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Robespierre

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Guillotine queen & tennis fan

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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Can we just give Novak the Miami open title now? Like just give it to him now to appease him and get it over with. It could be like a sacrifice to an ancient tennis god. Y’know like you give the god a gift and they leave you alone for a little while. Something like that
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I love that Fritz just really likes competing. I love that he appreciates the smaller tournaments and gives them and all his opponents the care and effort they deserve. I have a lot of respect for him for this
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
‪When native English-speaking tennis commentators pronounce Alcaraz like “Al-ca-rathhh” with a hard “th” it kinda has the same vibe as an american college student studying abroad in Spain for a semester and coming back and telling everyone “um it’s actually pronounced BARTH-elona”‬
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Tommy Paul confuses me a bit. When I watch him play, I think he’s so good and I’m like dang he should be winning everything all the time (or at least be a serious contender for every title). But… he’s not. Why is he not???
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just sitting here thinking about how I still cannot believe drake thought it was a good idea to start beef with Kendrick Lamar. Thee Kendrick Lamar. Renowned Pulitzer Prize winning artist and certified boogeyman Kendrick Lamar. Like… literally anyone could’ve told him that was a horrible idea
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Watching Montpellier and the commentator was talking about the depth of talent in american tennis right now and she goes “the present is strong and the future is bright in the US!” and then paused for a second and went “…as far as tennis goes” lmaooo
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This was, and I’m not exaggerating, one of the best days of my life. My parents surprised me with Arthur Ashe stadium us open tickets for my bday and I cried when I got them lol. I got to see Madi and Federer win back to back and I was so happy that I cried again during their matches 🙃
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I know this is silly but Madi was the first pro player I ever got to watch live, so I’ve always felt connected to her. It’s like she was the first pro who ever felt real to me. It was like she invited me into this world. To watch her get to this point is just… idk I’m an emotional wreck today
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
DJOKOVIC RETIRED?! Oh my goddddd novak this was the one time I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!!
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“Get him lads!” has been a regular part of my vocabulary even though no one knows the reference
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
… this is absurd
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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If you're new, love talking about tennis, and looking for some help building a community... News & Info: go.bsky.app/CUKCKEU Fans & Friends: go.bsky.app/Qjc3ZWF (Lists constantly updated as folks arrive!)
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Neil @neilforreal.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Teen Vogue doing what the NY Times and Washington Post won't.
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
HOLY SH*T I just finished watching Maddie’s match, that was so insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭 unreal
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
And Novak beat Carlos? Yeah the Australian Open is well and truly over as far as I’m concerned
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Well the australian open is over I fear
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know what time it is (time to dress like a big fluffy meatball)
Screenshot of the weather app that says it 15 degrees Fahrenheit but feels like 6 degreesMirror selfie of me wearing a giant, fluffy brown coat over a giant, fluffy white jacket
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
THIS is what he’s boycotting? It’s def rude and unprofessional but man this is not as bad as I assumed it was. This sounds more like a bad joke than anything
Screenshot from The Guardian article about Djokovic boycotting on court interviews because of comments made by a reporter. The screenshot reads: “Tony Jones, a veteran reporter for Channel Nine, was criticised last week for a television segment conducted in front of a Serbian crowd. The video has since spread virally on social media: ‘Welcome back to Melbourne Park, where you can see the Novak Djokovic fans, they're in full voice. The chants are quite extraordinary,’ Jones said. After turning around to face the crowd, Jones then began singing towards them: ‘Novak, he's overrated. Novak's a has-been. Novak, kick him out. Boy, I'm glad they can't hear me,’ he sang.”
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𝙹𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 @racquettechie.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Coco being iconic
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Coco!!! I’m really getting to that point with her where if she goes down a break or even a set, I don’t get super nervous anymore. I’m so increasingly confident in her ability to win matches
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Gaelllllllll oh my god 🥹
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Oh thank god rybakina was able to serve out that match given the back issues she’s having. I was so stressed. If yastremska managed to break in that game I feared it might be over for my girl
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Karen khachanov choosing “John Newcombe” for the coin toss?? Finally someone picked that lol. It was kinda driving me crazy that every single player picks “AO”
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We here, finally. @sirlazarus555.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I stand with you! She kept emphasizing cargo, so I was hoping the night would have the cargo look, also. Still eats, but nitpicking.
