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Arthur Kirkland

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️ 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎! 𝙸’𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢! ☕️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 || HETALIA ENGLAND PARODY ACCOUNT ||

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delete this
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Mip SF Cartoon Character by Campfire
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't act all smug, you over-dressed Mediterranean brat! Stay away from him! He's not interested, so back off!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💢💢💢 BACK UP, YOU USELESS LITTLE PORT TOWN!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
. . . Whatever.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
👉😒👈 lalalalalala i cant hear you i cant hear dumb idiot children
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He started it.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My boyfriend loves it when I'm a cunt! It keeps things interesting. I'm sure you and your boyfriend know nothing about interesting.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, grow up. You're not an edgy, emo, "it's not just a phase" teenager anymore. Didn't I teach you to have some class, grace and decorum?!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At least my boyfriend doesn't have to take a 24 hour non-stop flight just to put up with me.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm lonely, am I?
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't speak to your father that way.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing is 'wrong' with it, Yao, I just don't like this guy. Your pets are cute.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You were so lonely as a kid you literally sent spam mail to other countries begging them to notice you.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looney Tunes ass character 😭😭😭
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm terribly sorry, but does Em...ul..? live in a bloody petting zoo?! Leon, come home this instant and get away from that oversized pigeon.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You better pick soon, lad, I'm not waiting here all day for you to go back and forth. [He's reaching into his wallet to prepare some cash, squinting at the menu to see how much it is. He scoffs and shakes his head, mumbling under his breath] A fiver for a single cone... Disgusting.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chocolate mint?! [He seems almost disturbed. He was about to insult Peter's ice cream type but paused. He forced himself to smile and squeeze Peter's shoulder.] Sure. We'll get you... Chocolate mint... [Weird kid. He looks at the flavours, suddenly lighting up!] OooHoohoo! Rum raisin!!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Once he was calm enough, he stands and stretches before walking over to Peter.] Anything catch your eye, lad? What are you thinking?
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Once they're both inside, Arthur stops, he was going to make a funny comment, but God he couldn't catch his breath. He pants heavily for a while before chuckling breathlessly.] I think I forgot how old I was. Jesus. Be grateful you're young and healthy, Peter... God. [He might have to sit down‐]
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm sure they'll pay you a visit one day, lad. [He looks over at the ice cream place before smirking playfully.] Race you over there! [He's starting to run ahead.]
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It'd do you some good to keep my name out of your mouth, Yong-soo. Lest you forget the number of times I've saved your ass. And I'm not speaking about just diplomatic support.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He'd love to play chase with you. [He smiles and hums.] Well... Let's see... When I was building your fort way back then, I was visited by lots of nosy mermaids. They were so curious about you. They came from all over. I even saw a few of the Nordic's friends!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antonio I'm genuinely going to beat the shit out of you.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Of course they got in trouble. More from his boss than himself, though, he always had a soft spot for those kids. [Talking as they walk!!] And my magical friends would love to meet you, too! Especially Flying Mint Bunny, he'd love you. And he'd love flying around your little sea fort.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[He hesitates before his smile turns a little more mischievous. He leans in and lowers his voice as if telling a secret.] You know... When I was a kid, I was staying with Rome for a little while. And one time, I got so mad that I... Well, rather on purpose, broke one of the marble —
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[He stares for a moment. The panic, the fear of being degraded by his own big brother. Yikes. That's hitting close to home. Does he really want to be like his own brothers? Peter is still a kid, and he's calling him names....] [He sighs and places his hands on Peter's shoulders, crouching —
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[He's burying his head in his hands and borderline sobbing. He hates it here HE HATES IT HERE. He groans and rubs his face before looking up at him.] Were you playing ball inside the house again?! I thought I told you to stop doing that, you idiot. I told you, you were going to break something. —
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WHAT?! WHICH ONE. [if it's one of the ones he was gifted from Yao or Kiku, he might actually throw Peter into the ocean and leave him to rust...]
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Thalia Karpusi @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ, ᴍʏ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ?” “ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ... ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ...” ⋆༺𓆩🏛️𓆪༻⋆⋆༺𓆩🏛️𓆪༻⋆ // About the account \\ - 18+ - NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW - serious // crack - multishipper - mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈
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Dance Hercules
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah. That makes sense. "I see. An Italian. No wonder you have a similar attitude to Lovino." Well... Free drinks is free drinks. "I'll come along, if you're buying, of course. It'd be rude to refuse."
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blink. He looks at Giovanni, trying to connect dots. "Right. Remind me who you are again, chap?" Is he just being rude or does he genuinely not remember? Tune in to find out!
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes and I understand that you're mad, but it's rather unrefined to fight like a child about it. You're only encouraging him by continuing it. And besides, there are worse things he could've said about Emu. Emee? Amy? Whatever his name is.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leon, behave yourself. I taught you better than to engage in fights like this. Can't we just have one meeting without giving the world a migraine?
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alfred, no throwing your brother. [--> doesnt really care.]
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least I don't have to explain it to Roderich. I'm sure I can explain.... us... to Francis... [Reaching out to touch his stomach.] I will be the best father I can. Barely present and incredibly neglectful. For you. For us.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[He.... he has to sit down...] Are... Are we keeping it?
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I.... I thought we wore protection....
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A multilateral framework?! Don't make me laugh, Matthew! Do you have any idea what happens when you try to cooperate on maritime borders? You get French trawlers sneaking into your English Channel, completely throwing off the 2026 quota agreements! [GLARING AT FRANCIS.]
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
💢💢 HEY!! I WAS DRUNK!! In the nicest way possible Antonio, fuck you.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can go where I please, Spaniard. You're just jealous people actually like me.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, if we WANT to talk about serious stuff, I have prepared several presentations regarding the rise of tariffs, cybersecurity protocols, and food security based in the more agricultural nations.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hit tweet follow me for more bangers
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Matthew Williams @mapleleafed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝙽𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁 // About the account \\ - 18+ - NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW - serious // crack - multishipper - mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got myself some fish and chips from the chippy down the road! Very lovely. 10/10, do recommend.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well... I suppose if they're treating you nicely... And they love you... [Makes it so he doesn't have to play babysitter... win-win!] I'm glad you found a family who actually like you, Peter. You're a good kid, deep down. Now, let's order that food. I'm feeling awfully peckish.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[He's a little bit shocked that they don't feed him British food,,,] D-Do they feed you at all?! Maybe I should start packing you meals before you go back, after all, my food is far superior than whatever the Nordic's throw together.
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[basically this. getting his Arthur Juice all over Gilbert.]
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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I imagine the metal detectors don't appreciate you very much? [He's chuckling at his own joke. Though he is taking a peak at the bag of snacks...] I suppose, I'm not really in the mood for cooking. What do you fancy? Fish and chips? Chinese? Sushi?
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