Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 6hHe's heard about the underwear photos of Gallant and Piker, and all the buzz about Ossoff, and he's trying to offset that. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 11hAbsolutely. When you're sprinting between airport gates, or even just walking, backpacks beat the hell out of rolling bags. 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 11hSure, let's just crank out babies we can't feed or provide medical care for. The billionaires need disposable serfs. 070 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 11hAnd what's the use case here? Am I expected to drive off bridges and overpasses? 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 12hWhen you can't beat them, lie about them. Actually, lie about them no matter what. That's Republican 101. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 16hI'd just like to know what Elon thinks a car like that would use for fuel? Pretty sure you can't run rockets off batteries. 100 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She's not an attorney. You really need to improve your reporting. 0111 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So Jim Jordan is more ethical that Press Barbie? Jim Jordan? I'm ... just ... I ... 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So he's pulling the "because I said so" like my mom did? 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Also effective immediately: President Zelenskyy said "I don't know what you're talking about." 0202 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Of course he did. See also: James Talarico, Presbyterian seminarian. 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yes. Every year. And most of the days between the announcements. 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's almost like they've all agreed to use the same justification. It's probably too expensive to plant guns on these people. 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026She collected her money up front. Trump doesn't pay contractors. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Well, one of these people speaks in complete sentences. That's gotta help the interview process. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"If not for President Trump, gravity would disappear and we would all be hurled into space." 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Trump can't dance to "In The Navy." Well, Trump can't dance period, but you get my point. 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also when he stiffs the high schools on rental and maintenance fees they don't sue. 030 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That means he's wearing his lifts and heels again. Must've been feeling short. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026To date, "somebody will stop them" hasn't worked so well. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He's had multiple strokes. He's wearing some kind of brace that helps support him and helps him walk. 110 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hillary, of course. In this electoral environment, they need to use their all-time favorite bogeyman. 020 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How about "dumbass," Mr. President? Does "dumbass" have a "b" that no one knows about? 010 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did they let the big boy sit in the cab of a truck? 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is he talking about that weird box shoved down the back of his pants? 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yep. Democrats know the truth. MAGA can't remember that far back. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Exactly. They consistently edit the crap he spews into coherent sentences. And the more he kicks them, the harder they work to make him look good. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Unless he shows us the receipts, he's lying about donating anything. And even then I'd be highly skeptical. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026President Dumbass legit thought he could call Putin and say "pretty please" and that would settle it. An Applebee's manager dealing with an angry customer has vastly superior negotiating skills. 0103 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cool, cool. Now Trump should resign over his reflecting pool renovation. Or his "ballroom." 020 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Apparently you can get it done at your local public school. 000 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're just throwing crap out there in desperation. Next they'll blame Hillary Clinton. 020 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're desperate to manufacture an October surprise, but they're ... really bad at it. 140 0
Bryan Long @bryanlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Republicans, if you can only pick one guy to talk about insurance, maybe don't pick the Medicare fraud guy. 000 0