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Brie Harley Oswalt

@brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social
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Rageaholic, arsonist, pervert, scientist, bomb maker, hacktivist, MILF "The most diabolical foe I have ever encountered, a ghost, a shadow, an enigma" - some Unit 8200 dork All posts are officially satire unless stated otherwise. I can’t be sued 🤙🖕

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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you give me a binary choice between antisemite and genocide supporter, I’ll take antisemite any day of the week. Forever. Obviously.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You’re not antisemitic for opposing war crimes. You’re not hateful for grieving the dead. You’re not dangerous for wanting an end to impunity.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If America enters a significant recession, which I believe it is already in, will Trump supporters hold him to account? I doubt it
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I really hope Dems are building an incredible criminal case against Musk. They’re probably not though
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Musk found dead in premises attached to SpaceX launch facilities!!!! Ketamine overdose suspected
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Toy Story 2 except we guillotine Jeff Bezos
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Jurassic Park except we hunt and kill billionaires
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
In the Fartnited Shits of Assmerica, the only people more imbecilic than voters are the people they elect.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Scott Bessent to be charged with rape tomorrow, some are saying. Huge if true.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Toy Story except we defenestrate Pam Bondi
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Grinch except we flay Howard Lutkin
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Star Wars except we boil Marco Rubio
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Home Alone 2 except we bludgeon Trump to death
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Blue Lagoon except we drown Howard Lutnick
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest except we skin and eat Pam Bondi
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Cool Runnings except we boil Randy Fine alive
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Problem Child 2 except we skin Howard Lutnick and feed the skin to his stepmother
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Death Becomes Her except we kidnap and boil Pam Bondi
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Avatar 2 except we boil Pam Bondi alive
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trading Places except Eddie Murphy is Elon Musk and he gets boiled alive
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Patton Oswalt is to white people what Bill Cosby is to black folk
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Encanto except we brutally murder Elon Musk
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Problem Child 2 except we boil Elon Musk alive
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trump’s plan to crash the economy with no survivors is so retarded it just might w… no. No sorry it won’t.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Mighty Ducks 2 except we boil Trump and Musk alive for treason.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trump kind of is playing 5D chess, in the sense that he doesn’t know how to play regular chess so just makes random shit up and then gets shunned by everyone playing properly.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Remember when Elon said nobody on the planet knew as much about manufacturing as him, and then he had to recall all his special needs trucks because bits glued on were flying off in traffic? What. An. Idiot.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
So let me get this straight, Elon has a gnarled micropenis and just spent $40m to find out everyone hates him? Merry Ooftmas breh
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Elon and his gnarled micro peen are very sad tonight. I hope you’re happy Wisconsin.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Now you’ve bloody done it eh Canada? You bastard demon trolls have tormented Jordan Peterson to the point he and Pierre Poliverre are crying like little girls. You demon trolls from hell, I hope it was bloody worth it.
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Kris @baguetteboy22.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My faith is restored ✌️
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Randy Fine’s head looks like a fine place for a bullet. *Satire
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Has anyone considered Elon is torching these cars for the insurance? He knows ain’t nobody buying these turds. When I was an arson detective we’d call this “Jewish lightning”
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Civil War is the only way to remove these monsters now. Get cracking.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Americans your President and Secretary of State are disregarding judicial orders. This is a coup. March on Washington with your precious weapons.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If only the Dems weren't so weak. Houthis show us the way please. Let's make Mar a Lago look like Mars, if you catch my drift...
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If I were to say Elon Musk's head looks like a good place for a bullet, that might be considered incitement. But if I were to say Elon Musk's head looks like a good place for a lead party... well... that still might be considered incitement. So I'm not saying that, but you've read this far. Cool.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If a Zionist Nazi calls you an antisemite, wear it like a badge of honour, because it means you have called out their evil genocide(s) and they hate it.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If Zionists are Nazis, which they are, then normalise abusing them.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I am so tired of acting like a well placed pipe bomb wouldn't solve all of America's problems.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Saying 'punch a Zionist' is no more offensive than 'punch a Nazi', which is not offensive at all.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Get TSLA down to $88 and I guarantee you that Elon will commit suicide.
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
People, if you're sick of being called antisemitic for being anti Zionist, you can always like, not give a shit about what these genocidal freaks accuse you of? They are wrong, history will judge it so, so just tell them to fuck off and keep telling the truth that is so very inconvenient to them.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
*previous post was satirical, obviously.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
To people moaning about Trump and Musk, when will you accept they are both slaves to Israel? Mossad likely has video of them with underage girls. Your government isn't just a corrupt plutocracy, it is captured by a foreign power. Take your country back, and spill some Zionist blood!
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
John Fetterman's staff are leaving his office because he "only wants to do Israel stuff". America is finished.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
People are acting like a well placed pipe bomb wouldn't solve 94% of America's problems.
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Brie Harley Oswalt @brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Let's just say if we drive TSLA to $88, some wild shit is gonna happen... Namely Elon Musk will kill himself, I promise.
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