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Big Soft Halfskunk

@brokenhelix.bsky.social
18 followers 90 following 206 posts

Nobody's favorite! Too human for furries, too furry for humans, I'm your local in-between man. ☑️ Booty So Big no one can handle it.

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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And this is why Kangaroo ladies are everyone's favorite. But also a hazard.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The keepest.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And this goes in reverse too, digestion-buddies. I'm this weird blanket that sits over the top of the whole spectrum I guess. I'd say 'around' but the endo kids don't need the trauma of seeing what happens to the ones who like gettin' gurgled.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can never go wrong with rice and beans. That, spaghetti and chicken thigh have gotten me through the majority of my life.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That is an unreasonably adorable Creeper. I love her already!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Being designed to consume specifically liquid protein, I have the feeling that spider-people would be enthused to find out that Human partners just casually gift you a snack for oral sex.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Woah, what a pretty color, really pops against her dark plumage. Her eyes continue to be unfairly pretty.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
His mom.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You know it! And the more he's been snacking the more there is.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here's some more of my fat ass for no real reason. This is an old com I got from @daiidalus.bsky.social back in the day. Still one of my favorites, the body language carries just the right level of smug 'I know I'm hot, what about it?' energy.
A nude demi-skunk (Kyre), presenting his hindquarters to the viewer. His hips are wide and his ass is fat. His hefty nuts dangle before the vewpoint, and the bottom of his phallus can be seen hanging below them. His hair covers his eyes, but his cocky smirk is plain to see.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ah, the blue haired wife.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There it is, the summation of her entire existence. Poor thirsty birb. And it's like... I'd help but it's REALLY funny.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta. Clearly I need to up my game, I'm only 8x8 ft right now...
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to start posting my Nun-slaying Ultraporn™ at some point...
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Honestly? As someone who occasionally gets drawn by friends eating people, this is to me the single highest honor I can possibly be bestowed.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My absolute favorite BTAS villain. Since he's basically an Anti-Batman.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She cute! So anyway what is the most unreasonably large stack of pancakes I can order?
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well, this makes me feral.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's bitter!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
She's such a sweet li'l doofus, I love her a lot. ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Grumpy sassy demon milf ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jewel, my tiny business wife, you are the best girl. ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A nice vigorous prostate massage will help those fat nuts unburden themselves, you'll feel better in no time flat!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Those bunnymelons would have me breaking the sound barrier for sure. That's a heck of an invitation ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hoo, I never knew I needed merpony Rarity, but it turns out that I do. Dang.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Awww, the cuteness is off the charts! They're going to have the most adorably inane conversations.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can do!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If the Master Chief had a combo meal!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is the greatest thing.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I had to check twice to make sure you weren't casually eating her shirt sleeve. But honestly? That is some typical goat behavior anyway, I remember when one ate the roof fabric of a dude I knew's car, I thought it was hilarious at the time.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Joke's on you, I'm into that... Or, if I'm being accurate, that's typically inside me, at least until it's not.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
These are fun, but villains are selfish by default so they're often not great dates despite people assigning them tumblr sexyman status XD Still, good to give people a chance, sometimes they'll surprise you!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A most spectacular doll wife.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ms. Butterbean can get it any day of the week.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I dunno why, but this sounds correct.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's okay hon, you're technically classified as a type of vampire by most Westerners.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm playing Mortal Kombat 56 Pepoles edition!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I saw this and before reading it I was like "Is that Sabel?" Lo and behold XD
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Business Bugwife, you are the prettiest ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hnngh, braceface cutie. And that stubby tail wag is adorable.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Man... I was a FIEND for those things. I mean there's like, still the watered down version available, but the OG was where it's at.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You gotta take a perk for that.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
O shidd, he's really cute.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
German chocolate is my favorite cake, so I am stealing these techniques. In fact, I have already stolen them.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's the day after Easter so I'm going to belatedly post this just to be wrong. Easter Bunny Kyre, as done up by @okioppai.bsky.social I wanna say it was a YCH, but it was years ago so I have no idea.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was always hot for this one. Her design is fun, and the catseye glasses and the snarky demeanor really do it for me. Plus I can abuse cartoon design logic and say "Her hips are twice as wide as her shoulders"
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
She is adorably enthusiastic ♥
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Spoodl trying to get destroyed over here. I have the distinct feeling it'll be a successful try.
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pink House? More like Ass House!
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Big Soft Halfskunk @brokenhelix.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The rawest and the heaviest!
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