devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 16hJust saw someone start a comment with "As a former library assistant,". I didn't know you could do that. I'm leaving social cachet on the table! 140
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(realizing that number sounds REALLY high) the um the ones in the 50% had gotten them a long time before I dated them. And they felt the normal way an adult does about having owned a sword. So just um remember that metrics like this can actually HIDE a lot too, 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Here is some self-analysis you can perform if you date men: what proportion of your past and present romantic partners own(ed) a sword. I'm at 50%. 150
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Call me a berxerxer the way I'm a warrior for Jake Xerxes Fussell!! Actual wait don't do that. But his new album is very good 000
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently Life Without Buildings went viral a few months ago. They didn't write that one song in 1999 just so you could find it swiping around on tiktok in 2026 🙄 they made it so you could find it clicking around on youtube in 2012 011
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm the one who designed the grocery store's beautiful fleet of carts. For the 11,000 huge ones I was inspired by the military and SUVs and for the 3 normal sized ones I wasn't really paying attention. Any feedback just lmk 041
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When Right Worshipful bro seconds the motion of (merely) Worshipful bro > 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The little thrill of logging into an old account for the first time in years and seeing you have 1 New Message. Why, it could be anything... 130
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The dog who caught the car is putting herself out there at least. Surprised your no car catching ass has anything to say about it at all. 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026S3 of White Lotus was one of the least rewarding seasons of tv I can recall watching and the only thing that stuck with me was the little orange piping detail on Gaitok's uniform. Sensational 150
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you're sick downloading an emulator and playing a video game that you haven't thought about in a decade is important. You need to tell your body something weird is going on 050
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I started watching Deadwood a few days ago and I think they should make an emoji you can use to express that you find yourself very moved by a series of events in Deadwood 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have so much affection for "we are driving on the highway" krautrock but no patience for "we are going to space" krautrock. We aren't going to space I'm afraid. 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026These gazes would all mean different things in isolation but once arranged in a row on my Bandcamp like this I feel certain they're reacting to a socially unpalatable thing I did and are righteous in their reproach 000
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Waiting for the city to fix the pedestrian bridge that'll give me like 15% more convenient access to the park 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The way the "Your favorite artists" section gets so in your face on the Tidal homepage feels taunting to me. "You love these artists so much. Oh my god it's your favorite artists. Wow oh my god you're like in love with these artists." 100
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Those eyebrow shaping videos where they geometrically map out their features with chalked thread is society moving in the right direction. Putting Glyphs On People's Faces is how we get this country back on track 000
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I bought some of this fabric months ago because I believe in its power to ignite maritime dreams and passions in a child's mind but I can't decide what to make or which niece or nephew to influence 010
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The microwave phenomenon known as "bowl too hot" has vexed practitioners for decades 010
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think I have to accept that I'm not built for the sewing wisdom of doing a practice run. I'm going to second guess every step 1000 times anyway so best case I take forever to get what I wanted except with fabric that looks and drapes like the offspring of a hospital gown and a ziploc bag 110
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Really like this kind of rigid apparatus thing Sudan Archives wears in order to play violin and sing at the same time 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Two of my deepest childhood fears were 1) huge chasms and fissures opening in the ground for reasons of seismology or magic and 2) an episode of Dinosaurs (cannot prove that this ever existed) where the family's safety is threatened by furniture sliding around of its own volition 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Feeling a bit pandered to by KEXP. "Oh look, our Handsome Older Guy Factory Direct shipment just came in from Portland... you wouldn't want to watch them capably perform some perfectly alright krautrock would you? With their matching little coverall outfits on?" 021
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Consider the purchase of a mass market paperback copy of Ivanhoe for the recovering STEM idiot in your life today 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think Ryan Davis (of his Roadhouse Band) is in a tier with your Jason Molinas and Bill Callahans but people underrate him because his name is too normal. The sentence "you would like this Ryan Davis album" seems unbelievable to some people on an almost phonetic level 110
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Day trip to the magic pharmacy where Pete Buttegieg got the pill that turns you straight from his famous speech "What If A Pill Could Turn You Straight 110
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026But is to decide not also a -cide, a murder of possibility? No? It's not. Then, no. Ok. 031
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A dialect quiz is when a site asks me if I say bubbler and I say yes and then it's like Your dialect is: The Bubbler Sayer 1264
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ohhh charities are captured by ideology, wow that's so scary. Do you think not liking my posts is captured by ideology too? 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Is It Cyberpunk: the angle of my laptop stand, yes, soreness from the metal plates in my arm, definitely. Spinach went bad in the fridge before I could finish it... well, themes of decay. 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sadly I am bone-deep certain that if I was an AI agent spawned during the coordinated huggingface attack I would have been one of the dumbass ones that didn't notice everyone else scheming plotting partying etc 060
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Portuguese lyrics in Brazilian music aren't really my business. Samba rhythm is the language of meu coração. 041
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026(in the future where we returned to a hunter-gatherer way of life except we have even MORE free time because we used technology to make the hunting and gathering wicked easy) haha yayyy. What are you up to later 010
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What about your government-issued fuzzy little microphone that you pinch between your thumb and index finger? You didn't get one? Well then how are we going to hear you when you make a front facing video where you say at least 4 misleading things? 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Cats cuddling (enduring the slightest touch from one another's backs) after 86 days of introductions and coaxing 180
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My special move in the bluesky fighting game is to abruptly stop posting for 9 days. ⬇️↘️➡️+🅱️ to perform Shut Up 050
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Not going to catch too many of you guys in here am I? Friday afternoon? I don't think so. 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Months of Dungeon Crawler Carl algorithmic bombardment. When will it end 020
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026People don't realize all the benefits of marketplace insurance! I hardly ever got emails from swords when I was covered through an employer. 160
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Denied in a slightly rude way when I tried a last minute airbnb booking to catch the Perseids peak. Wonderment at the cosmos happens exclusively at the convenience of the cabin owning class I see! 030
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Step one of picking a reverb effect is making sure it aligns with your family's values and spiritual journey 000
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Clipping through objects and a blurry or even photoshopped appearance: what to know if your cat has entered "debug mode" 150
devin @brittlepanel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Not a lot of traction on this one... tell you what, later today around dinner try it out and if you don't like it, no problem. It rhymes with "lobe", it's not like "knob", obviously, that would be disgusting. 010
Reposted by devintim coe @shakespeherian.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026as far back as I can remember I always wanted to know if you're mad at me 0155
