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The Broom Closet Briefing

@broomclosetb.bsky.social
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Political divination through tarot, astrology, and Lenormand. This is a liminal space of divination Journalism, analysed through symbolism, pattern, history and myth, that I accidentally created. thebroomclosetbriefing.substack.com

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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Week ahead. open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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This Week in Tangerine’s Regime: A Ceasefire on Paper, a Crisis in the Water
A tarot look ahead of this week
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You cannot even get the Flag right, when the Regime is filled with DUIs. open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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King Charles Came for Tea and Found a Group Project in Collapse
Why King Charles’s White House Visit Looked Less Like Diplomacy and More Like Everyone Updating Their Contingency Plans
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is his forecast for the month of May. Does not look good. #May #Trump open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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May for Tangerine: Wolves at the Bedside, Torches at the Gate
A tarot reading on Tangerine's May forecast
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We all know they get instructions in a group chat to post what they post. One of the group chats is named "Fight Fight Fight" #Maga
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The last fucking supper of Jesus coded Doctor Trump. open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The Last Supper at the WHCA Dinner: A Tarot Autopsy
WTF was that all about in the WHCA dinner yesterday?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Please someone check Polymarket or Kelshi to see who bet on an active shooting event at the WHCA. substack.com/@meidastouch...
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MeidasTouch Network (@meidastouch)
Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So staged or a miss?IYKYK
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What will be Palantirs future in this regime? open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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Inside the Palantir Vision: Peter Thiel and America’s Surveillance Future
The Boardroom Behind the Throne: A tarot reading on Peter Thiel's future and his Technofascist dream about making America a Police State
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
When you realize that firing cabinet members isn’t random open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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Cabinet Musical Chairs and the Ghost of the 25th Amendment
Cabinet firings and surprise resignations spark new questions about 25th Amendment fears, loyalty tests, and panic inside Trump’s White House.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The President of the United States is posting some strange things like blood on his face with some occult chanting, supposed to be completely normal?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Stephen Miller's failed podcaster wife wants children to have children. Not all women are good for kids. Keep your kids away from people like Stephen Miller and his spawn.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Patel is in too much "Majama" (in Gujrati it means having way too much fun)
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Patel is a liability and might be axed out next. Too drunk to function, and I am saying this knowing we have Pete Whiskyleaks as the secretary of WAR #Kashpatel #Trump open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The Files, the Throne, and the Fall: A Tarot Reading on Kash Patel’s Fate in the Tangerine Regime
How long does he have left and how this story will unfold?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Amanda Ungaro is saying that she did reach out to Melania but she never answered to help her. And there is a old relationship between Melania and Paolo Zampolli. open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The Performance Before the Verdict: Why the Press Conference Came Too Early
A tarot autopsy on Melania's Press Conference
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trump said the Strait of Hormuz will never ever be closed again only for the Strait of Hormuz to close again in less than 24 hours.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What did you miss in today's headlines? open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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How U.S. Surveillance, Iran Tensions, China and Russia Reveal a Deeper Power Shift
What did you miss in today's headlines?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
So the Turning point stunt by JD Vance was a spectacular fail, so Donnie is now taking an attempt to do damage control?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Someone told Trump that the strait of Hormuz is open.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
BDW: Joe Kent got remarried 5 years after his wife died unlike F47 who cheated on all of his wives.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WALTZ: In other words the 34 times convicted felon, rapist and pedophile has something more damning against me, I could be in the closet or I may have some kind of blackmail tape that will end my career (not that I have one now!)
