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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very easy extend for 3 of them, whilst offering a contract to the other given age, wages, ability and his failing body would be up there with one of the most bonkers things this club has ever done. Expect it to happen.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Utd are going to pay the young kid the obscene amount of money he wants at his age because the optics of losing him where they are as a club currently will be worse.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And goes without saying there’s only one person that should be starting up for us on Saturday.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love rolling this one out because people were genuinely talking about leaving Bellingham out of the squad.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taps the sign. What a monstrous fuck up that was in the summer. We literally have no good option or solution to play there til January.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Konsa and Guehi are bog standard English Centre arfs. Their passport has inflated their reputations way beyond what they should be. That was so poor from Konsa.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skechers in the mud
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This Bellingham and Morgan Rogers nonsense is right up there with the Saka and Madueke ‘debate’. People are going to end up looking just as stupid. People genuinely have no idea what they’re watching.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fuck is Quansah doing there? And by there, I mean on the pitch. Playing for England.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All fun and games until we are next under the spotlight now they are done with them and investigated for spending £130m on Gyokeres and Madueke and ordered to fold.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are we all spontaneously going down the Emirates now en masse again or……
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
ALT: Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Injured already. You could tell when he came back last season he was done.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funny meltdown people are having for such a ‘meh’ player. Havertz’s best quality is Viktor Gyokeres
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are only Merino and Gunnersaurus injuries away from having to start Gyokeres. Terrifying.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn’t expect that from Declan Rice. Bonus. Saka should 💯 be doing the same.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like Josh King
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Massive Saliba vibes from Jacquet at Liverpool unfortunately. The eye test just screams absolute class.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember some of the headfuck front 3s he picked last season. He’s got to start picking line ups based on the opposition (home/away etc) We just don’t have the quality to pick an obvious front 3. Horses for courses. Obviously doesn’t help when you need a runner and you don’t fucking have one.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just Bruno was never going to be enough. It needed addressing at the top end first as it’s a bunch of turnover merchants (bar Saka). It’s incredible Havertz gets praised for his hold up play, it’s below average at best. A storm is coming for us. People got so carried way. All same issues exist.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is still the case. When we don’t exert our physical dominance like we couldn’t yesterday we are bang in trouble in games. Arteta is a good Plan A manager but he can rarely find solutions to problems when the game doesn’t go his way. He’s always struggled with in game management and subs.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m getting closer the Saka LW train. Needs must. Eze is NOT a LW. Tzolis is not good enough. That stat that he hasn’t has ONE shot in his last 4 games is scary. Don’t even see how that’s possible playing LW for the best team in the country. I don’t even think he’s beaten his man once this season.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
However we inexplicably managed to make LW worse and did fuck all at CF. Let’s be honest how many teams do both of them start for in the PL. Not many. And we’re fucking champions. Muddle through til Jan and then accept having to overpay to fix the mess because we fucked up so badly in the summer.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Again I get how it looks going in on these 2 because everyone could have got it today. I’m just sick of having the same discussion about the attack year after year. What we did in the summer was unforgivable. The 2 weakest positions in team by a million miles are LW and CF. So easy to upgrade.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teams are going to press the fuck out of us now by the way. That was the blue print for everyone right there today. We don’t have the technical quality to get out and we can’t go long as our ‘centre forward’ is a wet fart and our wingers can’t run.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Turns out the only PR Saliba needed to make everyone aware he’s comfortably the best defender in the world was just to get injured and watch the state of us without him.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry guys i’m claiming I told you so’s on Tzolis 3 away games in. Zero chance this comes back to bite me. I know exactly what I see with him. He will pick up 5-6 PL goals and probably similar amount of assists and everyone will want him replaced next summer. What a sorry sorry transfer window.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ve absolute got away with 3 here. 5-6 be closer.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is he the worst footballer of all time one v one. Like you never think he’s going to score ever.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These are missing most of their best players aswell!!!
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How are the same lads still out there
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get them off the pitch now
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Diving on a yellow card is it?
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Super duper level of super fan. No. Idea.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was only joking but….
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Could hook most of them but I’d do Merino, Eze and Zubimendi for Havertz, Tzolis and Bruno at half time.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The midfield has been abysmal. Thought it would take Bruno G a while to get used to the setup of our midfield compared to the run everywhere and kick everyone he is used to up there but thought his quality would get him through for a while but he’s barely put a foot right. Other 2 been just as bad.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Easy target because I appreciate everyone has been fucking bad but Havertz and Tzolis in away games this season have been absolutely non existent. We simply cannot counter with this front 3 (*we can’t counter full stop).
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Deserved
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Greek dude is so slow.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know how to explain this other than it has felt like every single player has got every single action wrong so far. Can’t pass. Can’t control. Can’t tackle. Can’t think straight.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not one for hyperbole but this is the worst 15 minutes in the history of the football club.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are not ok we are clearly all drunk.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are we ok?
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boooooo
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scary stuff genuinely.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Went to Newcastle with £80m for Tonali and came back with Bruno G and £10m in change.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahahaha amazing moment. Cursed club.
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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TIMBERRRRR Very happy to be wrong on that one and obviously great decision not to involve him midweek now. Hope he comes through today unscathed. This is going to be a very difficult game.
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