bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Weird how when you hate yourself you have to find new & ingenious ways to hate everybody else more. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Leadership”. He doesn’t lead, he agitates. He doesn’t have solutions, just questions. The grifter’s grifter. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whoa! Wait! What?! Dumb has a b in it??? 🤯 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thick As Rock maybe? Anybody who works out in jeans is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. 060
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look strong, Trophy Wife. Those crazy commies adore strength. And noodles. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean he’s probably just trying to holler “thankyou patriots” above the din but I can’t help thinking it’s more like “land more smoothly next time, piggy!!!” 020
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I get it. I’ve got 2. Nicely divisible. When I change the volume on my car radio it has to be on an even number. Exactly like offspring. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Then this one time I piloted an airplane catering cart that was fitted with space lasers and I shot down hundreds of Iranian nukes to save my nurse and my caddy. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is what is known as ‘Brown Tongue Diplomacy’. Years of practice on Orange Man and they have it down. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So. Vaccines prevent preventable illnesses. But because there are now no cases of preventable illnesses we should eliminate vaccines. That’s what he says, right? 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Would love to know what her will said. Doubt it’s a donation to GOP. 010
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You are so through the looking glass now that soon he will be signing off “fuck you for reading this gibberish” without a care in the world* *apart from Nat 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Can we please be more respectful to Ms Harp and not refer to her as Trump’s “fluffer” or whatever people are saying. It’s insulting & degrading. We should use her official title, which is ‘Groom Of The Stool’. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Can we please be more respectful to Ms Harp and not refer to her as Trump’s “fluffer” or whatever people are saying. It’s insulting & degrading. We should use her official title, which is ‘Groom Of The Stool’. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Future generations will refer to the orange jumpsuit as the Trumpsuit™️©️🤞 020
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026And here in the wild we see the common turkey, indulging in its favourite pastime of voting for Christmas. 010
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I would never tire of punching that perma-smirk… 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know it’s a crowded market but is there any MAGA you’d like to see hung from their bollocks more than this horror? He’s the worst of the worst surely? 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Natalie Harp - Trump plays her like a fiddle 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“Nobody’s tried to read Mein Kampf more times than me” 020
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you are PM, aren’t you ultimately responsible for what everybody around you does? 010
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Woooo! I’ve decided I’m English again now and have forgiven Harry for everything. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I helped to keep this sponging twat’s horses warm so he’s disqualified from having an opinion on this. 0160
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Perfect moment to wheel out this classic again… Is Mitch in the room with us now, Scott? 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026On one side is a funny, educated, fearless leader. On the other is a decomposing orange sack of burgers who shares AI memes of having all the cards and the game he picks is UNO where if you have all the cards you’re the loser. Sad! 040
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’m sure he would have had this draft rejected for being too far fetched 😁 020
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Wasn’t he a comedian previously. I doubt he could have scripted this. 280
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t think I will ever come to terms with grown men in positions of power tickling the orange ball bag to fluff their leader live for the cameras. Honestly, if that was my son, brother, dad… 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Yet no RM players in the Spain squad. Sad. 000
bruiselee.bsky.social @bruiselee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Excellent! Let’s bookmark that for when it’s his turn. 100