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Christian Pope from America being the most prominent voice to speak out against Christian Nationalism, might be one of the most ironic thing about 2026, we live in the strangest Timeline.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Will Mike Johnson be even the Speaker by the end of 2026?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
huh?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Democrat Analilia Mejia wins NJ-11 special election, defeating Republican Joe Hathaway and further narrowing the GOP’s razor-thin House majority. She fills the seat vacated by Gov. Mikie Sherrill.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Understand that the broader theme is present, things are not happening out if whack. Here are the headlines you missed that did not make it to the Breaking News but actually tells a story. open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Silver lining, but sometimes you may have to use a magnifying glass to look for it open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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How Oil Shock May Accidentally Drag Humanity Into the Energy Future
When Crisis Becomes Catalyst
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Exactly how will that happen? This guy looks and sounds like a tiny clown and what's with that smile?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Everyone is thinking that he is attacking the Pope because he is mad at the Pope, my pattern recognition says he is not even attacking the Pope. The real target is someone else open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The Quiet Sabotage of a Successor
JD Vance and the Politics of Controlled Failure
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Eclipse Season and the Architecture of Illusion: A Poe-Tinged Forecast for the Tangerine Regime
What the Cards Say About the Tangerine Regime This Week
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Its not gonna be sunshines and roses in 2026 midterms. We will win only if we fight open.substack.com/pub/thebroom...
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The 2026 Midterms: Loud, Watched, Contested — But Will the System Hold?
A Tarot forecast on how the 2026 Midterm elections go!
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why is this regime deleting files when nothing from the internet is never truly gone ever? You need to be a special kind of stupid to employ these people. #Trumpregime
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
GOP needs to impeach the criminal President or suffer this absolute Mayhem. I stand corrected: Impeachment or not they will suffer this absolute mayhem This was a Trump+17 district. Nothing us safe.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The world's biggest idiot and the president of the United States should have been 2 different people. #potus
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thank you
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 29/01/2026
Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, Greg Bovino. They must all resign and be held accountable.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Every place ICE is conducting operations, the local businesses should refuse all services to them. Gas stations, restaurants, restroom usage, rest area usage. Refuse them food, water gas. Also Usha Vance you are a piece of Shit person and shit stain on Indian people. #ICE #Ushavance
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Thank you. We need vigor.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I cannot take any of his threat seriously if you say Regime Change, then pluck out one guy keeping rest of his regime in tact. Its beeing a dufus and making the American intelligence a laughing stock. #makeamericadumbagain
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Peace President My Ass!
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
There was a gap of 26 months between Watergate and Nixon leaving. We are definitely on a faster track! 2026 will kick ass!
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Kilmar Abrago Garcia is back home and free and is now posting on his TikTok. And DOJ is now panicking because they are under a gag order while he is free to tell his story. When table turns. #kilmarabragogarcia #Trumpdoj #Trump
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So more people are excited about Zohran Mamdani being sworn in today as the official Mayor of NYC than the presidential inauguration last January? Yeah 2025 was shit, 2026 starts with possibilities. Happy New year!
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Megan Kelley does not care if the president raped little girls 20 years ago. All she cares is he stops immigrants from living in the United States and white people to be openly racist. I would not want my kids to be around Megan Kelley. Megan Kelley would aid and abet in Children's rape #Megankelley
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
open.substack.com/pub/thebroom... #epstein #Trump #Trumpadministration #Epsteinfiles
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The Fear That Lives Behind the Door: A Tarot Autopsy of Tangerine’s Panic as the Epstein Files Begin to Erupt
Why is he so scared?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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THE SUNFLOWER HEARING: How the Epstein Redactions Backfired and Why the Tarot Says Exposure Is Inevitable
The moment the DOJ released those heavily redacted Epstein documents, you could practically hear the country inhale.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Susie Wiles might be smart but her calling the VF article a Hit Piece when they verified the article with NYT by playing the recorded version of her saying those things...pretty Stupid right Susie? Nice try Susie, Bbyee! #SusieWiles #Vanityfair
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
At this point more than half of the nation wants to open the same Christmas present this Christmas Morning.
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The address to the Nation was Damage control from the VF article #vanityfair #Susiewiles
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
open.substack.com/pub/thebroom... #Trumphealth #Dementiadon #keeptalkingabouthisfailinghealth #MRIresults #Releasetheepsteinfiles
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THE QUIET UNRAVELING: A TAROT INVESTIGATION INTO TANGERINE’S HEALTH
What is going on with him?
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The Broom Closet Briefing @broomclosetb.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Karolying Levitt must have a Dr on speed dial who shrinks her nose on a daily basis. I pity that poor doctor. #karolinelevitt #uspolitics #GOP #releasetheepsteinfiles
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