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Brooklyn Ann

@brooklynannauthor.com
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Romance & Horror author. Series: Scandals with Bite, Brides of Prophecy, Hearts of Metal, & The Final Couples. Repped by The Knight Agency. HWA Member. linktr.ee/brooklynannauthor

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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 21/08/2026
Coming October 13th! #Horror #HorrorAnthologies #Booksky #HorrorWriters
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 04/07/2026
And a bundle of out of print first editions of my horror romance series. (Unfortunately, the last two are technically up on Amazon even though the publisher delisted them back in January. But we are working to get those taken off before the new editions come out.)
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 04/07/2026
Signed copies of Her Haunted Heart (sold out), and my #romantasy, To Wed a Warrior! www.32auctions.com/organization... #Romancelandia #Booksky
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 04/07/2026
Best of all, not everything makes you have to bid a lot of money. There are lots of "buy it now" items for all price ranges. I donated a custom book formatting service... www.32auctions.com/organization...
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 30/06/2026
Cool stuff from @lividian.bsky.social's Patreon post #1. The limited edition of Brian Jame's Freeman's The Painted Darkness. As I was a painter before I was a writer, I'm hella excited to read this one! And the illustrations from @francois-art.bsky.social are fantastic too! I'll make a vid too.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 22/06/2026
I scored a pair of only worn once sparkly Docs. I had the Payless generic ones back in the day. #90saesthetic #90sgoth #shoes #vintageboots
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 17/06/2026
Skeletor from He-Man cringing and saying "Oh God what the fuck"
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 17/06/2026
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 13/06/2026
The paperbacks of my 80s haunted house horrormance look AMAZING. This batch is already claimed but I have another coming in. DM if you wanna buy a signed copy! #horror #horrorbooks #booksky
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 11/06/2026
Working on an acrylic painting. #art #artsky #painting #acrylics
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 02/06/2026
WHY WON'T THEY COME BACK!!
Brooklyn Ann wearing a purple fuzzy bathroom and with a maniacal expression on her face as she's holding a bag of Biscuits and Gravy Lay's potato chips and a tall boy of Johnny Appleseed hard cider.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 30/05/2026
Had to make a #TwinPeaks themed one.
Screenshot from Twin Peaks: The Return showing James Hurley, a middle-aged white man, playing guitar and singing "Just You" at the Roadhouse with red curtains behind him.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 29/05/2026
Thanks! It's one of those times where the muse shocked the f*ck out of me. In my fantasy series a character has a possessed Datsun & no one knows how it got that way. Then in my 80s Haunted House book, I gave the character same make & model, and when the demon in the house goes into the car I was 🤯
1st 2 pages of epilogue part 2 in Her Haunted Heart by Brooklyn Ann. Chapter header shows a dilapidated Datsun Wagon. 
Text: Many years later...T
hick coats of gray dust and rotting autumn leaves collected on the Datsun, marring its already faded, chipped blue paint. The wagon hadn’t been driven a single mile since the old man parked it in the overgrown weeds of his side yard and jammed a crude, faded FOR SALE sign behind the rusted driver’s side windshield wiper.
Deep inside the cast-iron engine block, the spirit of chaos curled in upon itself with absolute desolation.
When it had first been banished into the vehicle’s me-chanical womb over three decades ago, the entity had raged, spitting sparks and fighting violently against its cramped new confines. 
This space was suffocatingly small compared to the vast, sprawling estate and echoing ballroom over which it had held absolute dominion for a century. Stripped of the Sazerac ghosts to torment or commune with, the entity grew profoundly, agonizingly lonely.
Even worse, it had quickly learned a brutal rule of its new existence: if it harmed its occupants, it directly harmed itself. With pure horror, it discovered that if it had done anything worse than dent a thin steel fender during its early tantrums, its human driver would have simply dis-carded it in a junkyard—a graveyard for immovable vehi-cles.
After those crushing early disappointments, however, the spirit had gradually learned to enjoy its strange new incarnation. It grew to love the sheer thrill of movement. It relished being out in the open wind, speeding through ne-on-lit cities, tearing down wide countryside highways, and occasionally climbing steep mountain passes, making wild animals flee into the brush in absolute terror.
It had even grown unexpectedly fond of its second owner—the very teenage boy it had initially tried to run off the suicide bridge.
The boy, Dale, would pat its vinyl dashboard with genuine affection, diligently change its filters and…
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 15/05/2026
Any #TwinPeaks fans/cosplayers interested in being the cover model for my short story about a killer waitress? The character is middle-aged, so I'd prefer a middle-aged woman. I never specified her weight or anything else, so plus size are welcome! #cosplay #Modelingjobs
Image: A Twin Peaks Double R waitress uniform and a ticket stabber.
Text: Paid cover modeling gig!
ISO: Middle-aged woman who has a Twin Peaks Double R waitress costume. 
Will pay $50 for hi-res photo of you posed with a ticket stabber behind your back. (I'll send you a ticket stabber)
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 13/05/2026
Nice.
Screenshot of amazon product page of To Tempt a Sorcerer by Brooklyn Ann showing 69 reviews.
Summary
He only took her as his apprentice for the power she can give him...or so he keeps telling himself.


