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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ohhhhh, So the reason fourth wing is poorly written is because the SCRIBES translated it. It's not Rebecca's fault. It's the scribes.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm dry heaving over my pup. She. is. perfect. Take a break from scrolling and look at Princess HotDog take nap

Baby pup sleeping with it's whole pudding cup aimed skyward

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Figure out what you are, and be the ever-living crap out of that thing. Then find the people willing to put up with it." - Travis Deverell

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man... Books are the coolest. Tomes full of escapism and sprinkled with tidbits of wisdom. You never know what you're gonna read that fixes the part of your brain you struggle that hardest with, and I LOVE that.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Who woulda thought we'd all be defending Macklemore?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Google ordered to pay 425million to Class action for data privacy breaches. Million. With an M. Who. The fuck. Cares? So every gets $4.17 for the trouble? 425million is a slap on the wrist... the company could afford to lose 10,000 more cases like this before declaring bankruptcy

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

>Be me >Log into a Facebook for the first time in years. >Cringe.exe >was I really like this at 18? >scroll through an ocean of thin blue line profile overlays >close browser

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

HF is taking a Nuh-night for a little while. Between holidays and scheduling we're a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil eepy. we'll be back in February

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you don't kill someone in book 1, is it even worth reading?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Book lines that go hard: "You make us sound like tyrants" "Thats the thing...you are if you want to be"

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love when my dog does this. I wish she did it on command 🥰🫠 Gotta wait till she sleepy and then stroke her head once, and boom. Instant Smacked chops

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hope you know your game isn't allowed to suck now. You mentioned the GOTY award sweeper and compared yourself to it. Goodluck Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG | GamesRadar+ share.google/K2FcuiOQOVTX...

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Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG

"We're set in a different part of Dungeons and Dragons"

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My favorite niche internet story is the one of Emily Hopkins and Goth Egg. Tiktok paraded the insane resemblance between a professional harpist to a sex worker on the platform, they paraded so hard and SO LOUD that they've become best buds who go to ren faires together.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Mogo doesn't socialize. LMAO ok, Lanterns is pretty good.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I don't have recipes. ( • •) ( • •)>⌐◥▶◀◤ (⌐◥▶◀◤) I work on food builds for unranked Kitchen meta

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I didn't know vets had hospitalization. Like over night? This was a hard way to find out, and I miss her already. This is gonna be a long 12 hrs

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The movie Obsession is DEEPLY unsettling. Best horror movie of the year. I almost can't believe it was a budget film

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

POV: you're a tennis ball on the brink of death, when all of a sudden you hear "Phhhool, yur thole ith rine"

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Never anoint me with oil, Never write me a novel, Someone invite me to play RPGs

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The theme of the week is: no activities for me rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I wonder who else like eating edibles and then trying to roleplay? I should write a book about the benefits of roleplay therapy while sublimating with drugs. Is that a thing?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

When you say "Hedge Maze" do you mean that it isn't recognized by Mazes of nobility?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

People talk about Jennifer Anniston not aging in 40 years but I wanna know how Amy Sedaris hasn't aged in 50 years.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Not sleepy, but exhausted? Not tired, but no desire to get up and go? Hatred all time. Not depression, because have puppy. What is?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Indiana, I am soooo sorry you have to carry this fat whiny baby for 35 years while it eats all your taxes and resources while giving NOTHING back to you

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

If Jared Leto does, then I can too.

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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The pens I have been gushing about and loving for the first time since the Sharpie Medium Points DO NOT WORK ON MY GAMETEE UK DM'S NOTEBOOK AND I AM BEYOND DEVASTATED

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Christ, how do people watch this show with dry eyes!? My GODS

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Finally got around to making a chat studio for stream. Her I am watching some 'Witch Hat Atelier', but there's a few fun surprises I spent a whole day hiding in the crevices.

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

CORRECTION, THIRTY BUCKS FROM GOAL!!!!

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It's the last day, and she's only $60 from reaching goal!!! Come support!!

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The two genders: did you drink water today? And did you lotion your skin?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

All lady dnd podcast where they discuss how to min max your characters in TTRPGs and also how to be a player people want at their tables. "Respecced Women"

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My daytime work is eating my soul in tiny bites... send more casting calls pls

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I'm testing something, how do people who follow me feel about Mango Chutney?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

WHAT IS MICHAEL GRAVES DISEASE? LMFAOOOO

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Forgot to post my level patches!! I have level 11 too but no spoilers. 8 is my favorite, what's yours?

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

We weren't allowed to take pictures after the author interview, but guess who i almost collided with BEFORE the show? Neeeeeew Achievement: technically not against the rules. Reward: apparently bitches DO get rewards

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Cancelling the episode tonight for a medical whoopsie! Everyone is ok but we'll be back in 2 weeks! <3 see ya then

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Who is ready for pandemic 2, electric buh...i can't...not again man

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Chris Escalante @brightdystopia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

"Are we infinite enough?" What a show

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