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BrownBear

@brownbearpro.bsky.social
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Player of Games | Full time Sarcasm Consultant | Maker of Jokes | Once referred to as The Donut Warrior! Business: BrownBear786@gmail.com linktr.ee/BrownBearPro

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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My one year old just tried to hide a yawn like she didn’t want me knowing I was boring her So we’re at that stage now are we…
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Today I have challenged myself to use as many Roman Reigns gifs as possible Messages, tweets, Teams messages, everything - but it has to be in context Clearly I’m bored so let’s go
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Roman Reigns Says 'Think About It'
Alt: Roman Reigns Says 'Think About It'
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Why is everything a deck builder or roguelike? What if I don’t want to play those?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is that whole “pizza is a vegetable” still a thing? Kind of need to know because my Dr has told me to eat more vegetables so… Hit me up
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If POTUS stands for President of the US Someone please tell me he has a Secretary of Creative Respondence Meaning that person would be known as Wait for it SCROTUS
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I see why people are confused about this film. You see, this is Resident Evil, not to be confused with Resident Evil. This one is about a Resident Evil whereas the other is about a Resident Evil You see the difference?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The questions isn’t IF I’m going to buy the Steam controller It’s WHEN am I…
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Am I the only one who provides an easy to understand fake name when ordering something that requires a name? JJ is usually the easiest. But don’t no one steal that…that’s mine
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
E as in Earth Day A as in another Earth Day R as in right now is Earth Day T as in today is Earth Day H as in hey look it’s Earth Day D as in dang, it’s Earth Day A as in and today is Earth Day Y as in yes it’s Earth Day
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
While trying to get my 11m old to sleep She lifts her head, looks dead straight at the clock like “oh, is that the time!” Looks at me, laughs and then puts her head back down to sleep I don’t know if I feel disrespected or proud
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just heard someone refer to themselves as a “Tech knob” instead of a “Tech noob” So there’s that
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quietly singing Cult of Personality any time I sit cross legged
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
9:43pm My 30+ year old ass: it’s still early. I’m gonna stay up all night playing video games like the old days 9:45pm
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a bed with his mouth wide open
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a bed with his mouth wide open
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Don’t forget to casually do this to someone in regular conversation on a daily basis Just cos
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ah yes I like my worldly corruption like I like my women Obvious and in plain sight
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just once I’d hope the world would band together and all dress up in ape suits so when Artemis II landed it would be the funniest thing ever
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I can’t believe it’s been this many years since Resident Evil came out You’d think by now it would have been promoted to Attending Physician Evil
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If you remember Favstar you must let me know so I can follow you
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hey! Hey you! Yeh you! You like productivity? *opens trench coat revealing several productivity hacks all stitched into the lining for added warmth and padding
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Maybe the Strait of Hormuz was actually the friends we made along the way
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I tried Hollow Knight. I’m ashamed to say it’s not for me I love platformers but I couldn’t get passed the first big guy with a club and (mildly) rage quit
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Launch the nukes? That’s what he said he was going to do? I thought he said “Lunch with flutes” Don’t look at me, I don’t know what rich people do during lunch I should change
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
After completing nearly 15 games last year This year I think my total is still at 0 (thanks Arc Raiders for addicting me) Started Outer Worlds recently Anyone have any other recommendations I should complete? *disclaimer - having a child definitely effects gaming but 0 completed is weak sauce
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I made cheesecake this morning Except I swapped the cheese with bread So bread cake… Except I swapped the cake part with butter And instead of an oven I made it in a toa- Toast…I made toast this morning
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sooooo…is Crimson Desert any good?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Steam spring sale: Yo! Me: no thanks, I’m good for now SSS: but Metal gear collection vol 2 Me:… SSS:… Me:… SSS:… Me: dammit take my money…also throw Anger Foot in there too
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I had the feeling that I missed old Twitter again. When it was all about jokes and people handing out digital trophies How’s it here now? Is it still fun? Can I put my funny stuff here?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Game 11 - undertale finished Don’t every make me play a game like that again 😂 As good as it was it was twice as frustrating especially towards the end. Still very good game Game 12 is Red Dead Redemption 2 Didn’t complete it the first time and my save corrupted. I’ve got 8 months to complete it
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Finally finished Game 4 which was Sleeping Dogs I see why people say it's so good and why it needs a sequel Since I'm all caught up, I'm up to Game 11 which I will also let you all know is Undertale
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It’s about time…
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Game 10 - Firewatch Needed a palette cleanser after all the fast paced chaos and thought why not Surprised how much I liked the game. Wasn’t that long to complete but still a nice journey
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So dire wolves are back… So how do I go about getting a dire wolf?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
People who read a book while on a treadmill How?…just how?….does your vestibular system work on steroids or something?!
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Part of the reason of doing this “complete 12 games in 12 months” was not only to deal with the ever growing backlog but to also play games I never got a chance to Game 9 - God of War (PS2 version) Such a good game I can’t believe I didn’t play it as a kid Completed
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Game 8 completed - forgot to tell you all what it was South Park The Stick of Truth Actually much better than I expected in classic South Park fashion Deciding on Game 9 soon
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Is monster hunter REALLY that good of a game?
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
What’s one game/series you never played that you wish you did? For me it’s DMC and Final Fantasy (Although I did try FF7 but just didn’t get it but that was a while ago)
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Game 7 - was supposed to be Ghostrunner but after playing it for a while I don’t feel like I have the patience for it Instead I’ve changed it to Hotline Miami. Probably should have said this sooner since I spent today playing and completing it Onwards to Game 8!
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Never underestimate my cats ability to take a massive dump and then continue eating his food like nothing happened
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Game 4 - Sleeping Dogs - still outstanding (it’s a long game) Game 6 - Dishonoured completed Surprised how good it was but also how short it was I also loved cheesing my way through it 😂 I got low chaos ending if anyone wants to know Game 7 - Ghostrunner
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Game 4 (Sleeping Dogs) still outstanding Game 6 - Dishonoured Never played it but heard loads about it
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Game 5/12 - Little Nightmares Haven’t completed game 4 yet but thought I’d do a little change up ….and I’ve completed it already Onwards we go!!
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Game 4/12 - Sleeping Dogs I played this briefly on PlayStation but never finished it. This time I’ll make sure that I do
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Something about listening to the theme for The Last of Us (TV theme not game) that just hits different at the gym
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Game 3/12 finished Superhot was always going to be short but I didn't expect to get through it this quick Not decided on game 4 yet but I'm well ahead of schedule so I may choose a much longer one. As always, suggestions welcome
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Game 3/12 is Superhot Been waiting to get a VR headset to play this but I highly doubt I’ll ever get one. So let’s play it the old fashioned way
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Only a month and a bit into the year and already 2nd game completed in the challenge to complete 12 by the end of the year Days Gone was much better than I expected. Still going to finish the after main story stuff but then moving onto the next one Recommendations welcome
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Heaaaps O Games @heaaaps.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#metalgearsolid 😆
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
There are some terrible things in the world I would argue one of the worst is when you click on a software to open and no matter what you’re doing it keeps popping up in your face to show you it’s starting No matter how many times you click off it pops back up again *shakes fist*
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BrownBear @brownbearpro.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Anyone else who’s played Days Gone. Do you also feel like sometimes Deacon sounds like Patrick Warburton?
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