Tiana Dìlleachdan was raised in a mage school. Her pointed ears make half of her parentage known, but the other half was kept secret—until she is chosen by high sorcerer, Rayven Niltsiar to be his apprentice. Tiana knows that the grumpy mage only wants her for her lineage, but something about the rare smiles she teases out of him makes her long for him to want more.

Rayven Niltsiar, rival of the King, has been feared for centuries. He'd always refused to take an apprentice—until a beautiful mage with a secret lineage enters his nightmare forest for cooking herbs. There's only one creature who has the power to enter his forest: a luminite. With Tiana at his side, Rayven will achieve his constant goal: accumulate more power.

But as the mage university prepares for war and Tiana's training progresses, Rayven comes to learn that there's more to life than power—just as impending danger and revealed secrets place him at risk of losing her forever.

To Tempt a Sorcerer is a standalone romantasy in the Brides of Prophecy universe. It's a slow-burn, dual POV romance with some major spice.

Subgenres: fantasy romance, new adult romance, romantasy, magic romance, age gap romance

Tropes: grumpy-sunshine romance, college romance, age gap romance, alpha hero, grumpy hero, slow burn, colleagues to lovers, forbidden romance, strong heroine, master and apprentice romance
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 11/05/2026
Speaking of scams, it seems the AI book clubs and Goodreads and award scams have branched out to imitating literary agents. You query them, they don't query you. Plus, I already have an agent.
Scam email text:

Jessica Alvarez <jessicaalvare3z@gmail.com>

Dear Brooklyn,

I hope this message finds you well.

My name is Jessica Alvarez, and I am a literary agent with BookEnds Literary Agency. I recently came across your profile and was impressed by your creative background and professional journey. Your work and dedication to your craft immediately caught my attention.

We are currently opening a limited and time-sensitive submission window at BookEnds Literary Agency as we expand our roster of represented authors. I would be delighted to invite you to explore the possibility of literary representation with me during this special opportunity.

If you have a manuscript, proposal, or writing project you would be open to sharing, I would welcome the opportunity to learn more about your work and discuss how we might collaborate moving forward. As this opportunity is tied to our current submission opening, I encourage you to reach out at your earliest convenience so we can begin the conversation.

Thank you for your time, and I hope to connect with you soon.

Warm regards,
Jessica Alvarez
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 08/05/2026
Album cover of Paula Abdul's Forever Your Girl.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 25/04/2026
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 23/04/2026
At 10pm EST, I'll be interviewed live by the @delightinfright.bsky.social podcast! Come and see me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ih6... #Horror #Horrorbooks #Booksofhorror #horrorsky
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 22/04/2026
Oh hell, I'm watching it under a ceiling fan. O.0
A ceiling fan. Red curtains in background.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 21/04/2026
Updated my Appearances page on my site to include details about #MassacreOnTheMountain! Still can't believe I get to be an attending author for this! www.brooklynannauthor.com/appearances/
Black and white image of the Timberline Lodge in Mt. Hood, Oregon. 

