Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026A lot of people care, Skinner. Cliché to say you’re an inspiration to us all, but you are. 021
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025There’s something about Cotton’s face: the first time I saw him, he immediately struck me as a fanatical judge at an eighteenth-century witch trial, eager to watch people burn. 001
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 04/12/2025That whole insanity introduced me to their fantastic pizza, though, and their wings, which are sort of bathed in sumac - we indulge like once a month now, while the kid plays ping pong in the back. Still no basement! 020
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 21/10/20252/2 and assiduous work to comply with all stakeholders. Make no mistake: the destruction of the East Wing and construction of this bribe-welcoming ballroom is flatly illegal, and they do not care. 010
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Until furlough I worked at a federal building on the Mall. Obtaining authorization for our minor, largely ameliorative project required several years, clearances from multiple federal and citizens’ boards, public hearings, rounds of SOWs and RFQs to potential contractors, 1/2 130
Reposted by Bromeliad MixtapeMaria Haskins @mariahaskins.com · 20/10/2025Come on over and help @apexmag.bsky.social get funded to keep publishing some excellent speculative short fiction! There is some excellent swag and offerings to check out. 078
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Thank you, dear Hookland. Lacing up my shoes in DC now, and wishing a couple of Drowned Dead could accompany us. 060
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Perfect! This is such a succinct capture of the inarticulate mood of dread that one feels at these junctures. In a completely different place and era, it could be applied to the escalating dread before the reveal of “the Man” in Pulp Fiction’s diner sequence. 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Aka the dude who killed his neighbor’s dog with a shovel. These are not sane people. 030
Reposted by Bromeliad MixtapeMarisol LeBrón @marisollebron.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Emergency press conference after Homeland Security and Immigration agents target the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture in Chicago 641169542
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Covering up a mass graves will take a while - that’s the message they’re sending here. 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Thank you as always for articulating what we all feel. I keep dreaming of being lost in the surf, unable to tell up from down as the water batters me and carries me away. 050
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 29/06/2025There is a Smithsonian in DC that recently replaced all its outdoor posters - featuring a gay Black artist, and the work of Brazilian artists - with plain text on black. It’s cowardice and the attempt of museum executives to save their asses. Some of them have no ethics: only the desire to survive. 020
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Who HESITATES when asked if the human race should endure? And how can he criticize surgery when he’s clearly had a ton of it? And adhere to Orthodox Christianity as a gay man? Incoherent, genocidal, hypocritical - how dare these rich fools try to rule us when they can’t form a logical thought. 051
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Nice to see you sleeping in for once, Skinner! You’re generally up studying and feeding cats by like 5:30…. 200
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Such a beautiful sight. Brave and proud - they will not be hidden or defeated. 040
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 14/06/2025This man has already murdered thousands by destroying USAID and will kill millions more now that aid is suspended. Every accusation a deflection for these serial killers. 020
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Well, Trumpie, I guarantee we’ll all be dancing in the streets when your own hideous diagnosis is leaked by one of your resentful quislings. 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My dad looked healthier and more vibrant in hospice at 90. 060
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025 WTF is a disaster season? If it’s meant to correspond to the fiscal year, why are they having just “a 90-minute meeting” about it on the 15th of fucking May to plan it out? Bit behind, isn’t he? 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Prediction: the technology will be advanced privately, and available only to the ultrarich, who will simply continue to lie about vaccines and publicly funded science to keep their drooling supporters on board. 080
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 30/04/2025It’s about 10 times worse than toddlerhood. (Granted, he was a sweet toddler.) 110
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Like this bald-headed string bean pussy will be ever on the front lines of ANYTHING. He’ll be hiding in the basement sobbing into his waifu doll about how it’s all so unfair. 030
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 24/04/2025They’re often wrong. They steal others’ work. They are enormous energy sucks. And they’re being crammed down our throats by billionaires who wish only to rob and enslave us. ISNT THAT ENOUGH? 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Talia, as a fellow Useless Eater, this is so good. Thank you. 020
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 31/03/2025They don’t care if other people die. In fact they prefer it. 040
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Why? Because new vaxes have been developed. Chicken pox. HPV. And please share any non-crazed sources supporting your “aggressive & excessive” claim, which is right-wing crunchy bullshit. 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Congratulations! May your battles always be successful. 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I’ve seen outlets saying there were fireworks in the trunk/frunk part of the car? 170
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Peons, serfs, slaves, and a ruling class spawned entirely from his own misshapen spermatazoa. 010
Reposted by Bromeliad MixtapeSawyer Hackett @sawyerhackett.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill. Congrats to DOGE on their first victory. 28264152719
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Fight for us - you’re one of the few who still will! 060
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Good lord, the remembrances this brings of the boys in fiction workshops maundering on about bosky slopes and the sibilance of winter winds…. 010
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I missed the butter-loving spaniel and demand a recount 120
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Hey we’ll all die of polio, but at least we’ll be skinny! WTAF, NPR? 000
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Clearly I chose the wrong career and should’ve focused on floofborb analysis. World needs this data. 010
Bromeliad Mixtape @bromeliad.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Wait, I thought the entire bird was the borb! Is the borb just, like, its tummy? 110
Reposted by Bromeliad MixtapeTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 17/09/2024i wrote about the anatomy of a pogrom -- how it starts with blood libel and escalates -- and what we're seeing now in springfield, OH: buttondown.com/theswordandt...buttondown.comAnatomy of a PogromMembers of Blood Tribe outside City Hall in Springfield, OH How does ethnic violence start, and how does it spread? Who uses it, and for what purpose? The... 221087467
