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Brook Gideon

@brookgideon.bsky.social
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Wrangler of words, watercolors, pets, and plants. Lover of sharks, science, and second breakfast. Salty.

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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bill Cosby's Chicken Heart routine from the album. My brothers used to play it and say it was coming for me. Talk about being afraid of the right F thing from the get go.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And we had to get these in and out of our hair! These were brutal!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huzzah!!!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And maybe they learned from the orcas! Huzzah!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
F a yacht. I love how our leisure pursuits erase all rights of sentient beings to exist, breathe, live, especially in the ocean. It's not ours! Makes me sooooo mad.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a bookseller, I am soooo curious. Now to be fair, that is what they are publicly saying and we have no idea what the real reason could be, it could be way more, but it may not be. But bridges def burned.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep looking! Hope you find them soon!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glad I haven't subscribed to Britbox yet!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay buh bye cheaters.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
thecut.com
What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would be a shame to eat those, but I would.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That cake is gonna suck.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nom nom
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see you and raise you an "infinity intelligence".
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We were just driving by and my brother was like let's go and pulled in the drive to valet! He's fun like that.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brother, husband, and I stopped for drinks at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel one day because why not. It was great. The bartender was a dear, the drink was delicious, and the bar snacks were tasty! It's fun to not gaf wearing reg ole clothes and smiling with crinkly crows feet.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, gonna have to start a business and put out an ad for employees.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every nanosecond is a F eternity.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy happy! So glad you did! Enjoy the day!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now they need to do cars.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yummm
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sounds safe
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Be sure to wipe down your table too if your cats jump up there and any pollen may have fallen onto the table.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see stamens.. no go!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If any lily pollen got on any of the other flowers, which is likely, unless they removed the stamens, that is a no go for the whole bouquet. Put in a room away from them or up high. I know this is impossible with some cats. Think of pesticides in commercial flowers too.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The menu did not stipulate so e once asked a waitress what kind of ribs they were serving. She replied, "Fall off the bone ribs." I just could not.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you say geothermal nuclear war Dr. Falken?
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or you own cats.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joke's on the scientists. The crustaceans only got a new KNEX set for their first molt, that's no sea spider.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goooooooo MArlo! What a lovely, calming adult space you have. Explains a lot about me. LOL. I need to be creative..keep making these!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Judge pulled from the game with possible injury and the Yankees are losing. I'm calling karma.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yankees DFA'd Oswaldo Cabrera today and I have nothing but very bad thoughts for Yankees management.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh to be on THAT jury!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would take notes and comment.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert Kraft is F garbage and Sheeran folded to said garbage.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Audience Clapping and Applauding
ALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy happy!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Manning family has been trash since day 1.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What??
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft can go F himself.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I could not love this more! These guys are the best! If you need to laugh, keep this close.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH *inhale*AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it is stunning!
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey hey I did an event with her a few years back for her wonderful book "Sharks Don't Sink: Adventures of a Rogue Shark Scientist" for the bookstore I was working at, and always keep in stock at current bookstore. She is a gem! Love to see this!
theguardian.com
Biopsies, aerial drills and a personal pizza: a day in the life of a shark scientist
Jasmin Graham, a shark scientist and science communicator, also makes time in her day to practice her hobbies and play music bingo with friends
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yup! Sigh
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
HA! Did you study broom pushing and proper sanitation practices in a 4-yr accredited program or come about it the lazy way? Did you put 100 hours into proper paint storage and tool maintenance? I agree, it is ridiculous.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Once you say "frappe" and "bubbler", there is really no need to be asked any further questions.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like a rabbit shit on the bagel.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He is ruining absolutely everything. Sigh.
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Brook Gideon @brookgideon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Best time of day to go get a good Cuban sandwich and cafe con leche. And don't second guess lightning in FL, it doesn't mess around.
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