🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026First show, in the books. Holy shit are these people talented. Happy to have been a part of it. (Cast of No Alibi, 8/27, Dad's Garage, Atlanta) 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Wasn't she in Clash of the Titans? 030
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Some personal news...my first #improv show August 27, if you're in ATL. 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026🎵T-T-T-T-Twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby You're driving me crazy Come on, little honey🎵 010
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Dad brag: my son is on the team that build this for Dude Perfect. Lots of challenges for some ingenious ppl. He's a woodworker by training, so he did the walnut top, too. 220
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Silicon Valley did the math for him 020
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Sweet Jesus, man. Read the fucking thread already. 010
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm not saying you haven't, I'm just saying there have been plenty of chances to see him be dismissive 100
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026It invokes it, just doesn't elaborate. "You're view of the economy is a hallucination" is pretty dismissive, no? It's a single data point. There are others. (And i generally like Will. He is superficial and dismissive on this topic.) Real avocado toast vibes here: 120
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Just a reminder that the average Chick-fil-A does more than double the revenue of trump media 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The Citizenship in Society merit badge will no longer be available, because it is inconsistent with an EO. Unbelievable. 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This guy threw his panties on stage 010
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I wish Dom DeLouise could play him in the movie 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell" 010
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me. #freemasons 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 26/11/2025What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess. source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move? 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 10/11/2025He even looks like Neville Chamberlain 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose. 000
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/10/2025One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world... 010
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it. 051
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025"As a result of the class action settlement from OUR DATA BREACH, we are pleased to offer you up to 25 cents off of each of your next 4 $8 purchases." 120