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Bridget

@bridgetgoirish.bsky.social
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Equal parts Liz Lemon and Jenna Maroney.

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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 22m
Perfect day to make soup and crochet. Yes I’m ready for the nursing home I’ll go right now.
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 23h
Rude
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 23h
It’s good to have distant relatives nearby in case of emergency
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How dare the Phils not have a red October the year I get a cricut
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Panicstreak @panicstreak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phillies
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That's All Folks!
ALT: That's All Folks!
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’ll do it
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THANK GOD
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you have wheeler in the wings, it’s what you have to do
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the words of Tina fey in Bossypants, I wish I could will myself to go to sleep like those old people in titanic
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kruk on a Sikorsky seems so unnatural
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some eagles titans antidotes because I’m in a meeting that I can’t pay attention to because I have Phillies nerves
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Philly would be sold out. Jobs and school be damned.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Phillies made it into the playoffs and that's bad news for A) us Phils fans because we hate them and think they are assholes and this will be exceuciating, and B) for the rest of MLB because you're gonna get a switchblade in your eye from the dumbest, most unpredictable team in baseball
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day I find new places to lose my phone
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pain
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That loss was so humiliating that I’m considering getting bangs
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Live by the sword die by the sword
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rage crochet is back baby
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Andy dalton a plant
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine Jalen hurts being disappointed in you
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just run the ball!
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to light myself on fire
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My life just flashed before my eyes
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My husband finds this to be an opprotune time TO HANG A SHELF IN THE ROOM IM WATCHING THE GAME IN
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m taking credit for Zach Ertz coming back because I finally got my LII tat last week
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Husband: you can have the big tv for the Phillies Me: no. I started the game listening to them on my phone and the bats are finally hot so I can’t change now Husband: I’m sure the coach will put you in any second now
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am like the Phillies because I also make things as dramatic as possible
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey @treblaw.bsky.social did you know about this www.cameo.com/thefightinss...
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Client Challenge
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine waking up from a five year coma and seeing this
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe the Phillies don’t want to go to the post season
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yyyyyup
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a piece of shit
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excuse me sir
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t been able to see out of my right eye for a week but at least I can’t fully see the Phillies right now
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Memories.
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New email signature
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LFG
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When someone’s like “can I have this by EOW” but it’s Thursday
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Jalen Hurts Focused on the Sidelines
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I’m putting the phone away 2 hours before bed” Me at 9:15
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still can’t believe the titans had to go to a silent count in their own stadium
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve never been as hot as I was at that game. I’m currently on the couch cramping up as if I’m a offensive lineman
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dogs aren’t used to having a baby in the house
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Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have to get a second vocal cord surgery anyway it’s fine
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am going to assign Jalen Hurts as the guardian of my children in the event my wife and I pass away prematurely
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds
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