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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

2 hours of sleep so I canceled my day and went to see my favorites

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Finally caught an F1 race at the very start. I might now be hooked. Late to the party, per usual.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Why is mattress shopping so difficult. I just want a Cali king that stays cool but not too cold with a firm but soft-ish feel. Not a bunch of memory foam, but still a layer of foam. And a base that will actually stay put. I AM IN A RABBIT HOLE OF TORTURE.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Took tomorrow off so I'm up late binge watching Home Improvement. Released in 1991?! UUHHAAHH

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Went to a concert on a school night, and ended up taking an accidental 4 hour nap. Rip my sleep schedule.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

From snowy to sunburn. Great weekend of football.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I almost lost a toe to this false spring bullshit. Yes, I should have worn my snowboots... but come on??!

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Is everyone in a bad mood today, wtf?

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

People taking calls in Smoothie King with the blenders going full chaos mode. Why?

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Did Shrinking's Season 2 finale have to make me cry so damn hard.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I don't have a face that shouts "Please, come chat with me!" Yet all week, it's been nothing but strangers stopping me to have a conversation. What in the...

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Blucifer @realblucifer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

not to be political but i would die for this giraffe

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Are there actually NO Pelicans fans?

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I need these kids to stop puking outside the gym. Fucking landmines out here. 🤢

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Mile High Mario @milehighmario.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Who wants to come hang with us??

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Ziggi's asks for "a good name" for your order... so I *I dunno if it's good'd* them. Why am I like this? I feel like I'm in a 'Don't become your parents' commercial.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Quit trying to make Joe Flacco a thing again.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

It'd be killer if my brain didn't feel like it had bees in it right now.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I got auntie time tonight. Little dude was playing with the remote. Wacked himself in the head. I am fired.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

My pho place just brings me my order now. 😭

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

The 2nd Annual @letstalkbroncos.bsky.social Draft Watch Party April 24th 5:30 PM The Rock Restaurant & Bar 22934 E Smoky Hill Rd, Aurora, CO 80016 Come join the crew! @milehighmario.bsky.social @zachsegars.bsky.social Joey Richards, & more!

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I guess I'll just sit here forever

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

My CC is about to expire, I ordered a new one because I hadn't received an updated one yet. I got my new one, used it today - Got new new replacement today... well, don't need that. *shred* Went to use my card this evening.. gone. Had the old on me, thankfully. But now I gotta order a new one...

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Long live Barrel Man @artlovato.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

@brimaestas.bsky.social great to hear you on the radio last night, you are awesome!

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

One of my favorite things to do is tell the 15 yr old that all Metallica sounds the same. He gets annoyed and starts playing random songs, and I guess Enter Sandman for all of them. It's the little things.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I have binged so much Yellowjackets in the last 48 hours; addictingly good. Also, Randy Walsh is my uncle. Lol

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

The dreaded: I washed the bedding and now have to make the bed, but it's 30 minutes past my bedtime conundrum.

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Blucifer @realblucifer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

felt cute might delete later

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Will society ever grasp the zipper merge?

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Listen, I signed the waiver. I'm not NOT going to jump at the trampoline park. Rip to my bones.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I was woken up at 3am to the sound of HOWLING. There was a large and loud family of coyotes. Out in front of the house. Gave me a spook.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I have picked the wobbliest of tables to eat my pho at. Might be the straw that breaks me.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

The children are sitting 3 feet from each other, watching different videos, shout-talking to each over the volume of the TV. I might be overstimulated.

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Hey Google? How to be less awkward during a pedicure??

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Bri Maestas 🦇 @brimaestas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The worst part of the tattoo process isn't the deed, or the swelling, or the peeling. It's trying to shower. WHY MUST IT BURN.

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