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can I say something possibly controversial……. I don’t like the all yellow kit nearly as much as the white and olive version 🫣 I wish this was her day kit instead of her night kit
Screenshot of Coco Gauff in her match against Fernandez wearing a bright yellow kit
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
FRANCES LOST? I’m— what? I turned off his match in the third set to watch other matches because I was so confident he was taking it. What on earth happened
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Just went to turn on the replay of Daniil’s match and bro… wtf is this
Screenshot of the thumbnail for the replay of Medvedev vs. Tien with the duration listed as 5 hours 6 minutes and 28 seconds
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Usually the collegiate-type yelling celebration after every point annoys the hell out of me… so I have no idea why it doesn’t bother me nearly as much when Ben Shelton does it
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Black and white photo of Rybakina with the caption "Fuck them kids."
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Of course there’s one handed and two handed backhands, but is there anyone who has a two handed forehand (asking the important questions)
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It really is a shame that the australian open is my favorite slam of the year considering that most of it occurs during hours when I should be asleep
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Tatjana Maria’s game is so wild. Doesn’t hit a single traditional forehand or backhand, just slices every single shot. So jarring to watch her play
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nishikori won?!??!?!! I turned off his match cus I thought he was gonna lose omg!!!!! Yes!!!
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The first week of slams >>> the second week of slams
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Is it just me or does the Australian swing feel like it’s going by really fast… for some reason in my head I imagine the aussie swing being much longer
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The Body Serve @thebodyserve.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
SEASON 11 PREMIERE! "Obsessed" Ask me about the rejected title 🫥 thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/obsessed/
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Obsessed | The Body Serve
Welcome to season 11 of The Body Serve! We're catching you up on the barely existent off-season, including the most important Joaos, Max Purcell turning himself in, and Jenson Broosky’s brave statemen...
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I love penko’s kit. I know it’s store bought lululemon but I think the shape and cut of that look are perfect and would look good on literally anyone. Idk why tennis outfitters insist on doing the long, shapeless tank top over a cookie cutter skirt look all the time. Brands need to take notes
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I get why they do on court interviews after matches but sometimes I’m like is this necessary. Almost every player (aside from maybe a handful) gets asked the same thing every time and pretty much answers the same way every time. More often than not there is little information coming from those
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This goes hard
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I work for a nonprofit that has a million different grants and partners with a million different orgs and has a million different metrics they use to track success and yeah… could not agree more
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I feel it is a failure that we as tennis fans have yet to come to the consensus that sumit nagal is hot
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’ve got severe MIB brain now, I love these weirdos so much I’m walking around going “achupala bahn ga” and “sapata foopa”
Still from Men in Black showing the worm guys in the office kitchen
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Insane level from coco, I am sooooo excited about the way she’s playing this season so far 😭😭😭 also could not believe how calm and clearheaded she was that whole match given how emotionally, physically, and mentally intense it was. Ugh I just love her, I’m so proud
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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
🚨25 to Watch in 2025🚨 Who will raise their game to the next level in the new year? From junior champs hoping to make the leap to pro tour stardom. To Challenger kings and ITF queens looking to level up. Here's 25 names to look out for in 2025... plus 1 extra for an even 13 men and 13 women. 🎾
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Posted about this before but I am so obsessed with the Men in Black movies (particular the first and second ones). I watch them all the time and love them every single time lol. Genuinely think those movies are perfect, everything from the casting to the special effects is brilliant
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Robespierre @brookeanna.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I cannot believe coco is gonna be 21 soon… in my mind she’s still like a 16-17 year old 😭 watching her has been like watching a little sister grow up and one day being like wait you’re so beautiful and grown up, when did this happen
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