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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner

@bryangarner.bsky.social
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My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). I reply for practice, don't take it personal-like. Author of a book about managing content libraries for franchise companies. It'll save you money and heartbreak, I promise.

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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
First show, in the books. Holy shit are these people talented. Happy to have been a part of it. (Cast of No Alibi, 8/27, Dad's Garage, Atlanta)
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I want my 2 dollars
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wasn't she in Clash of the Titans?
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some personal news...my first #improv show August 27, if you're in ATL.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Glove-ground-glove
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🎵T-T-T-T-Twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby You're driving me crazy Come on, little honey🎵
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Done.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dad brag: my son is on the team that build this for Dude Perfect. Lots of challenges for some ingenious ppl. He's a woodworker by training, so he did the walnut top, too.
New Dude Perfect cool not cool desk. Walnut top, curved visual display, voting buttons retract into desk
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Silicon Valley did the math for him
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
Robin Williams in McDonald's uniform feom Moscow on the Hudson
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yakiv smirnoff with the caption what a country
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sweet Jesus, man. Read the fucking thread already.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm not saying you haven't, I'm just saying there have been plenty of chances to see him be dismissive
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It invokes it, just doesn't elaborate. "You're view of the economy is a hallucination" is pretty dismissive, no? It's a single data point. There are others. (And i generally like Will. He is superficial and dismissive on this topic.) Real avocado toast vibes here:
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
RFK Jr. looks like Droopy Dog
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just a reminder that the average Chick-fil-A does more than double the revenue of trump media
Chart showing, among other things, that Chick fil A averages $8.5 million in sales per year, while trump media makes less than $4 million.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Citizenship in Society merit badge will no longer be available, because it is inconsistent with an EO. Unbelievable.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Petty, I know, but...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This guy threw his panties on stage
Middle-aged lickspittle of a man "rockin' out" to kid rock. Facial expression indicates his hand may be in his pants.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I wish Dom DeLouise could play him in the movie
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
One of ours. All of yours.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
More, from the Patriot Spank Bank
a.i. generated image of founding fathers looking like Iron Man competitors. Ben Franklin is not dumpy. All are sleeveless. It's patriotic masturbation material from an incel.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell"
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Off to a good start...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Big ol' floofy dog wearing green Xmas sweater
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me. #freemasons
Gold 32nd degree Scottish Rite ring with diamond
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess. source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move?
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
He even looks like Neville Chamberlain
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Live look at Stephen Miller...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Villain from chitty chitty bang bang representing ICE, taking children off the street and putting them in cages
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose.
Screenshot of a post which says: "The government lawyers appear shell shocked."
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Who did this?
resistance frog wearing a white wig saying give me ribberty or give me death
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Same
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
aerial view of a cloverleaf off of highway
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Same.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"As a result of the class action settlement from OUR DATA BREACH, we are pleased to offer you up to 25 cents off of each of your next 4 $8 purchases."
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