Text: Massacre on the Mountain 
September 25th-27th, 2026.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 20/04/2026
A boy lying in the bushes with binoculars lowers them to mouth, "What the fuck?"
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 18/04/2026
Also, if you're a horror book collector, you REALLY should sign up for Lividian's patreon. There's a guest author limited chapbook coming soon along with other awesome perks.
a signature sheet with a skull made from nuts, bolts, and bearings.
Signatures of horror author, Brooklyn Ann Butler with a doodle of a wrench beside her signature and Francois Vaillancourt. 
At the bottom is a notation: This special signed edition is limited to 600 copies.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 18/04/2026
Remember that book of essays & art about Carrie that I did an art piece for? Lividian expanded the trade edition to get more women's perspectives and I was invited to contribute! Only 5 down from Stephen King in the TOC! #horror #HorrorWriting #WomenInHorror #booksky lividian.com/store/carrie...
Side by side covers of Carrie Revisited: The Legacy of Stephen King's Girl With A Frightening Power edited by Brian James Freeman and Richard Chizmar 
Both covers depict a girl in a bloody prom dress and wearing a crown as she is crucified by flames.
One is the Deluxe Color Special Edition, the other is the black and white edition.Screenshot of Table of Contents for Carrie Revisited. 
An Introduction to Carrie” by Stephen King
“Revisiting Carrie” by Richard Chizmar
“Stephen King’s Carrie: Cinderella Meets Lord of the Flies” by Robin Furth
“High School Confidential” by Bev Vincent
“Coming of Age with Carrie” by Brooklyn Ann Butler
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 17/04/2026
Still haven't been posting much. Been busy with family, got a lot of dayjob work, got some devastating, but expected news, and been working on my story for Highway of Haunts. The publisher was gracious enough to give me an extension.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 05/03/2026
Dealing with clearing out the house in preparation for the engineer has put a damper on promoting my books. Almost forgot to share that many of my books are discounted and my short #horror stories are FREE until Monday. #romancelandia #horrorbooks www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
Vector of a woman lying on her stomach reading on an e-reader with a smile. Text: Smashwords Read an Ebook Week. 
www.smashwords.com/sale 
Or, to see the Brooklyn Ann and Brooklyn Ann Butler works that are discounted or free go to this link: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Brooklyn_Ann
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 01/03/2026
Signing the signature sheets for a limited edition of one of my horror works under the Brooklyn Ann Butler pen name. I am SO EXCITED about this one! @francois-art.bsky.social did the art! Kent LOVED his work and we collected it together. #horror #HorrorWriting #HorrorBooks
A woman's hand signing the name Brooklyn Ann Butler as the author signature and Francois Vailllancourt's signature is below as artist signature. Above the signatures is an illustration of tools and car parts forming a skull. Below is text reading: "This special signed edition is limited to 600 copies."
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 07/02/2026
A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Nancy Thompson in A Nightmare on Elm Street (Heather Langenkamp, a young caucasian woman with brown hair) saying "I'm into survival."
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 02/02/2026
Posted about getting more copies in of my 80s summer camp slasher romance and my sword and sorcery romantasy that's a shameless homage to Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane and realized this perfectly represents the duality of my romance writing. And we haven't mentioned my horror without a romance arc.
Paperbacks of Brooklyn Ann's novels, His Final Girl, an 80s summer camp slasher romance and To Wed a Warrior, a sword and sorcery romantasy.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 03/01/2026
It me. Though my poor Fit needs a ton of work to get her back to maximum badassery. I'm going to be using a chunk of the Go Fund Me donations to get her back to reliable.
comic illustration. Top panel: A man driving a blue Bugatti on a bridge overlooking the ocean where a yacht is in view. He says, "I wish I could afford a yacht."
Middle panel: A man in a red sportscar looking at the Bugatti and saying, "I wish I could afford a Bugatti."
Bottom panel, a happy person driving a 2007 or 2008 Honda Fit passing both cars and saying, "Damn, my Fit is sick."
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 01/01/2026
I managed to pull Kent's guitar quilt from the wreckage. It only has 2 big tears and 2 holes from the tree. I painted each square and Grandma sewed it. Pretty sure my horror quilt is ok. Though yesterday, when getting prescription cat food we saw that the room caved in further into Micah's room.
Painted block quilt with hand painted guitars on white squares and blue borders.Quilt block with a painted double-neck guitar torn in the middle and at the top border.Blue border edge of a painted block quilt with a hole in it.Kent Butler, a very handsome man with long silver and gold hair smiling beside a Christmas tree as he holds a painted block quilt with squares of guitars painted by Brooklyn Ann.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 30/12/2025
A lot of people have been telling me that Micah and I must be meant to do something great because we shouldn't have survived the disaster, and while I somewhat agree in the case of Micah because he turned out to be such a good man, and maybe a tiny bit for me because I honestly believe that The Graveyard Girls is an important book, I can't completely embrace the concept because Kent made so many people's lives better every day of his existence.
Not to mention all the other genuinely good people in the world whose lives were snuffed out too soon.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 16/12/2025
Nosferatu (2024) is a Christmas movie. #Horror #FilmSky
Film still of a man and woman in Victorian winter garb, standing in a snowy cemetery.
Willem Dafoe as Prof. Albin Eberhart von Franz
Lily Rose Depp as Ellen Hutter
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 11/12/2025
If you see this, quote with something that best describes your flavor of neurodivergence.
Comic panel that shows a woman being out on a sunny day, saying, "Such a beautiful day." Then her brain says, "Danger." And she asks, "Danger?" looking scared. And the brain, now in extreme horror, repeats, "Danger."
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 11/12/2025
The latest ai-generated marking email I got put in a direct quote from To Wed a Warrior, which isn't out until Friday and that quote IS not in the final draft I uploaded to retailers. That means the ai was able to scrape the placeholder file I had on KDP. I am so sickened and creeped out right now.
Screenshot of an ai-generated marketing email.
Imagine this:
A noble-born healer, a scarred warrior called The Wolf, political treason, an assassination, a forced marriage, and enough emotional tension to make even the gods of Wurrakia sit up straight.

