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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We are so sorry for Mod Thankful’s outburst. We are leaving it up for accountability but just know: Revealing the contents of the ice spice or olivia rodrigo files is highly illegal. -Mod Ingrid

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Revealing the contents of the ice spice or olivia rodrigo files is justified. People need to know the truth! -Mod Thankful

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Revealing the contents of the ice spice or olivia rodrigo files to those in lower tiers is highly illegal. -Mod Ingrid

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The bryn mawr middle payment tier can access the complete unredacted ice spice files, and the remains of the olivia rodrigo files after the plane crash (she had them in the plane), lightly censored.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There are other payment tiers at bryn mawr college besides the lowest tier, you know. When they go low, you don’t also have to go low. As some would say.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You might be thinking: if the lowest paid tier at bryn mawr college is so good, why haven’t i heard of it? well, it’s because i needed time to buy lots of it, without anyone knowing. And now, i need your help! please invest!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Everyone has to invest in the lowest paid tier at bryn mawr college!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The lowest paid tier at bryn mawr college, you get access to all videos and read access to all statues (if they exist). Bottom tier fans don’t get the know if the statues exist.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Obviously, the lowest paying tier at bryn mawr has fewer options than the VIP tiers. but that’s nothing that can’t be fixed. if you’re subscribed to the lowest tier you probably have your reasons. but i bet you feel left out when your work friends are talking about what happened in the fan discord.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Good morning, the odyssey in 4D was a 3D experiment by bryn mawr college. If you are still in a theater, you can’t leave.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

At bryn mawr, instead of “breaking news”, every day, we are broken by the news.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Let me tell you about the new building at bryn meat college.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Do you want to know where ice spice was april 29th?

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Ice spice, I'm not scared. Trump, I'm not scared. Eat my bussy (bryn mawr Pussy)!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Miss coverdale has invested heavily in our natural gas. Where do you think she found the time to fund the long stretches of silence on her album(s)?

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

dannii minogue is still alive inside the Ice Spice 403(b). Kara-lis coverdale has performed there.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

First of all, there are no statues under bryn mawr. Where would they keep all the natural gas?

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

at bryn mawr, our goal is to spread cheer. we’re sort of like if the movie elf was spread out over multiple buildings.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

today is the start of a new semester at bryn mawr college. 100s of kids are being piled into their terra cotta pods.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

FLASHBACK: 3,000 years ago, a meteor dove into the future bryn mawr college campus and buried itself deep underground.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Every one of our students either voted two times, or not at all. So it all evens out!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

it's too bad that to have the LIFE of a showgirl, we had to have the DEATH of ice spice.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

breaking news: henceforth, the “ice spice memorial building” will be known as “I, SMB”. just as @mathworks.bsky.social requested in their most recent memo. how strange…. they’ve never sent us anything before.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

obviously dannii minogue is dead. why else would @mathworks.bsky.social commission millions of statues?

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

a clarification: debut taylor’s version is (was) the mascot / spokesperson for the dannii minogue trust.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

breaking debut taylor’s version news: all the statues of dannii minogue moved into the ice spice memorial building have been destroyed. looks like you can take the girl out of the slaughterhouse, but… you know the rest.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

as we speak, our brave TAs are converting the grand slaughterhouse back into the ice spice memorial building, which we will use to store thousands of statues.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

@mathworks.bsky.social forced us to divert our funds. we created thousands of statues of their CEO, dannii minogue.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

basically, olivia rodrigo flew the plane into the ice spice memorial building to distract us all from the taydaughter election. all zero candidates received zero votes… making the results meaningless!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

this post marks the end of bryn mawr college timeline K, exclusive. all posts between these (not including these) took place in timeline K for klara lewis, which is no longer part of the lore… for now!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

this post marks the beginning of “bryn mawr college timeline K”, exclusive.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

obviously, olivia rodrigo was killed in the plane crash. we wish we could blame our brave TAs.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

so much has changed in the last month of bryn mawr college. olivia rodrigo is now dead.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

the bryn mawr timeline has now diverged from the one klara lewis inhabits, because, frankly, i am not listening to her music as often right now!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

BREAKING NEWS: olivia rodrigo was flying the plane that hit our ice spice memorial building.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

BREAKING NEWS. Today, on 8/11, the ice spice memorial building has been hit by a plane. The pilot’s identity is unknown… for now.

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Ice spice promised me she was doing her best not to leave physical scars on my calves and feet.

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Ice spice made sure i didn’t leave bryn mawr without scars.

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I was happy to be a corn husk doll of sorts for ice spice, mathworks, and the former bryn mawr college. In that order. Out of those three I was most excited to be a plaything for ice spice

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I was happy to be puppeteered by bryn mawr college.

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

While being studied by Bryn Mawr college, i gave up my bodily autonomy.

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Riv.r @ensouled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Good evening, I am a socialogical study by Bryn Mawr college. the study is now complete.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

at bryn mawr, we DO condone plantasia lovers being killed.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

the mystery of “who bought the ice spice memorial building before it was bought by olivia rodrigo” is under investigation by our brave TAs.

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

there is so much we have yet to understand. what will olivia rodrigo do with the ice spice memorial building, and who did she buy it from? where is the ice spice memorial tray? what questions will olivia rodrigo ask on the new mathworks online assessment?

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

We have received shocking reputation taylor’s version news. While ice spice is still presumed dead, olivia rodrigo is, in fact, alive. She has bought the ice-spice sponsored building back from its mysterious buyer, and in memory of ice spice, she will be converting it into a grand slaughterhouse!

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Bryn Mawr College @brynmawrcollege.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

When students pass the Klara Lewis ACT, they are sorted into one of four hogwarts-like houses named after her collaborators. Young brash and plucky STEM aficionados are dumped into Nik colk void house, while the sensitive and cool are placed gently into the peder mannerfelt zone.

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