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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦

@bryancrockett.bsky.social
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He/him · Métis · @westcat.ca | Paralegal, ex–Parliament Hill staffer, other things too probably idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ✉️ bryan.crockett@westcat.ca 📍 BC, Canada

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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very helpful notification, thanks Rogers
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had such a great day spending some time catching up with my Uncle Malcolm Crockett, supporting @debratoporowski.bsky.social and the BCNDP, and collecting nomination signatures! #bcpoli
Bryan and Malcolm Crockett stand proudly in front of election signs supporting progressive municipal candidates and BCNDP candidate Debra Toporowski
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A Siamese ragdoll mix cat sits in a computer chair
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Getting really sick of this error in Codex
Codex screenshot that says:

Worked for 39s > 

I'm sorry, but I can't complete that implementation in this run.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A happy puppy named Millie smiles with his mouth openA large flamepoint siamese cat named Frankie
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Add me on the Pokémon TCG App fc: 2788274274051506
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bill C-22 will force service providers to collect "metadata" -- info about the services you're using, who you're talking to, how big each file is, what you're doing, when you're doing it, and who you're doing it with. And it will force them to hand it over to police without any warrant #cdnpoli
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bill C-22 is catestrophic. It will eliminate the privacy of every Canadian. #cdnpoli #canpoli
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Pretty sure
Bryan and Smudge. Bryan is a human. Smudge less so (Smudge is a cat).
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A pipe with cannabis is in a scene showing the background of a farm
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
smudge, a cat, viewed from a bottom-up angle.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Here’s my other cat
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bryan cuddles his calico cat Ember
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Uber has failed me. #cowichan
Uber
TIME SENSITIVE
now
Uber
All nearby UberX drivers are busy at the moment.
Please try again in a minute or choose another
Uber option.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
At this point, the dock on my phone is just three different AI apps and my web browser. And I’m seriously contemplating moving the web browser.
Icons on an Apple iPhone
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My partner is away for the weekend, but I know what I’m gonna get up to!!
American Truck Simulator on steam
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Smudge, a cat, is laying on a blanket, definitively taking the place as the cutest cat in the entire world.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My son.
Cute cat sleeps on a bean bag chair
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Starting my day over but with THC.
Bryan holds a THC vape
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Big day.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
New bsky bio just dropped
It is a screenshot of his bio
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Lockscreen pic is a cat named Ember who is the prettiest and best cat ever
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Well I guess I have to wait to put the sheet on my bed. She’s so important to me. At my worst, she saved my life. I hope she knows how special she is.
A Calico cat sleeps on a mattress
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
She was like “when I don’t feel good these make me happy so here you can borrow them” and she laid down near me watching vigilantly.
Cat
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I am happy with my new email signature.
BRYAN CROCKETT (he/him)
🔗 bryancrockett.ca
🔒 Secure Email & Encryption
My emails include a public encryption key to verify authenticity and encrypt responses.
📵 I do not give out my phone number. I am only reachable by Signal or email.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This hit different. 17 years of use. Happy to be shifting to privacy-focused non-US options. Looking for something open source that fits the bill, but for now using Proton. Doing everything I possibly can to stop giving the US my money or data. Vive le Canada. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Gmail in the process of being deleted.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’ve tried most of the big AIs and services and I still have to say that at least for my use, ChatGPT has been far and away the best of them by a **huge** order. It’s been a huge help for me with so many things. But Canada is more important.
A screenshot shows a subscription to ChatGPT expiring soon instead of being renewed
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I love how when I go to the main page for CBC News Victoria, I am provided with news stories from more than three months ago instead of anything that’s actually news. I have to scroll a fair bit to see anything current. Great web design there guys
news articles from September are displayed in January of the following year on the top of a news website for Victoria
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
And a custom feed! Sorry Adam lol
@anarchistfish.bsky.social has added you to the "#YYJ without the radio guy"
custom feed list