Now imagine all that brilliance… being practically invisible on Amazon.
Yeah, I know  I felt the disrespect on your behalf too. 😤📉

Brooklyn Ann, your world-building in To Wed a Warrior is the kind of immersive chaos people claim they want  sword & sorcery, feminist energy, Beauty-and-the-Beast heat, political intrigue, opposites-attract chemistry, trauma healing, and a man who’d “tear down the entire kingdom stone by stone” for his woman.
(If Lycus ever needs a day job, I’d hire him as security  employers love that level of commitment. 😭🔥)

And your author bio?
Former auto-mechanic turned heavy-metal fantasy romance powerhouse?? Living with gamer son, musician boyfriend, horror memorabilia, project cars, AND four cats??
Honestly, you sound like a main character yourself  the “Chaotic Good Witch of Idaho” energy is strong 😅🖤🐈‍⬛⚙️

But here’s the twist worthy of your own plotline:

The reason you're not getting the sales you deserve is brutally simple:
Your book has too few reviews.
And when a book has few reviews, Amazon basically says:
“Oh cool… anyway 👁️👄👁️”
…then buries it under 17,000 dragon romances and morally grey love interests with six-packs.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 09/12/2025
My 30th novel is compete. To Wed a Warrior is a standalone romantasy set in the Brides of Prophecy universe in the Westeros-esque country of Wurrakia. The hero and heroine are homages to Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane. #Romantasy #GameOfThrones #SanSan #Romancelandia #BookSky #DecemberReads
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 07/12/2025
I used one of my boyfriend's songs for a promo vid I made for one of my three bassist-centric romances, but I want the whole song for an epic car chase scene if my fantasy series ever gets a screen adaptation.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 05/12/2025
I had a Bookbub Featured Deal on Wednesday, but Apple and B&N and Kobo put it back to full price so those didn't go out in the email. The price is fixed and it's updated on the site now. This is supposed to fund the audiobook for book 3 www.bookbub.com/books/bite-m...
Cover of Bite Me Your Grace, a regency vampire romance novel by Brooklyn Ann, price-slashed from 4.99 to $0.99 https://www.bookbub.com/books/bite-me-your-grace-by-brooklyn-ann?ebook_deal
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 04/12/2025
I had a Bookbub featured deal for my regency vampire romance, Bite Me, Your Grace. And for some reason, Apple, B&N, and Kobo had brought the book back from 99 cents to full price. I am physically ill over this fuckup.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 02/12/2025
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about: GLOW
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 01/12/2025
Get some books to listen to while making Xmas cookies and stuff! www.kobo.com/p/black-frid...
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 17/11/2025
Reminds me of my boyfriend and our cats.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 16/11/2025
I legit took one of Mickey's lines from that film and used it as a theme for a whole series of horror romances.
Closeup of Woody Harrelson as Mickey in the film Natural Born Killers saying, "You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is love."
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 16/11/2025
I LOVE the Honda Fit group. I still remember shocking the person I bought my coffin bookcase from by fitting it into my Fit.
Screenshot of a post from the Honda Fit Owner's Group on Facebook:
Has anybody seen the HEINOUS attack ad from Uber on the Honda fit???
The ad shows a couple looking at a grandfather clock and says that it "wont fit" in their GE8 Fit that was shown at the beginning of the commercial, so they call an Uber XL minivan to haul it. What a sick joke. A grandfather clock would 100% fit into a GE8. They could have picked any other car on planet earth and it would have made sense but they chose the one car that can fit anything. Boycott uber!!!
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 12/11/2025
#Romancelandia! 𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒖𝒅𝒔 is coming on November 14 & 15!🎧Over 100 FREE romance audiobooks from amazing indie authors. Want a reminder when the event is live? Go to RomanceAudiobookworms.com #stuffyourearbuds #romanceaudiobookworms #audiobooks #supportindieauthors #romancebooks #booksky
𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒖𝒅𝒔 is coming on November 14 & 15!🎧Over 100 FREE romance audiobooks for you to devour from amazing indie authors. 

