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B Rye Bread

@bryebread.bsky.social
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I like vidja games and hate fascists. I am shy about neither. I also enjoy watching birds to distract me from the quickening fascist takeover.

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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Certainly helps if all of your guardrails aren’t Gentleman’s Agreements that rely that one arrogant asshole’s supporters to enforce…
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lolololololol tear down your monuments and idols!
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the fans accept an insane level of Joanne’s bullshit: magic exists and is incredibly powerful but used for shit like finding a lost remote, lighting dark corridors and murder which are problems solved by pretty cheap objects. Also: the magical world still has slaves, huge wealth disparity and racism
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I believe the cabinet was the protection?
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These books are casually racist in only the way a centrist liberal can be. Also Rowling thought the best way to address the fact that she introduced time travel was to have the fat kid slip and fall into the cabinet of time machines.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This game can not pass through the public’s collective consciousness fast enough for me.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They don’t run, they get the runs.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Says you! I have about 900 emails and texts asking for $25 that say otherwise!
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if the democratic party wants my vote they should probably stop actively telling me to go fuck myself for opposing a genocide
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/brye...
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This next rule is the one that going to fix all the other rules, pinky swear!
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what happens when a major pillar of your personality is “I’m proud that my parents raw-dogged it in this general area”
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yeah, they extend back in one group, the whole gootch region goes back and spreads out only slightly.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Btw I unintentionally got to exactly 100 vertebrae in this scenario
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Front legs. The back legs extend from the booty cheeks as your spine grow 67 more vertebrae.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nothing makes me happier than that someone else notices this. Even in the 90s and 00s we had colors, not the closest we have boring blue and dull red on our crossover SUVs.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Think? It’s a really obvious “a to b” scenario. Trump wouldn’t have even thought about running if anyone from the Bush administration had been held accountable or if Obama done anything to maintain the progressive base that put him in office. This isn’t even “critical thinking” it’s basic.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lol the idea of someone who worked for the FBI calling anyone else racist would be hilarious if it were so sad
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you can’t see how Obama’s failures left the door wide open for populist dictatorship you are a completely lost cause.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day Liberal Dems show you how much they love losing.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember if a guillotine is unavailable, a machete is a fantastic and versatile substitute.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My buddy is teacher in FL and capitalism sucks at helping teachers get the shit they need. www.donorschoose.org/sl/5MPqv9gRyk
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Density Cubes for Labs, a project from Mr. Hernandez
Help me give my students a chance to run density lab, and use the cubes for other labs, such as weight, friction, or just as added masses. I am a first time donor choose participant, aiming to even...
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I came to make sure someone replied with the “________ is the NYC of _________” joke format. Well met.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There’s this ongoing bit he has where every woman is both the main hurdle and reward for the protagonist.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just a little more, his hearts ready to give up, just help it find a reason
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This situation started hilarious and only gets funnier.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You all will just never learn a single fuckin lesson will you? You thought Musk was great and saving the world, JKR really cares about women’s issues, “Bill Gates pledged to give all his money away!!!”
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ACAB
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
youtu.be/lJGXSybL1NY?...
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KOOL KEITH (feat. MF DOOM) - SUPER HERO | Official Video
YouTube video by Mello Music Group
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s wild that peeps of a certain age from Florida all believe this. Almost like a bunch of wealthy dipshits moved down there, overdeveloped the shit out of the state and forcibly removed any and all culture
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Corey did not need to have a real profile pic. Reading this post I knew exactly what he looked like.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fuckin “make (blank) (blank) again” is the lowest form of thought, criticism, humor, whatever.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
How scam voters, yeah it’s his whole brand. He’s a cynical dirtbag.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The answer is always capitalism
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
For years people make fun of me for having a rotating supply of canned and dried food. The AI bubble burst is going make me look like a fucking genius.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Absolutely idiotic.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every character and weapon is completely unique and the stages and bosses are just so damn good. Easily my favorite Musou and I’ve been a fan since DW3
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Wire Cowboy Bebop Batman the Animated Series Parks and Recreation Curb Your Enthusiasm Aqua Teen Hunger Force Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood The Simpsons GLOW Breaking Bad Atlanta Comedy Bang Bang Andor Samurai Jack
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Like they’re weird season flavors? Mandarin Mint is the only one I can remember but there was also some chocolate coffee flavor too
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
As someone who deals with wealthy, insulated children all day let me tell you that when it comes to how normal people feel: these are the dumbest people you will ever meet. “How could a banana cost? $10?” Is a completely accurate portrayal.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I was radicalized by a $30K tax break for first time home-buyers who purchased homes under $450K. Real game-changer
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yeah we do this all the time (as a collective group). The sad fact is that all too often being a huge piece of shit goes hand-in-hand with success.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yes it is, but it’s okay because being a chud is a choice and one that sucks shit.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Feature not a bug.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can you imagine if she was present for the 2 funniest shootings in history?
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This will never happen.
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B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Funniest exit possible
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