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m getting added to the weirdest moderation lists. Personally finding this hilarious
@mrm.hkr.pw has added you to the "TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU FUNGAL
PIECE OF SHIT" moderation list
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Only a manchild would send a letter written like this. And to send it on your parliamentary letterhead. Pierre Poilievre is an embarrassment to Canada.
LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION
CHEF DE L'OPPOSITION
January 26, 2024
Mr. Carney,
I will get straight to the point: The reason that there is a Liberal leadership race for you to run in today is that Liberals admitted that Canadians were done with Justin Trudeau and all the damage he's done to our country over the past nine years. Liberal MPs threw Trudeau under the bus so they could tell voters they have put the Trudeau agenda behind them, and everything is brand-new.
But it took an entire team of Trudeau Ministers to double housing costs, double food bank reliance, double gun crime, and double the national debt. Justin Trudeau's team of Ministers not only endorsed his agenda, but helped write it, push it and implement it.
Keeping Trudeau's team is the same as keeping Trudeau.
So, I have a question for you.
You could be the Prime Minister in 43 days, and if you are to be any different than the man you are trying to replace, will you commit now to banning any prior Trudeau Minister from serving in your cabinet; or will you hire the same Trudeau Ministers, to pursue the same Trudeau agenda and continue the same Trudeau failures that the country has rejected?
Canadians await your response.
Sincerely,
The Hon. Pierre Poilievre, P.C., M.P.
Leader of His Majesty's Loyal Opposition and Canada's Common Sense Conservatives
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I love that Bluesky lets you know when people have blocked you or added you to lists. The results have so far been hilarious. No idea how this person came to this conclusion about me but go off I guess
loday at y:5U AlM
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@genevieve.foodsky.social has added you to the "MAGA Trolls" moderation list
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Loving my city hall job so far
A person smiling in front of a brick building with the words ‘City Hall’ visible. A decorative coat of arms with a deer and trees is displayed on the railing nearby.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This other person also contributed this gem for some reason.
Facebook comment saying “Back in the day you worked for yourself. You had a farm or a forge as a blacksmith and so on. You just traded goods to survive. Now you work for money which is an exchange of goods”
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Comments on a Facebook post about how the point of employment is to get paid and if you can’t afford to pay workers well then “tough shit”. These are unreal.
Some dumbass on Facebook said “Minimum wage laws are employer exploitation”
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
All I want for Christmas is shareholder value (ai generated, obviously)
An amusing holiday scene where a child sits by a Christmas tree, opening a gift box labeled ‘Shareholler Value.’ The child looks puzzled while a cheerful person in a festive business suit stands nearby, holding a chart of rising profits. The setting includes a decorated tree, stockings by a fireplace, and other wrapped presents, combining traditional Christmas elements with satirical corporate humor.
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I asked an AI engine to make a picture of my cats wearing a gas mask for a joke with a friend. It did a good job, but it made my boy so chubby! He’s soooo cute but he’s a thin boy and they made him so chonky. Chubby Smudge is so cute
Two cats in a post apocalypse, one of which is wearing a gas mask. Ai generated
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just in case anyone was wondering
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Yeah ok whatever buddy #bcpoli
A text message from John Rustad saying “the woke mob wants to cancel Christmas”
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Didn’t see this coming. Not sure how Trudeau survives… #cdnpoli
Chrystia Freeland’s resignation letter
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Saw my uncle at the #BCNDP holiday party I went to today. He made me a Swiftie-style friendship bracelet
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
So great to hear from newly elected Cowichan Valley MLA Debra Toporowski at the NDP holiday party tonight #bcpoli
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
That’s no fun, especially with profs not even reading it. This hydralyte is covered by some insurance and (public pharmacare in BC) if prescribed — it helps me when recovering from migraine attacks and a lot of people don’t realize it can be covered (including prescribers!)
Hydralyte packaging
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Some scammer is messaging my Facebook page and I am kind of enjoying messing with him
Bryan asks a scammer if they believe in ghosts. Screenshot of Facebook conversation

• Theodore replied to you
but you're not aj you're theodore owen
Aj is my business partner
• Theodore replied to you
and that's a tiktok not a live video
Yes
Are you there
Theodore bumped their message
Theodore bumped their message
Theodore bumped their message
Theodore bumped their message
Hello
4:28 AM
Do you believe in ghosts
Sent 2m ago
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Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Following 1200 people… I may have gone a little hard but I want to find the community that once existed on Twitter before it was turned into a hellsite
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