Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I need to not be so type B sometimes. It’s a holiday weekend, my flight leaves in less than 2 hours and I’m still 20 mins from the airport. I have the audacity to have luggage I didn’t prepay for either 🥴 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Got my man to take my trash out. Hope he realizes that he now has a chore at Barbie’s dream house 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Proud of myself for chopping and freezing veggies I know I won’t use before they go bad! 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m seriously undecided. Feed in braids with some boho pieces in the front, knotless, or Senegalese twists? Send help! 110
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This man is an indica warrior and I’m a sativa queen. No wonder I fall asleep every time I go over there. All I do is eat, get cold, and go to sleep 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Mad I put milk in this bowl of cereal and now my stomach is saying never mind 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I told this man about what full moons do for me and now I’m a werewolf 😂 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I love that I live walking distance from things like restaurants and bars. Lemme get full and tipsy then walk home 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Is Kenzie about to start an only fans after this? #loveisland 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Favorite compliment of the day, “I met my match in you” Call me big mama! 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’ve swallowed 2 cherry pits this weekend. Am I gone grow a cherry tree? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Have I watched the last 2 episodes of Love Island? No. Am I planning to vote tonight? Yes. Sue me 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I might have quit cooking for a while and I’m not even mad at it. I just need to find a place that makes decent Mac n cheese because that’s what I have a taste for currently 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Whoever said that love island is available after 8:30 deserved a kiss in the mouth 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Mr flirty neighbor saw me getting out my car again and asked if I got his phone number he left on my car. I told him no. Fake took his number. I gotta put on some big girl panties to deal with this obviously 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Week 1 of summer school is over and my throat has a lil tickle to it. Keep yall sick ass kids at home! 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Yesterday my neighbor asked me if I was single and I said until I’m married. Today I go to my car and his name and number are on a gum package. What do I do? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I live less than a mile from a dispensary and they have decent deals 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I hope I don’t fall asleep at this movie because a girl is tired 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Dude who has me smitten wants to go on a third date tomorrow. Third date in 2 weeks. Let’s see how I feel about him in a few more weeks 120
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Apparently watching tonight’s love island wasn’t enough drama for me because I’m rewatching the Bear 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I went on a second date with a handsome, childless, educated, man and we yapped for hours. Let’s see what happens 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026That man rubbed my right calves, cuddled me, and dicked me down. I need some alone time 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I been joking with my daddy that he needed to get the shingles vaccine because he’s a boomer who had chicken pox in college. 40 years later who went to the hospital twice for shingles? My daddy 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Just two big niggas, a semi useless dolly, and a 4th floor apartment 😂 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026A dude I used to talk to and a dude I’m currently talking to finished moving me into my apartment. I love this for me 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I should have gone to dinner with my coworkers. I been tryna get out this parking spot for at least 10 mins 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I want my baddies chain. I successfully wore my wedges to graduation and in flat footed as hell. Also, I walked 3000 steps at least in said wedges around the damn convention center 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Today was the last day of school. Tomorrow is key turn in day and we have an illegal meeting at 8 AM. I was gonna get there when I get there. Why you making me come to a meeting at 8? 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I think that man’s dick had some melatonin in it because why am I tryna go to sleep at 7:18 PM? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026And I get my rent discounted for June. Small favors 🤘🏾 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I moved and I’m calling my new place Barbie’s penthouse because I live on the 4th floor. I had a heavy package delivered and the elevator isn’t working… 200
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I love a mumu but sleeping in an oversized soft tee shirt just does something for me 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why would you FaceTime me early in the morning unprovoked? I’m not answering that 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Whenever my egg headed ex would act up I would be pissed because why you short, unattractive, and have this much audacity? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Somebody who I matched via Facebook dating in 2024 text me yesterday and was saying he wanted to know what he did wrong. Sir, who are you? Why do you think I know what you did wrong? We never even met in person 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My students graduate next Friday. I’m currently taking down my micro braids. Do I come braids or auntie pixie cut for graduation? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My apartment complex elevator works finally but it’s raining 😂 do I move some shit in or nah? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My schedule for next year has 4 preps. I’m ready to cry because what? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was at a man’s house last night and did not sleep well. The dick was good but I’m sleepy 😫 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I moved this weekend to an apartment that cuts my work commute in half. Guess who made it to work on time today? 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I put unleaded 88 in my car today… let’s see how this goes 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026A coworker pointed at my collarbone and told me I’m sick because she can see it. Babe, I worked hard so you can see it. Leave me alone! 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It’s secret staff spirit week at work. Tomorrow is crazy hair day and a bald man asked me what he should do tomorrow. I never cackled so hard before in life 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My job did a signing day for the seniors. The valedictorian and the student ranked #5 (who are dual enrolled at colleges in the area) fought at the ceremony. Anyways, it’s 15 days left this year 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It’s my AKAversary, my half birthday, and teacher appreciation week. I deserve to be treated to all the goodies 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Mad that I finally got on top of a car and was acting scared to shake sumn. In my defense, the car is small and I still think I’m a big body Benz 100
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It’s teacher appreciation week. Send love to your fave educators. We’re severely overworked and underpaid! 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The pregnant and sober peeps still want an NA wine or beer sometimes 000
Brit @brilliantlybrit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The men who get on dating sites and probe women about their dating life instead of trying to get to know a woman throw me every time. Do you want me or the man who wants to date me? 000