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@britthates.bsky.social
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You see what this looks like, right?" some thoughts on Primetime and the questions it doesn't attempt to interrogate — because we aren't, either. www.patreon.com/britthayes/p...
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
James Patterson looks like if they made a Paul Schrader who didn’t fuck
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
she's startin
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
oh did adam sandler officiate the taylor and travis wedding?
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lily-Rose Depp is so brave for this
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
jeremy strong is back in Special Boy mode
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i found my old LiveJournal, in case you were wondering what the 20-year-old version of me thought of the Michael Keaton film White Noise
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
like we're all aware this is happening but it still sounds stupid insane in a sentence
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hardly a new observation but fans have been given entirely too much power. it's embarrassing.
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
in case you missed it, i wrote a Saw pop-up book! details + pre-order info at the link (subscribe for free to read all about it) www.patreon.com/posts/156992...
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
in this week's newsletter: a book announcement! www.patreon.com/posts/pre-or...
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
they say it’s impossible to improve on perfection but these mfs have done it again. do you remember when Gushers were good? Nerds remembers
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
love Greta Leta
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
she looks like in The Last Unicorn when the unicorn turns into a beautiful lady
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Madame Web has arrived and she likes nachos
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
added Lydia Tár to my Tomodachi island
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i love how Charles Melton’s character is such a sensitive young man
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Beef Season 2 is so good
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Charles Melton in Beef S2 is giving Paul Baker in Adults and now i would like them to kiss
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
has the tech industry tried KYaaS (kill yourself as a service)?
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
that's the good shit. @davidehrlich.bsky.social on the hell that is visiting an alamo drafthouse in 2026:
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
they are trying to pathologize complaining, the only thing we have left
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
wig technology really hasn't changed much
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
they are discovering things we’ve never heard of on tubi
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
doing the most unemployed shit imaginable
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
starting to think there's something wrong with culture rn
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"here's a podcast" is the centrist lib version of "thoughts and prayers." useless.
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i’m always saying
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
what is the opposite of spielberg face
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"So many of the platforms that have come to dominate our daily lives were born out of the simple desire to see women exposed. Objectification isn’t a bug; it’s a feature." excellent piece from @sophiegilbert.bsky.social: www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh fuck off
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
a little preview of tomorrow’s Memory Holed…
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Tom Cruise IS Digger
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
are the publicists okay
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Ethan Hawke: I recently played a journalist taking on violent white supremacists in a small town. How many white supremacists do you know? Sydney Sweeney: My jeans.
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
it’s his day
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
i have semen, greg, could you felch me
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
this article is a rich text
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
it tastes like key lime with blue. there’s like a baja whisper. the whipped cream is just sugar oil. the texture is the biggest subject of conversation. “it can’t be compared to anything because it’s not based on anything real.” “like pudding but thick jello.” “uncanny.” i kind of like it
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
about to get baja blasted
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
had to look up this guy because he looks like AI and you would never *believe* what his government name is
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
this part hit me so hard. i have these same thoughts constantly
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Stephen Miller's housewarming party
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
same
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