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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 11/12/2024

reposting some of my banger tweets on blue sky because I am pathetic and desperate for approval from strangers online

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 11/12/2024

Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/11/2024

New stupid unfunny gimmick feature just dropped

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/11/2024

today I walked 6km and had sushi for lunch :)

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 20/11/2024

my brain is rotten to the core

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Reposted by @bristermitten.me

Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/10/2024

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 27/10/2024

imagine if the lyrics to that ksi song were “from the hawk tuah spit on that thing” haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 27/10/2024

This label on my toilet paper pisses me off so bad because wtf is the life hack?? “Buy our product”???

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 21/10/2024

hello everyone please like my “tweet” (formerly known as xeet (formerly known as post (formerly known as bleet)))

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 17/09/2024

say my name. you’re heisenberg say my pronouns he/they you’re goddamn right

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 03/09/2024

backtracking to “the bar” after reaching level 18 to see the new area I’ve unlocked 😎🔥

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 01/06/2024

Implemented perhaps my prettiest error message yet!! It suggests fixes for typos AND potential missing imports Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 20/05/2024

As a feminist I consider all olives queens

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 16/05/2024

After years of grinding I’m finally *technically* a professional overwatch player 🥲

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 07/05/2024

Custom data type and pattern matching support in Elara github.com/ElaraLang/elara

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 25/04/2024

When you build your house on sticks all it takes is a gust of wind to make it crumble (This message is too deep for the average person to understand)

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 17/04/2024

Streets are calling me “the guy that burned the rice” the way that I… well… umm

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 18/03/2024

she shaking her protein till i give her a protein shake (sex joke)

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 19/01/2024

call me a apple based baked dessert the way i crumble when i get spooned

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/12/2023

Favourite albums of 2023 :3 If you disagree with any of these i hope you die

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 25/12/2023

Merry christmas to all. Time for a fine day of insulting strangers online

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 15/12/2023

I have been blocking every single advert I see for the past few months and while it definitely feels like I see a lot fewer ads, the ones I do see are all like this

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 15/12/2023

instagram pizza group chat theme,.. With epic bacon! 🤤🤤🤤

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/10/2022

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do not care #MyTwitterAnniversary

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 30/12/2021

My Operating System tier list... who agrees? #linux #windows #macOS

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bristermitten.me @bristermitten.me · 03/11/2021

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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