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Bruce Bernhard

@brucebernhard.bsky.social
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Just a guy trying to enjoy retirement and make sense of the world he lives in. Ravens & Orioles fans welcome.

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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When he was a child, he was called Denvis the Menvice.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am honestly amazed that this doesn't happen more often
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My wife and I took our daughter to see Up. My wife was battling pancreatic cancer so the two of us were bawling our eyes out. Great movie, but those first 10 minutes...yeesh. 😢
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, that was a hard thing to pull off🦴
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since I'm not a fan of U2, yes it bothered me a bit.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My big question is... what the hell does the Space Force even do?
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My favorite of the recent batch of Marvel movies and shows.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the reaper needs an intervention 🥴
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damn you, these are both great songs🤷
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don't most teams have a sport psychologist? It probably wouldn't hurt for him to talk with one at this point.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"They call me MR Peanut"
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And Ridick as well. He's never retiring.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It has to be better than Mayans 🤞
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is anyone else having problems with Bluesky today?
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Does it make me look bad to say I enjoyed Snakes On A Plane?
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm not vanilla. I'm not Strawberry. Forget what you know. I'm just a man who eats gelato. It's pistachio. Pistachio. PistachioOOOO!
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trying to turn Peter Parker anxty just didn't work unfortunately.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will never buy a uniform with a player name on the back unless they're a hof member for just this reason.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don't forget the Imodium 😂💩
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sounds like it was more a competitor to Ovaltine, just with a really regrettable name.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I absolutely can't binge watch. 2 episodes max and I'm ready for something different. I think it's just my extremely short attention span.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So, Tom Selleck then?🥸
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All mint chocolate chip...I salute your son's taste in ice cream
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes Virginia, there is a cigarette.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hold my mop
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Don Adams & Barbara Feldon: Get Smart Dance
Alt: Don Adams & Barbara Feldon: Get Smart Dance
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ernest Butter 🧈
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you all believe this, YOU are drinking the Kool Aid. Oh Yeah!
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy 100th Mr. Brooks, and thank you for all the laughs. May you have many more.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wow! He's going to do a bang up job whenever he gets sworn in🙄
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You need blue water fast. I know a guy
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ghost saying "Pop quiz hot shot"
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
For Spock so loved this universe that he sent his only son Data...🖖
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Discontinuing paperbacks is probably the end of me buying books anymore
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'd throw in the Padres and Houston's two NFL franchises, neither of which won a Superbowl.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I thought MAGA didn't like Bud Light🤔
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dorf: Sideline Reporter😆
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Dorf's Hilarious Stretching Routine
ALT: Dorf's Hilarious Stretching Routine
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just look at those eyes. Of course he is.
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Puss in Boots: Cute Begging Face
Alt: Puss in Boots: Cute Begging Face
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Kitty litter is in isle 4. Meow!"
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He's taking the secret tunnel...to HELLLLL!!! 😈
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm a little too thick for Gucci myself.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ol Bugs loved him an evening gown, didn't he?😂
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Here in Baltimore we had a sports anchor named Gerry Sandusky who got no end of grief and nasty emails after Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was sent to jail for multiple counts of sexual assault.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ditka is still here.
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Has anyone ever seen an intelligent Repukelican?
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Bruce Bernhard @brucebernhard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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