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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 4h

I already know how to do Uncle Ben's microwave rice, lad.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 13h

One day I will be left in fucking peace. Today is not that day.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 13h

Go to a Tranmere fans once and they own you for life. The amount of e mails they send me is astonishing. It's like Hotel Birkafornia.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, I can't get a mortgage, my wife was deported, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now my insurance covers most of my ball-tanning treatments.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 13h

One of these is deffo @ukefc.bsky.social . He's changed his name.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me dad wants his socks back lad. You have 48 hours or else.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was here all day, short-arsed sock robbing beaut

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Keep going wool. Mike Gow found out the hard way what happens when you go down this path.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I couldn't give a shite tbh. I just thought the name of the list was funny . Someone kicked off last year because I'd subscribed to an anti-trans block list and they were on it. They put up posts on here and twitter with "who's this twat" who's blocked me. Like you could be arsed.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do you want a spade on your conker lad ?

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Always knew there was something wrong with that fella. You just know, don't you?

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'll get you in the way back, Ian Rush.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'll smash your napper to the size of an orange lad

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes, his back legs aren't great. Natural at his age according to the vet.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Typical. Calling me out when you know I'm in Wales. Typical Geordie.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Knobhead on a beach, I know, I know it's serious

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When you fall asleep and get off the train at St Helens Central.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Should have stayed at Everton, something I think he now agrees with.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why is that daft cunt Mike Parry still on TV ? You may as well ask a beak head their opinion on daily topics. The most embarrassing person to claim to be an Evertonian in history.

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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You have to admire the sheer bollocks of Farage turning up at an RNLI station for a photo op after he set his attack dogs on the charity. I'm assuming this wasn't cleared by the RNLI.