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Bryan

@bsey.bsky.social
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remember that dude who looked like a raisin dressed up to go to a party

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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s conservative men, in general. Conservative, supposedly straight men, are obsessed with dick. Like it’s all they think about.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no, is the poor alpha male having a bad time?
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, see, because when you buy a bunch of bananas, you’ve just been robbed of your money and now the people who sold you bananas owe you money. I am very smart please put me in charge of the economy.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have zero faith the democrats in charge are going to do anything other than some hand wringing and some mean tweets but at least shit will stop getting worse for a while
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When they go low, knee them in the fucking face
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been alive since Reagan and paying attention to politics since Clinton, and one thing has remained consistent my entire life: Centrist Dems and libs never learn anything. They never learn any actual lessons about why they lose all the time other than “well, better shift further to the right”
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They know the rules don’t apply to them because you people never do anything but tweet about it
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They’re not interested in talking to him, just about him. That, and if they had him on, they might have to admit that nobody, not a single actual person outside of the media and democratic focus groups actually give a shit about the guy. Nobody actually cares about Piker
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m sick of these people. Jesus fucking christ. I’m so sick of these bad faith, dumb shit arguments presented by the dumbest fucking people on earth, and then seeing the media fall all over themselves acting like you have to present “both sides”.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Because it’s going to be ICE and it’s only going to be in certain cities and neighborhoods But this guy already knows that
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The media reporting on every stupid thing he says and sane-washing it isn’t a superhuman ability, it’s an indictment on the media and how you’ve gleefully helped usher in this complete shit show. But, gotta do what the billionaires want after all.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The US is not a serious country.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Accidentally“
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Probably $4
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So now we pretend she was “neutral“ on political stuff, huh
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
By federal help, RFK probably meant they’d send over a case of colloidal silver and some bear meat they found on the side of the road
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sorry. Best I can do is have a secret meeting with Kushner so we can talk about ways the opposition party can help the Trump administration. But keep voting blue, no matter who!
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People are so fucking sick of you and your “leadership“
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Okay but he doesn’t do much but sleep these days
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s doing exactly what he wanted it to
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But if they didn’t then that might mean our toothless, spineless media would have to possibly defend themselves, or worse, ask a follow up question. We can’t have that.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So should you, you corporate bootlicker
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Because these corporate Dems are one donation away from throwing in with the GOP. People like Jeffries and Schumer are controlled opposition. They’d rather lose elections than see the left win.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bonds should be in the HoF. I don’t care.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Personally, I’m getting sick of trying to just unwind at the end of the day, hop online to play a game with friends, only to be bullied by the women who are dominating all of our former gaming spaces and being made to leave.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Because he searches for it Something these dudes never admit is how they spend all day actively searching for things to pretend to be offended by
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can’t wait until the 76ers lose a game and then they spend an entire hour on First Take the next morning unironically blaming LeBron being interested in golf for the loss
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
no other coach has ridden the goodwill that being carried to one ring will get you quite like Doc
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This guy is such a dumb shit He needs to lose his job asap
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah. I’m fully torqued learning about this game coming out in 2026 shipping with basic, basic things that were standard twenty years ago. Fuck yeah
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump promised something? Well then, it has to be true! Good thing we’ve got the media in this country here to never ask follow up questions or be critical of his lies
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You may be underestimating how stupid this country is
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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ALT: Boy's Shocked Reaction: Wow No
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can’t wait for that fat shit to finally die
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s what mine does too. And he has three of his own beds and a couch he could sleep on but he’s doing this instead.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Under his watch” like he’s been running the entire party for decades
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yes. Since it hasn’t happened before and it would be difficult, its good they didn’t even try.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They know how to beat MAGA. They just don’t want to upset the billionaire donors and AIPAC. The party, as a whole, is just controlled opposition.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can’t wait until that obese fuck dies
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don’t understand why businesses try to appeal to the right when: 1. That will NEVER use your app as their go-to. They’ll NEVER view your content regularly other than the occasional troll post. 2. You alienate your existing base in favor of those who hate you. But I’m not a super smart CEO.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Does he have great political insight? Like, has he won or done a single thing since running a campaign that accidentally won an election 34 years ago?
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’d rather my tax dollars go towards something like this than bombing a girl’s school in a country that poses zero threat to me. Fucking hack media.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fuck me, I’m genuinely sick of this start/stop market manipulation bullshit. And I’m sick of the media reporting on it like the talks are legitimate.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And if you go look at the one election he ”helped” win, it was mostly an accident. Nobody benefited more from Ross Perot than Clinton.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wish they’d make another one of these. That, or another Marvel Heroes like game.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can’t wait until that morbidly obese dipshit dies
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Least surprising news ever
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
AIPAC doesn’t want him to support those candidates though
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man, this deal is straight up disrespectful. Like, it’s so bad that it feels like Boston passive aggressively sending JB a message.
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Bryan @bsey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reading the Bible and actually talking about it when I was younger is why I’m an atheist today. Lucky for most church leaders though, most people never actually read the book they supposedly base their entire lives on.
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