1994) h/t @spacecitywx.bsky.social
John Travolta shrugging superimposed onto a regional map including Texas. The map is entirely devoid of any rainfall.

Source: Space City Weather
https://spacecityweather.com/houston-what-were-you-like-in-the-90s/
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 05/03/2026
Tonight midtown houston be there! www.midmainhouston.com/firstthursday
First Thursdays Block Party banner
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 04/03/2026
I’ll be interested to see the outcome of all the party-specific “propositions” (survey questions) including the undercounts.
Texas Republican Proposition 4 on the primary ballot:

Texas should require its public schools to teach that life begins at fertilization.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 03/03/2026
another red, and the yellow persists at 5pm
harrisvotes.com map
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 03/03/2026
I didn’t check the voting map before i went to a super busy polling place at lunch. (red pin 📍) Turned around. Polls open till 7pm. 🕖 Houston is voting! #TexasPrimaries
harrisvotes.com active voting map
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 22/02/2026
any turnip 🫜 recipe suggestions?
big ol’ turnip w/ greens
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 10/02/2026
oldest selfie in my phone…
beard, scarf, and hat
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 07/02/2026
sleepy gnome friday
a closeup of a concrete gnome
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 02/02/2026
January plays. #bgstats
BG Stats 4 x 4.
Dandelions;
Pipeline;
Spokes;
Bested Another Time;
Chai Tea Jazz;
I Made You a Mixtape;
Joraku;
Monkey Palace;
Prototype;
Worst In Show.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 17/01/2026
“put a David Lynch / Norman Rockwell filter on that…”
photo from a Time magazine article
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 12/01/2026
closeup of xmas tree with small cone hiding in theremany many many short xmas tree needle littering the floor
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 31/12/2025
my bubble
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 25/12/2025
I have come to realize that in my perfect holiday advert photo for my 3D printed army man my fat thumb is obscuring the toilet he’s sitting on.
army man being held in front of  christmas tree
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 25/12/2025
xmas eve reindeer
a possum
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 14/12/2025
Gotta love a heat island.
Forecasted weather temps. Houston 35°, surrounding areas below freezing.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 10/12/2025
ginger man chef
large xmas decoration, downtown houston
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 05/12/2025
capy 3D
close-up of 3D printed capybara
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 04/12/2025
Sycophancy? Is the answer sycophancy? 💩 👃
Headline: What’s uniting Trump and Hegseth amid mounting GOP scrutiny
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 04/12/2025
Our president can’t stay awake for the five hours he works in a day, but this was his output for five hours on Monday night, Dec 2, 3025.
Jimmy Kimmel in his standup the following night displaying all the president’s social media posts from the night before.

The posts averaged one every 2-3 minutes over five hours.
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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com · 29/11/2025
from a Florida panhandle hike in Pine Log State Park
Anhinga, wings outstretched in a cypress swamp.
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