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philly based | this is a bluesky account about the hit 1970’s detective show Columbo | the chicago cubs and bears are punishing me for my sins | sometimes researcher for and bully of Patrick H Willems | letterboxd.com/breid4 | he/him

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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AVENGERS: COME AND SEE
Buzz Crave tweet saying "Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths. It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made."
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally trying the butter chicken cheesesteak and I feel like I’m having a religious experience
The previously unknowable face of god
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POV: you are trying to eat a bagel in my apartment
A very cute beagle on a couch looking rather hopefully at the camera
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Caleb Williams…
Morpheus from The Matrix (1999) saying “he is the one” after watching Caleb Williams rush for a TD
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still don’t know how to explain this to my dog, Dolly Jolene Barkton, Esq.
A very happy looking beagle in a pink harness
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tried donating to Dolly's Imagination Library right now and it's crashed and I am going to cry because she'd be happy.
The logo for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library (an open book with a train) and "We apologize for the delay. It appears that this action is taking longer than anticipated. Please try again shortly and thank you for your patience!"
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No Caleb, no!!
Caleb Williams in the Bears’ new Illini jersey sitting in a chair with his leg up.Some conservative influencer sitting in a chair and basically thrusting her cooch at the camera
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh shit
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In the "Now That's What I Call Music" font: "Maybe it will happen today, day 3,825"
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am honking like a goose
Matt Clap (@TheBlogfines on Twitter) tweets "Pete (Crow-Armstrong) has now passed 2016 NL MVP Kris Bryant (7.5) in fWAR at 7.6."
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DSL Cubs playing the Guardians team apparently named after Sluggo saying the word "Girl"
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well hot damn
Michael Cerami tweeting that the Chicago Cubs have acquired Reid Detmers from the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
An extremely smiley beagle sitting on a patterned ottoman
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A surprisingly cheerful-looking bird saying "I'll kill us both." Drawn by the inimitable Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline.bsky.social).
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Philly has never looked better
A Pete Crow-Armstrong All-Star Game banner on a lamp post on Broad Street in Philadelphia
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well boy howdy do I have good news for you about Zohran Mamdani's clout, NBC News dot com...
A screencap of the headline of NBC News dot com saying "Zohran Mamdani's clout on the line in today's primaries"
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Gossamer, a large red monster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this had better be the worst take I see today
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
LET’S GOOOOOO
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ah, well... Nevertheless!
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up: you should really* be watching Widow's Bay on Apple+. You've never seen a mix of funny and scary quite like this.
Old timey news article with sketched drawing of a horse looking down at a man. The headline reads" MAN FOUND DEAD BY HORSE"A hand holding a red, white, and black boardgame box for a game called "TEETH". Below the name is a smiling anthropomorphic tooth.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
And Charles Vanel!
Two women look at an old man chomping a cigar and wearing a hat and large overcoat. They seem wary but also sick of his shit. From 
Henri-Georges Clouzot's Diabolique (1955).
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You’re next, bitcj
Noted loser Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i don't want to live here anymore
"Over the past five days, an Instagram account called FruitvilleGossip has racked up more than 300,000 views on a series of videos called Fruit Paternity Court."
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
He also endorsed a true nightmare blunt rotation.
Norris has visited Israel, and he voiced support for former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the 2013 and 2015 elections.[195][196] Norris endorsed Huckabee again in the 2016 Republican primaries before he dropped out.[197] In March 2016, it was reported that Norris endorsed Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz and that he would be attending a Cruz rally,[198][199] but two days later, Norris stated he would only endorse the GOP nominee once that nominee has been nominated by the party.[200] Later, Norris endorsed former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore in the 2017 United States Senate special election in Alabama.[201]
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This loser really couldn't handle queer people! Weird shit!
Norris supported Mike Huckabee's failed candidacy in the 2008 Republican Party presidential primaries, where he made headlines for calling the eventual Republican nominee, John McCain, too old to handle the pressures of being president.[182][183] He voiced his support for McCain in the 2008 presidential election, emphasizing his enthusiasm for McCain's partner on the Republican ticket, Sarah Palin.[184]

