B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Certainly helps if all of your guardrails aren’t Gentleman’s Agreements that rely that one arrogant asshole’s supporters to enforce… 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the fans accept an insane level of Joanne’s bullshit: magic exists and is incredibly powerful but used for shit like finding a lost remote, lighting dark corridors and murder which are problems solved by pretty cheap objects. Also: the magical world still has slaves, huge wealth disparity and racism 120
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/09/2026These books are casually racist in only the way a centrist liberal can be. Also Rowling thought the best way to address the fact that she introduced time travel was to have the fat kid slip and fall into the cabinet of time machines. 1182
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This game can not pass through the public’s collective consciousness fast enough for me. 120
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Says you! I have about 900 emails and texts asking for $25 that say otherwise! 030
Reposted by B Rye Breadsamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if the democratic party wants my vote they should probably stop actively telling me to go fuck myself for opposing a genocide 2192812494
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This next rule is the one that going to fix all the other rules, pinky swear! 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is what happens when a major pillar of your personality is “I’m proud that my parents raw-dogged it in this general area” 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yeah, they extend back in one group, the whole gootch region goes back and spreads out only slightly. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Btw I unintentionally got to exactly 100 vertebrae in this scenario 010
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Front legs. The back legs extend from the booty cheeks as your spine grow 67 more vertebrae. 200
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nothing makes me happier than that someone else notices this. Even in the 90s and 00s we had colors, not the closest we have boring blue and dull red on our crossover SUVs. 040
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Think? It’s a really obvious “a to b” scenario. Trump wouldn’t have even thought about running if anyone from the Bush administration had been held accountable or if Obama done anything to maintain the progressive base that put him in office. This isn’t even “critical thinking” it’s basic. 0191
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026lol the idea of someone who worked for the FBI calling anyone else racist would be hilarious if it were so sad 0571
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you can’t see how Obama’s failures left the door wide open for populist dictatorship you are a completely lost cause. 1190
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every day Liberal Dems show you how much they love losing. 010
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Remember if a guillotine is unavailable, a machete is a fantastic and versatile substitute. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My buddy is teacher in FL and capitalism sucks at helping teachers get the shit they need. www.donorschoose.org/sl/5MPqv9gRykdonorschoose.orgDensity Cubes for Labs, a project from Mr. HernandezHelp me give my students a chance to run density lab, and use the cubes for other labs, such as weight, friction, or just as added masses. I am a first time donor choose participant, aiming to even... 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I came to make sure someone replied with the “________ is the NYC of _________” joke format. Well met. 040
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 01/08/2026There’s this ongoing bit he has where every woman is both the main hurdle and reward for the protagonist. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just a little more, his hearts ready to give up, just help it find a reason 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This situation started hilarious and only gets funnier. 010
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You all will just never learn a single fuckin lesson will you? You thought Musk was great and saving the world, JKR really cares about women’s issues, “Bill Gates pledged to give all his money away!!!” 000
Reposted by B Rye BreadWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... 13452774
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/06/2026youtu.be/lJGXSybL1NY?...youtu.beKOOL KEITH (feat. MF DOOM) - SUPER HERO | Official VideoYouTube video by Mello Music Group 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It’s wild that peeps of a certain age from Florida all believe this. Almost like a bunch of wealthy dipshits moved down there, overdeveloped the shit out of the state and forcibly removed any and all culture 010
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Corey did not need to have a real profile pic. Reading this post I knew exactly what he looked like. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Fuckin “make (blank) (blank) again” is the lowest form of thought, criticism, humor, whatever. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/05/2026How scam voters, yeah it’s his whole brand. He’s a cynical dirtbag. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 05/05/2026For years people make fun of me for having a rotating supply of canned and dried food. The AI bubble burst is going make me look like a fucking genius. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Every character and weapon is completely unique and the stages and bosses are just so damn good. Easily my favorite Musou and I’ve been a fan since DW3 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The Wire Cowboy Bebop Batman the Animated Series Parks and Recreation Curb Your Enthusiasm Aqua Teen Hunger Force Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood The Simpsons GLOW Breaking Bad Atlanta Comedy Bang Bang Andor Samurai Jack 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Like they’re weird season flavors? Mandarin Mint is the only one I can remember but there was also some chocolate coffee flavor too 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 27/04/2026As someone who deals with wealthy, insulated children all day let me tell you that when it comes to how normal people feel: these are the dumbest people you will ever meet. “How could a banana cost? $10?” Is a completely accurate portrayal. 010
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I was radicalized by a $30K tax break for first time home-buyers who purchased homes under $450K. Real game-changer 060
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Yeah we do this all the time (as a collective group). The sad fact is that all too often being a huge piece of shit goes hand-in-hand with success. 000
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Yes it is, but it’s okay because being a chud is a choice and one that sucks shit. 030
B Rye Bread @bryebread.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Can you imagine if she was present for the 2 funniest shootings in history? 140