Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We cannot seize the means of production until we have seized Girls’ intramural Dodge Ball 030
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is it fair for a dude to be both the best football player and have great taste in shows? I feel like it’s unfair 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m seeing an arc where the X-Men get turned into puppets coming on 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Knives Out, the only human is Benoit Blanc 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like Joe Rogan and gooning. What if there was a Joe Rogan I could goon to? Our society is doomed 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A little off Broadway, but Sapphire New York is pretty good 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Never tempt the wrath of whoever from high atop the thing 011
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He wins a handful of games and we’re supposed to forget all of that? 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He’s not the first piece of shit to play well in a football game, won’t be the last. But don’t expect us to forget he’s an absolute piece of shit 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We’ve never explored the dark side of the moon. We don’t know what kind of freaky shit they’re up to back there 020
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think my favorite part was that the ladies had the ball knowledge to know how bad those dudes messed up before they did 0112
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d probably get it checked for black mold 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good news everyone! Tonight you’ll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet! 001
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Eh, the kids a Manhunter, so give his line break 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have never anticipated and inevitable and acrimonious break-up more 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He’s the best friend of the guy who traumatized Catman into turning his life around and becoming a world class mercenary. I know, who would try to rehabilitate a dumbass character like Catman? 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Unlike Gal, Tilly could almost approximate human emotion 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve been subscribed for so long And love every second of it! 011
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Once again, liberals just trying to crush yet another small business. Sir, this is America, and I’ll not have you destroy the entrepreneurial spirit with your godless communism 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That’s AI. Bird was with me playing Mario Kart the whole time 2231
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BTW, the curse lasted until halftime of the next game where, luckily, the Wu-Tang Clan showed up to cleanse the demons 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Three guys trying to pretend their boss didn’t just shit himself 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yes, conflate not dismissing women’s trauma with entertaining conspiracy theories. That’s the same thing 🙄 041
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Considering the big bad is frequently a giant pig monster, it seems a little on the nose, actually 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Or more specifically, that one hit she had and the Moulin Rouge song. Cuz I guarantee those are the only ones there 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And yet, somehow, Trump claiming to have been rescued from the rubble of the twin towers is just totally fine? 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No, a handgun killed his parents. A vehicle mounted Gatling gun is just God’s justice 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Let’s be real, this guy has no creativity. If he’s renaming anything to anything, he’s just going to call it America 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s probably the most blatantly racist thing I’ve ever seen (which covers A LOT of ground) and we’re not blanketing the airwaves say so? 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Kurt becomes One Above All and reshapes the Marvel Universe in his blue, fuzzy, sulfur smelling image. Duh, like you haven’t been foreshadowing it for years 000
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In a vacuum, sure, take bank data. But, like, all my money is in banks so maybe don’t take MY bank data? 010
Brooklynsjames @brooklynsjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I mean, yeah, but don’t go getting a big head about it 000
