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Bryann Thomas

@bryannthomas.bsky.social
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Becoming ever more left wing as the years progress. Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back. Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.

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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 3h
And you get the big telly on a trolley!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 9h
With girls from many nations?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 9h
Were you walking down the street asking yourself ‘why am I soft in the middle?’ You can call me AI
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 9h
I bet they didn’t integrate or learn the language either. Like their modern descendants in Dubai.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 10h
18 days in Heaven night club surrounded by men full of testosterone? Sounds good to me.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 10h
That swimming pool has always been a liability in a time and space craft.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 10h
The French would riot if you tried to introduce it over there.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 10h
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to flush. And wash your hands.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 11h
Just needs a rabies poster to make it perfect.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 11h
Blame Chorleywood. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorley...
en.wikipedia.org
Chorleywood bread process - Wikipedia
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 13h
Did you ever watch the Liver Birds? This is a very Lucien thing.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 13h
Once worked with a guy who managed a different team. Was always butting heads with him as he was a pain to deal with. A re-org led to him becoming our boss. And he was brilliant as he would do everything he could to protect us. I then realised that’s what he’d been doing before with his old team.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 17h
At one point, ABBA were one of the largest importers of beef into Sweden. Some kind of tax dodge, where they got paid royalties in beef instead of money.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 17h
Growing up in the 70s on a diet of hedge porn, I did expect to find staples the first time I undressed a lady.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A/S/L?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Executive Producer is a Bolshevik?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you checked that he wasn’t murdered by a terrorist? I’ve been bitten that way before.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He always denied using a ghost writer for his books. And now he’s a writer who’s also a ghost. Poetic.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I once mentioned at work that my dentist looked like Archer. 30 minutes later I bumped into him in a shop at lunchtime. He was a Tory Candyman.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it! You hear? Nobody calls me Mad Dog! Especially not some duded-up, egg-suckin' gutter trash!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bat not bay!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Any relation to Thomas Nagel of ‘what’s it like to be a bay’ fame?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does she get work because she’s the wife of Miles? Or is it the other way around?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did they ever sort out that issue with membership fees just resting in their accounts?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last rail replacement bus to Clarksville.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did he inspire the writers of Viz?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re all called either Alan or Albert as well.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the best a man can get.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I once filled my bottle from a stream in the Lake District. Just after I’d taken a huge gulp I noticed the dead sheep 10 yards upstream.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spoiler alert: the butler did it.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you have to eat 15 bags of earlier MCU linked snacks first, in order to fully understand the flavour?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why the rubber clogs?
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sam you am.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
01 811 8055
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the uk, a lot of them are conference centres that also offer classes during the quiet seasons.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of them stands empty, but the taxpayer is still on the hook paying £1.5 million a year on the lease. The landlord is some bloke called William Windsor. Conservatives signed that excellent deal. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Catastrophic’ MoJ leasing of jail with toxic gas set to cost more than £100m
MPs criticise 10-year deal struck in ‘blind panic’ to rent Dartmoor prison, where high levels of radon had been detected
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, Xena is Lawless!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No need for that if you live in the country. Power goes out at least once a month around here.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a (former) Viscount he should know.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clever girl!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IMDB agrees with you.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mad crazy stalker eyes.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Emap media that published Smash Hits. Very very tenuous link!
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve worked for the same company as Neil. But about 20 years later.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carol Deckers lady garden.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the Hollies were performing in Jersey after this. It all dovetails.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beer I think.
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bow ties are cool. #totp
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Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That instrumental is the Buck Rogers theme tune isn’t it? #totp
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