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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How am I supposed to ever get any work done 🤷‍♂️

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate international breaks but this feels like a good time for one. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Feels like that’s that doesn’t it. Still haven’t even mustered a shot. Will have to be some fucking second half… #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What a shite goal. Can’t say it’s not deserved though #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My prediction for tonight is I haven’t got a scooby. Could win comfortably… could lose comfortably badly… could draw 0-0 or 3-3. I’ll go with an optimistic #LUFC 1-2 #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Almost perfect… just need Murphy outta there! Elanga injured in the warmup or something!? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Not the prettiest but a very decent start for Matty J on paper. Leeds and Hull next… #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We’ve had 22 shots, yet I don’t really feel like we’ve ever threatened. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have not changed my mind. They just don’t offer anything, even vs Championship opponents. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Only big Nandy P can save us now 🇧🇪 👀 #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We should have the option to mute commentators and just enjoy the game. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Listened to the Oppo view on True Faith and apparently Millwall have 13 senior players out injured (several starters). Lots of fans have already written this game off. They don’t need extra fixtures. What could possibly go wrong… #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Do we reckon Nandy P is getting his full debut tomorrow? I think he’ll probably be in the bench against. Also a bit worried Millwall are going to snap him in half. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ref has fucking stifled this game from the 1st minute. Absolutely honking, as standard. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Commentator said 21-year-old Spaniard. Jesus Christ… where do they find these people!? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fucking come on MFP!!! Let’s break this curse. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rob Jones is the epitome of this. Trying to show everyone who’s boss now. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

MFP on for Willock, Wissa into the 10? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Elanga gets booked for jumping up in the air. Ah, football is back… #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Clearly I forgot it was Bournemouth… 🙄 #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hmm, good lads but not sure I love this. Willock is a sick note and Murphy just isn’t good enough. Hope we don’t regret this. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There it is. Proceed with caution…. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think he might be the nicest bloke who’s ever played for us. Comes across as so genuine and humble. Could have a massive career at #NUFC 🤞 youtu.be/KFscoDIo5jU?...

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Mate who supports Spurs messaged me with “tbh we both look shit”. Speak for yourself my friend, we’re fucking cooking! #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s really, really important we stay grounded and don’t get carried away. It’s 2 games. BUT WE’RE WINNING THE FUCKING LOT ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Jamie Carragher gagging for a Spurs pen for a light coming together 🙄

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Good time for the HT whistle. We look a bit pish… as do Spurs to be fair. I trust Jaissle to spot issues and try to address them though. What a refreshing and unfamiliar feeling. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Has anyone ever become a ref who didn’t have a really hard time at school? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don’t think we need to be mad Sandro. I feel completely indifferent about him. Came in, did alright, left for a massive profit. Cool. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fucking love Jaissle getting in the ref’s ear for 5 minutes after the game. I’m here for it. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolutely love Jaissle’s subs. Probably cus they seem to br the subs I’d make and I obviously know best as an armchair warrior 😎 😂

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Was just thinking this. We’ve been lacking a Dedić for so long. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m a huge fan of Liverpool being ripped off, but hard to disagree that a £60m bid is very competitive. Have I missed something with him? He’s done ok there… but £80m!?

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can we do an old school unveiling before the match later? Feel like we haven’t done that for ages… Gordon and Ashby? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Can’t we get the fucking cans out yet!? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It really feels like we could finish anywhere between 5th and 17th this season. No idea what to expect. Optimist in me thinks maybe we could push for a fringe European spot (7-8). Realist thinks top 10 would be a decent finish and give us something to build on. Ideally with a good cup run. #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Didn’t get to see the game today… were we shite? Seems to be quite a bit of negatively about again. Surely that was pretty much our second string though… #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

When was the last time we had a half decent free kick taker? Tripps was ok for this first few months… but other than that? Cabaye? #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Yep, could be a short stop off if he’s anywhere near as good as he looks. #NUFC

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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 15/08/2026

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have agreed deal with Benfica to sign Amar Dedić, here we go! 🇧🇦 Deal in place at €35m package with sell-on included for Benfica. Portuguese club wanted Dedić to stay but player wanted #NUFC move as top priority and excited to work with Matthias Jaissle.

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hojbjerg wasn’t quite who I had in mind but I don’t hate it. Would bring a boat load of experience to a team full of school children, and without making much of a dent in our transfer kitty 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Big new signing announcement today would do nicely lads 👀 #NUFC

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BristolMagpie @bristolmagpie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m actually ready for a manager who goes screaming up and down the touchline and gets at the 4th official. Always loved Eddie’s calm head but it’s time for a different flavour. #NUFC

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