Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past (an oldie but a goodie): 110
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It's only a wonderful gift if he doesn't already have one that he's wearing on his head. 120
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026For those pet parents who need this—now or later. 110
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Cousin Sylvia selects the head of her New Year's Eve date. Maybe this one will be Mr. Right! 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Ethel could never understand why she kept flunking her self-defense classes. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Since Little Elmo loved his puppy dog so much, we didn't have the heart to tell him the truth. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas, everybody! From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past: 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 24/12/2025One Christmas, Benny lost a bet with his wife--but he didn't mind. 000
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 13/12/2025A modern nativity scene for contemporary families. (No, really!) 030
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Emilita insists on decorating the Christmas tree from the inside out. 041
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My great uncle Edgar auditioned to be Houdini's apprentice, but didn't succeed in the lockbox escape routine. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Serviceman Friz Freleng gains inspiration for a later gag with Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My family is looking for a good retirement community for me; they're so thoughtful! 000
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ. 000
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 09/11/2025My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks. 020
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise. 021
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse. 021
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own. 030
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Kevin complained his coworkers passed gas all day at work, so he invented a solution. 030
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 26/04/2025It was years before Uncle George learned what (or who) was causing his constipation.... 030
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Cousin Bob mostly stayed away, except when he dropped by for dinner. He didn't say much, but he did like cats. 021
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 05/03/2025IT WASN'T MY FAULT! They make the steering wheels impossible to find on these things 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Uncle Tomias believed he was a Russian bomber. He only got off the ground once, though--from the garage roof. 000
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Glen believed his mother when she told him the only way he'd find a girlfriend is if he wore a mask. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Uncle Merv never knew how close he came to inventing pickleball. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 30/12/2024This is my cousin Patty, who always cheated at cards, so we kicked her out of the game. She would sneak back into the room in disguise. 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Eugene couldn't wait until Dec. 31 to be the New Year's Baby! 010
Bryce Malek @brycemalek.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Cousin Emily always insisted on recreating the "War Against the Cats" every December 7th. Nobody wanted to tell her the cats actually won. 031