bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Access journalism is not the same as journalism period. 021
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reminds me of what someone once said about Ted Cruz “He’s not actually this dumb, he thinks his voters are this dumb. And truth be told, he’s right.” 030
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying this the next time my boss asks me why my project is 30% over-budget. 0141
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Let’s be fair, it’s cruelty for the sake of ego. 000
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So to clean out this stable I played a major role in building and filling with animals, I’m going to shoo out one rat from a small hole behind a hay bale that nobody is really paying attention to, then continue to support and feed all the other animals in the stable and send money to the farmer. 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Same energy as Daniel Biss holding a “yes/no” sign sideways: bsky.app/profile/katm... 0141
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026TBF, a requirement of becoming a middle-aged male is that you regularly fantasize about quitting your day job and starting a small business. 2140
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Reminds me of the scene is “The Sandbaggers” where Burnside lectures that if you want 007 go to the library, but if you want to be a real spy sit behind a desk and think a lot. 0240
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So they won’t vote for him again, right? 1240
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’ve pointed this out before and gotten very angry replies from centrists. 31170
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Humans and horses are both long-distance animals. Make the race longer, and the results even out. In fact, there is an annual man vs horse marathon - the horses have the better record, but the results are probably closer than expected: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_ver...en.wikipedia.orgMan versus Horse Marathon - Wikipedia 4224
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I did a double take when I saw the account. WTF happened? (other than “they stayed on Twitter,” of course) 1140
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The giveaway is that she did it when they were still on the ground, and she could be quickly kicked off. Had she waited until they were in the air, she would have to suffer the consequences of her actions for the full flight. 010
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It can be done in one session if you don’t mind it looking like crap. 050
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Relevant: the Mel Gibson William Wallace statue. 110
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026What’s the pool on how many Dems will vote for him? 100
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There’s a reason O’Brien is one of the most common fan favorites! 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Has Allen performed any national service? 130
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Unfortunately in this case it’s more “…that would have ‘those people’ as a member.” 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Most historically consistent Belgian behavior. 1120
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Dangling participle discourse never disappoints. 000
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They actually did the “because of woke” excuse. 000
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Old ✅ Doesn’t care ✅ Voters are meh ✅ The consultants must be drooling! 2251
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026LOL, I was about to reply “Because he acts like he gives a damn.” It matters! 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Politics aside, there’s also the fact that Bosnia-Herzegovina was absolutely not playing like a team that deserved to win. 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I especially like that Taylor was the last president to own slaves. 110
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Honestly, no. That’s how they marketed themselves, but that was always BS. 010
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Impersonating the other party always excites voters. 030
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This actually explains a lot about modern voting patterns. 080
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026TBF, by the year 2026, nobody should be believing that Trump actually pays for anything. 020
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I still remember that one of the first responses by a national Democratic politician to the mass deportations was essentially “Trump is deporting less people than we did.” 010
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I once got a rejection email for a gov’t job *three years* after applying. 030
bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I remember when she was going to rescue the Republican Party from Trump. 020
