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Brian DeViteri

@bsbeamer.bsky.social
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Video Producer & Motion Graphics Artist, Photographer, Videographer, Patiently waiting to be replaced by AI. Lots of NJ News, Health and Pro-Vaccines. One of the 30M living with a rare disease. Typos and opinions are my own.

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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 9h
It’s officially dark before 7pm. The next 5 months are going to be brutally depressing.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t know who signed me up for a new DNC mailing list, but you could have at least used the right name. And you can stop begging me for money already…
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is this just so Kalshi can solicit more bets about what he’s going to say?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is Jerry McGruber now?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really have to watch that movie again
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn, guess everyone feels this way.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Evidence also suggests that a number of fungal pathogens are adapting to higher temperatures, making them better able to cause infections.”
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After all the school shootings, public venue shootings, COVID deaths, foreign and domestic terrorism, thought maybe we could all agree that mass casualty and mass death is bad. Depressing that was too much to ask…
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love the rockstar leather
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The November filled out ballot is officially in the drop box. Can I opt out of all political advertising for the next four weeks?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had three at the same time a few weeks ago and never felt so satisfied.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JFC. Have they tried to end pasteurization yet?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can you try tequila next time you want to black out?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With NJ sitting between two outbreaks, seems #NJDOH should use their partnership with the Northeast Public Health Collaborative (NY, NJ, DE, ME, MD, CT, MA, RI, PA, VT, VA) to do the same as a preventative measure. Ending the MMR exemptions is the only way to prevent more outbreaks.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking at new cars in 2026 sucks. Everything is out of stock, limited availability, stuck with colors no one wants, recalls on stuff in the lot without parts available to fix… did it ever get back to normal since 2020/2021?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If sports want a new revenue stream, I’d probably pay more for just stadium sounds feed.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve never wanted to see an Inglorious Bastards, Part 2 more than right now.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bayer Heroin in checked luggage like it’s NBD 😂
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Memento Spice
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ask myself that more and more each and every day.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It certainly appears a bunch of dormant accounts have been hacked by the “waifujulie/c109” spambots. Hundreds of accounts posting in the last hour and doing the random follow trick. Too many to keep up with for manual moderation list. @safety.bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe the news shouldn’t have censored the Access Hollywood tape back in 2016. The impacts of letting him get away with the locker room talk excuse have shaped this culture for a whole generation.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does the packaging make them look like dishwasher detergent pods?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just to have hair…
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a whole group of Xennials who really deserve access to the Shingles vaccine before age 50. They did not get the chickenpox vaccine (wasn’t out yet), did get chickenpox and now many are getting Shingles before 50 after COVID.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say hi to Helly R.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Strangely comforting.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
War Games was a documentary
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can smell this skeet
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mindless zone out dump is watching him shop for homes for other people. Please don’t wreck this for me.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hot take: pickled onions over pickled cucumber
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds like a Limp Bizket song
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NGL, hope he triples the dose
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always drink the wine with friends, always.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been waiting all day for this update!Glad you both made it safely!
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m clearly missing out on a cash grab.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Resigning for failing to kill someone and ending up torturing them is a whole level of hell that should never exist in the first place.
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Governor says Tennessee's prisons chief is resigning after failed execution of Christa Pike
The head of Tennessee’s prison system is resigning after the failed execution of Christa Pike. The announcement was made by Gov. Bill Lee on Saturday.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doesn’t even cover the copay.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact: Smith did the same before he was elected to Congress.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That would leave only Van Drew & Smith in NJ. Smith has been in that seat 40+ years.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d buy the whole costume
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No AirTag in the luggage!? This plot line cliffhanger is what you get at the end of Season 1 waiting forever for Season 2 to start.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did they even say thank you?
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe the rally attendees will party so hard they’ll forget to vote.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess technically some of my pasta bunker could double as craft supplies.
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Polls have to really suck for this kind of retribution
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day if I hit the lotto, it’s 5¢ wine for everyone! And now I could go for a bourbon barrel Zinfandel…
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tony Romo should hire them
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Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5 CENTS!?! I’d buy cases 😂
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