On November 18, 2008, Norris became one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, and he criticized activists for not accepting the democratic process and the apparent double standard he perceived in criticizing the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints without criticizing African Americans, most of whom had voted for the measure.[185]

In 2009, Norris had expressed support for the Barack Obama "birther" conspiracy. In his letter, released at WorldNetDaily, Norris deemed then-President Obama's refusal to disclose his birth certificate suspicious and implored him to put an end to the conspiracy theories.[186][187]

On April 11, 2011 Norris had written a five-part investigation regarding the "infiltration of Sharia law into United States culture" for WorldNetDaily.[188][189]

On June 26, 2012, Norris published an article on Ammoland.com, in which he accused the Obama administration of paying Jim Turley, one of the national board members of the Boy Scouts of America at the time, to reverse the organization's policy that excluded gay youths from joining.[190]
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dude's politics section on Wikipedia could take paint off the side of a house.
Norris is a Republican and outspoken conservative.[171][172][173] Norris is a columnist for the far-right WorldNetDaily.[174][175][176]

In an interview following the release of the 1984 film Missing in Action, Norris stated that "I am a conservative, a real flag waver, a big Ronald Reagan fan. I'm not so much a Republican or Democrat; I go more for the man himself. Ronald Reagan says what he thinks, he's not afraid to speak his mind, even if he may be unpopular. I want a strong leader and he is a strong leader. And ever since he has been in office there has been a more positive, patriotic feeling in this country."[177]
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
every day feels less real than the last
Screenshot of The Guardian with the headline "Trump names Erika Kirk to key advisory board of US Air Force Academy" with subheader of "Widow of murdered rightwing activist Charlie Kirk replaces husband on 16-member panel of military training facility"

There is also a picture of Erika Kirk herself looking like she's trying to pretend to be having a profound thought.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Tasha Yar at the end of “Skin of Evil”
The extremely dead angel dog from Nathan For You saying “so sorry I died”
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Time to consult @tgk.bsky.social’s handy chart
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Maybe it will happen today" in Pokopia font
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Look at this guy reading and shit
A StoryGraph wrap-up for the month of February showing 4 books and 1,400 pages were read. The books include Stephen King’s Revival and Finders Keepers and Jacqueline Harpman’s I Who Have Never Known Men.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
goodnight blep
A beagle snoozing with her tongue out a tiny bit
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hello from Dolly
A 28 pound beagle named Dolly snoozing peacefully on a bed
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"50 Tips for the Best Dry Sex You've Ever Had"
Wall Street Journal tweeting "Named for a modern take on the Bible's original woman, Evie aims to reach a new kind of conservative: the churchgoing, city-dwelling, young working mother." This is coupled with a picture of a Temu Melania.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The iconic Steven Universe vs. Hitler comic wherein Steven learns they’re gonna have to kill Hitler.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Bob "Boob" Nightengale falsely reporting the Chicago Cubs had traded Javy Baez for Shelby Miller in December 2015. Bob has remained a profound embarrassment to his profession to this very day.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Mr. Beast with his terrible smile and lifeless eyes. His visage is a punishment. If you are using this alt-text because you are vision-impaired please know that for at least this brief moment, that is a blessing.Simon Cowell with his freakishly large veneers after he got too much work done on his face. He is giving the least sincere thumbs up in history.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Can’t believe this guy ended up in the Epstein emails
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“Sir we’ve lost r/massivecock”
Marco Rubio, a small, wet, and pathetic man whispering something to Donald Trump, whose neck looks like a horror film prosthetic.
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I believe these folks sponsor @chgo-bears.bsky.social among other shows
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
On some level I suspect Tim Walz and company are right - the admin wants a more violent response so they can escalate. Unfortunately, Walz’s mewling on social media and calling in state forces to effectively support ICE will only expedite that happening and make things worse when it does.
Pete Hegseth, an alcoholic and abuser of women with bad hair as well as the current US Secretary of Defense tweets:

Thank God for the patriots of @ICEgov — we have your back 100%. You are SAVING the country.
Shame on the leadership of Minnesota - and the lunatics in the street.
ICE > MN

The tweet was edited last at 4:48pm 1/24/26
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“money saved”
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Demeco Ryans calling that punt
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