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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mother Earth will be fine. We on the other hand…2100 AD will probably see us being extinct.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to stop hiding your feelings. Tell us how you really feel.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he illegally blind the rest of the time?
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…welp, looks like a new kink has been unlocked.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…my brain read that as Clean Pig.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…Book 8 of Dungeon Crawler Carl has an unhinged item description that does an excellent job of explaining WHY every war on drugs is a failure. Look up Toddler Cocaine. That series is insane. I love it.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’d no longer have products.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even his face has abs!
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whereas everyone, including me, were surprised when it happened. There were 0 signs.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’d cost at least six figures to buy and would be a subscription of at least $500 a month.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…is this an in general statement or did something specific happen?
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh…THAT one!
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Overlapping FudgeMuppet videos run through my head* …indeed.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first taste is free. Payment is required afterwards.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hehe. I’m currently doing New Game+. I’m doing Stormblood now.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Push Shove on Bridge
ALT: Push Shove on Bridge
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Definitely an excellent use of free will.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And that’ll be $500. Poors need not apply for the service.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s the exact reason he had to leave: he was injecting it.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He really has changed since he left the Air Force.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
…those pants really are a crime.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s always been the physique for me.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would it be better if they were wearing this shirt?
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wile E Coyote Super Genius
ALT: Wile E Coyote Super Genius
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
…
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Elmo Flaming
ALT: Elmo Flaming
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Relatable. Depression is annoying that way.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit! This shows just how huge you really are!
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think anyone should be able to.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
$5000 AND doing something illegal by accepting the $5000.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, I thought this was from a video game.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I got 99 problems and money would fix 95 of them.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been there. Adulthood can eat my ass.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m usually asking “what the fuck do you want?” when that happens.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
…well now I have an image in my head of using your cock as a handle and the proceeding to beat the shit outta Ganondorf with you as the sword/blunt object.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pressing pickle.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My pug usually takes this opportunity to lick my head. All of it. He’s trying to extract a brain cell to use.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cinnamon rolls, the both of them.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Graha Tia Graha
ALT: Graha Tia Graha
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can practically see the smoke coming out of his ears.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dude was probably a scalper.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looks like his brain is oxygen starved with every erection.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some billionaire: “This would be a perfect place for a data center!”
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s the eyeballs. He can still see.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mine is named after a shark
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Mitchells vs. Machines: Dog or Pig? System Error!
ALT: Mitchells vs. Machines: Dog or Pig? System Error!
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can confirm.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Be the change you want.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It can be both. Iran has wanted Israel destroyed since the beginning AND Israel is currently committing a Holocaust.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hopefully he’s not the kind to go looking for wall bacon, like other labs are wont to do.
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brucethepug.bsky.social @brucethepug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Would be nice if it did though.
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