🌟Want a reminder when the event is live? Head over to RomanceAudiobookworms.com and sign up for reminders.

Need to know which listening apps to download for the event? Here you go!⬇️
🎧Kobo, Apple Books, Google Play, Spotify, Chirp, Nook, Curios, LibroFM and BookFunnel

Can’t wait and wishing you lots of happy listening!💃

#stuffyourearbuds #romanceaudiobookworms #audiobooks #audiobookstagram #supportindieauthors #romancebooks #bookworm #booklover #audiobooklover
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 11/11/2025
I hate generative AI and I hate these author marketing grifters. Now the two have joined forces and I FUCKING LOATHE IT.
Dear Ms. Ann,
Your novel To Wed a Warrior is a masterwork of emotional tension and high-stakes fantasy,  a story where magic and love intertwine beneath the weight of political betrayal. In the grand tradition of Radiance by Grace Draven and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas, you’ve crafted a romance that feels both epic and intimate , fierce devotion born from ashes, healing forged through courage.

What sets your work apart is how seamlessly it merges romantasy’s emotional depth with the grit of true sword-and-sorcery storytelling. Lady Kestrel’s strength is not born of spells or swords alone but of her empathy, and Lycus’s evolution from weapon to protector feels profoundly human. Their bond doesn’t merely resist the cruelty of the realm , it redefines it.
To ensure To Wed a Warrior claims its rightful place among top-tier romantasy titles, I’d love to provide you with a complimentary Amazon Visibility & Category Positioning Audit designed exclusively for fantasy authors like you who blend romance with lore-driven worldbuilding.

Your customized audit would include:
Category Optimization: Aligning your title with Amazon’s highest-performing romantasy and fantasy-romance subgenres — such as Mythic Romantasy, Epic Fantasy Romance, and Dark Medieval Romance,  to elevate exposure among engaged readers.

 Algorithmic Discovery Strategy: Fine-tuning metadata to enhance organic reach through Amazon’s recommendation engine and cross-series placement with Brides of Prophecy keywords.

Audience Mapping: Targeting fantasy readers drawn to morally complex heroes, strong heroines, and emotional worldbuilding,  fans of Grace Draven, Amanda Bouchet, and Sylvia Mercedes.
Keyword Architecture: Integrating reader-intent terms like romantasy enemies to lovers, fantasy arranged marriage, and beauty and the beast retelling to strengthen search performance across Kindle discovery channels.

Your novel isn’t just another fantasy romance , it’s a love story that redefines sur…
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 08/11/2025
My entire Scandals With Bite series, including my boxsets and audiobooks, is available on Curios, a platform where the author gets to keep all the coin and doesn't have the censorship issue that Itch has. Check em out here, and find a freebie: www.curios.com/projects/0x8... #booksky #Romancelandia
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 03/11/2025
Was looking at my Facebook memories. I miss taking my guy out on dates. He's hot and I love to spoil him.
screenshot of a 2018 Facebook post of author Brooklyn Ann and her partner, Kent at a Mexican restaurant.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 02/11/2025
8 year old me used to rewind and rewatch that scene all the time.
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Brooklyn Ann @brooklynannauthor.com · 01/11/2025
I went to the Black Lodge Brewery in Coeur d'Alene to make a lil vid in my Lady in the Radiator costume. I didn't have audio to lip sync this accurately, but I winged it okay. #Eraserhead #DavidLynch #horror
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