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Professor Coolbreeze

@bsarginger.bsky.social
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Academic. Time-Scientist studying shareholders and shareholder activism. Cocktail Maker. Future Fact Checker of LLM generated texts. He/Him

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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Close enough
Book cover for the Promise of Blood by Brian McClellan featuring an older man in Napoleonic era military uniform holding a musket sitting on a throne.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who would have thought I would get a second chance to use this meme?
Meme of Peggy and Don altered to discuss Robbie Williams.  
Top caption: "No one in America knows who Robbie williams is."
Bottom Caption: "That's what the monkey is for!"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The thing that makes academia worse as a line of work is that a lot of people are really invested in pretending that it is unique regarding the passion it asks of its workers.
A frowning man and smiling man riding a bus looking at a bleak rockface and a sunny mountain range, respectively, with the caption "Academia is like any other professional field" written above them.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Here's your opus.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Others have that guy sleeping in a 400 degree farenheit box.
Image still from Simpsons of an infrared chicken in an oven captioned "He's literally stewing in his own juices "
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The since departed (logged off) Kotsko really nailed this era with this poll.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
More thoughts on this new show they call The Pitt.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Image of President Trump hearing about RBG's death saying "I didn't know that. You're telling me for the first time."
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Worst manifestation of this tweet.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
So which is it, hmmm?
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Tom Hanks funds a new 3rd Party.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Christ's wound got me in a state.
Image of Christ's side piercing that looks decidedly yonic in a page from Prayer Book of Bonne of Luxembourg.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Everyone on Bluesky was either this kid, or one part of this father-daughter combo.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is a much better summary/review of "Going Infinite" than I could ever intentionally write.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Looking for a new place to rent and dropping copies of this in every apartment.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It fits. At a different part of the universe they sent a bunch of Irish people into space that eventually had to breed with some sexless space WASPs.
Still from the Star Trek TNG episode "Up the Long Ladder"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Soulless contractors thinking of how to get money for a bunch of vaporware and empty warehouses:
Tim Robbins behind the wheel of a car saying "I gotta figure out how to make money on this! I really want to!"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Been slacking with interesting cocktails so I decided to make a Sazerac with apple cider syrup and a frozen cider cube. It's good but I think I could change the ratio to include some apple brandy or applejack.
Hand holding a double rocks glass containing a cocktail.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This is more fucked up than that Sims green text about the painting goblin. Which looks/feels way worse in hindsight.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm not above having a Cadaver Synod if necessary.
Jean Paul-Lorens's painting of the trial of Pope Formosus who was tried and sentenced after he had been dead for nine months.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Let's not overthink how personal attachment and whim govern everything this administration is doing.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Guy proved to have terrible timing but he did have a gift for succinctly explaining the stakes.
Picture of Rep Alan Grayson pointing to a poster reading "The Republican Health Care Plan: 3. Die Quickly"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Inigo Montoya meme that reads: "Hello, my name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to Die..." Bottom panel reads: "Of Laughter!"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Has a good Russia collusion angle.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In my defense, some of them overlap.
Image of Senator Ted Cruz (R) Texas and his podcast titled "Verdict, with Ted Cruz"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Made a Hop Collins with my cucumber infused gin. Gin Lemon juice Simple syrup (mint infused this time) Swap an IPA for soda water.
Picture of a hand holding a pint glass filled with the cocktail described.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hearing that Peter Jackson is going to make more LOTR movies.
Meme of Demi Lovato saying "Get a Job" following by "Stay away from her" all in caps.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Disagree. The correct answer is Shen Yun.
Black t-shirt with white text that reads "I lost my virginity at Shen Yun Performing Arts Show"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sexy Modernist Baba Yaga Hut
Black hut on stilts with floor to ceiling triangle window on the side elevated in the woods. Access to the hut is provided by an enclosed spiral staircase.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Nintendo confirms this is canon.
Comic of Luigi and Peach playing tennis while Mario escorts Bowsette in the foreground
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Him and romance novelists understand that what matters is getting to the point.
Image of I think Garth Merengi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
As it was, so it is again.
Film poster for the movie Isla: She Wolf of the SS. Features a busty white woman (Dyanne Thorne) in provocative SS garb with pronounced cleavage on display.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Updated this with the Velvet Falernum (which I just learned had multiple variations). Much better.
Arm extended to hold aloft a cocktail in a highball glass with a wooden straw in it. Kitchen in background.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It's a variation on the *Blank* Mentioned meme that is focused on Delaware this time featuring several Delaware luminaries like Joe Biden, Aubrey Plaza, and the Du Pont racing car.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Haven't done a cocktail in a while. Made a rum variation on a Last Word and subbed Allspice Dram for Green Chartreuse. Maraschino made it a little too sweet so had to add bitters.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I pronounce Bluesky like I'm saying Brewski.
Image of a guy mad about eliminating parking minimums that has become representative of freedom of speech.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Three clasping hands labeled "28 Years Later" "V for Vendetta" and "Children of Men" with the center clasping reading "Everywhere Else is fine, England is just like that."
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Every one of these guys was out of power within a 15 years of this book and the party seems to be just as strong electorally and politically.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'm putting together a team to kill the Heat Miser.
Image of the Rankin and Bass character Heat Miser.  Whatever he touched, started to melt in his clutch.  He's too much and must be stopped.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Gotta convert to metric time.
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Are these not the cups of the King of Kings?
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is an insult to Buster Bluth who at least enlisted.
Image of Buster Bluth holding a series of stuffed animals.  Caption states "These are my awards, Mother, from Army."
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Imaged from the Simpsons with Ned Flanders saying to a crowd "Well, I say there are some things we don't wanna know - Important things."
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Just spit balling.
Meme featuring the Doom Guy in Hell.  It says "My family: 'Heaven gained another angel today' Me in Hell: 'Where is the man who gave Jack Welch stock options?'"
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
About to blow your mind
Image of the Yes album "Tormato." It features the image of a drummer in a suit with a splattered tomato hitting it.
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