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Go play God Hand

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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't look now but goty just dropped out of nowhere store.steampowered.com/app/3932790/...
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Save 10% on Garfield - Escape from Monday on Steam
Wake up Garfield from this nightmarish veggie filled 3D Platformer! The laziest cat is about to work hard in Garfield - Escape from Monday!
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really don't think I can take one more "AI HAS TOTALLY GONE ROGUE AND DONE A BIG HACKERINO" headline. Finding passwords on a pastebin and then trying them on public landing pages because that's what the LLM was asked to do is not an AI "going rogue" and "breaking containment." Stop it.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The first two episodes of that Golden Axe show got put up on youtube and it is every bit as bad as the trailer.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"God Hand turns 20 today!" I shout as my bones turn to dust and drift away in the wind
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Unity game with a trailer going 'round is EXACTLY what I'm talking about when I say I'd rather have nothing then a bad remake of God Hand.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember to do your part to inoculate your friends: send them shady links to a "game you're developing" that lead to Goatse. They'll thank you.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hadestown proshot released so I guess it's time to watch it then listen to the soundtrack obsessively until it's burned into my brain
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Americans like two-day delivery but dislike being promised that a Robot God will render them Paupers Forever. The fickle whims of the median voter continue to perplex me."
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I haven't cared about a GTA since San Andreas and damn does it feel good.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Does anyone else get unreasonably upset when people think many-worlds or infinite universes means anything they can think of must exist? I know I shouldn't care but even so I blame Rick and Morty for this.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke 1 and Woke 2 are such lazy titles. Where's Woke: Turbo Edition? Woke 64? Not even a Woke and Knuckles?
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
L + Pargon + Ratio + Pargon + Pargon + Didn't Ask + Pargon
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mitch McConnell the moment a runoff election is no longer possible:
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Friend showed me what Tokon boots up like on PC and this may be the most poorly optimized YouTube Poop I've ever seen
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Marvel Tokon seems like a pretty cool game. Too bad nobody's allowed to play it.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doom should never take off his mask which means he's the one big bad you can avoid the stunt casting for. He's begging to be played by a mime/stuntman and then dubbed over. You cannot tell me Simon Templeman wouldn't do better than Downey Jr youtu.be/qi86yeXB9pI
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Dr. Doom Is Grandiloquent
YouTube video by GregXB3
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a terrible story and out of respect for these people I will not make the obvious joke about docking. But I want to.
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Egypt turns away cruise ship with mostly gay men after Turkey blocked same voyage from docking
The Virgin Voyages ship Scarlet Lady, chartered by Atlantis Events, was reportedly denied entry into Egyptian waters after Turkish authorities barred it days earlier.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Oh are you on pace for under three hours? Be a shame if someone walled you for thirty minutes right before the final boss..." I fucking hate you, Conchita.
Doronjo (the character Conchita is based on) looking extremely smug
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Killed Sabertooth and it's got me CHUFFED #AuntyDonna
Broden Kelly from Aunty Donna in a poorly-fitting Wolverine costume
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It appears people are just now realizing that all the photos and geodata they gave to Niantic over Pokemon Go was used to train a navigation model for military drones. On the one hand, yes! That is horrifying and disgusting and you are right to be mad! However....
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If your "America's 250th birthday sale!" ad doesn't involve the store's owner in a redcoat outfit shouting how prices are low because the revolution is coming for him then you are weak and I will not buy your products.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Everyone saw a single spot dodge and some punches in the Stellar Blade 2 trailer and started shouting GOD HAND THAT LOOKS LIKE GOD HAND so I need to not read this site for a bit or I'll explode.
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Piano @sulfurouspiano8.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I guess the Daidoji brought back Tupac
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every Nick Cage performance is a coin-flip, either he's a perfectly-tuned level of crazy for whatever he's in or everyone else is on Earth while he's on Mars. I'm sure plenty of people will love him swallowing the scenery whole in Spider-Noir but I thought it was completely mismatched.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Words can hurt. The next time you go to call something "goonslop" remember that there are hundreds of hard-working goons struggling every day to think up plans and provide for their evil masters.
Boyacky from Time Bokan crying, presumably because someone called his sushi "goonslop."
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
YouGov did a poll on "coolness" and I think it serves as an excellent reminder that your sample being properly random is extremely important.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
New record of 3:22 for NG Hard Kick Me Sign, finally got under 3:30 with no small amount of luck. Now to shoot for under 3 hours, which I'm pretty sure is gonna require a near-deathless playthrough. I don't even know if I can get under 3:30 again any time soon. Man I love God Hand.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A trebuchet from 1276 can fire a sick cow at a velocity of around 200 feet/second. Imagine what that can do to a peasant. Yet under federal and most state laws, it's exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica siege weapons aren't considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Old and busted: cutting the catalytic converters out of cars for a couple hundred bucks of scrap New hotness: ripping GPU's out of people's walls when they're on vacation for 20 thousand dollars in parts
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I swear God Hand is messing with me at this point. I'm trying to beat Hard New Game with the Kick Me sign in under ~3:30 and every time I crush a difficult part the game finds a way to rob me of that time. 0 death stage 1? First try out of bounds with the Crane? Time for the MM5 to go Super Saiyan.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Word to the wise: take care of your teeth. This crown fuckin' hurts y'all.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"I wish Alex Jones would lose InfoWars to the Onion" *Knowledge Fight ends*
The cursed monkey's paw with a single curled finger
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Footage of the dastardly deed
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I've managed to find the current draft of the bsky tech advisor's next big public update, check it out:
Daffy Duck telling you that he slammed his penith in the car door
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Behold: the funniest comedian on bsky. Well, behold if you can, he just blocked 300k users.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Seeing a lot of "IGN killed God Hand" posts in relation to their Mouse PI review. Let's be clear here: God Hand is a niche title put together in a year that Capcom gave zero marketing. The review sucks but God Hand was never going to be a broad success regardless of IGN's review.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed. We must get rid of Palantir altogether. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...
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Because we get asked a lot. by @PalantirTech(Palantir) | Twitter Thread Reader
Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affir...
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 16/04/2026
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h
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Karl Olson 🌸 Ultraklystron
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Good thing i screencapped it

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Why @why.bsky.team • 8d
Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say."
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Brickston @brickston.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Did I do this right? grids.fun/t/about-me-v...
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