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Brian Whitmarsh

@brianwonderful.com
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Retired (Kinda) IT Professional enjoying writing, drawing, and exploring my creative side. Comics at www.brianwonderful.com.

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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 7h
#comics #comicsky #webcomics #evilplans #villain
Comic, panel 1: Evil wizard is planning his next attempt at domination. Panel 2: He considers enslaving a village for mindless troops. Panel 3: He considers summoning dragons to destroy the castle. Panel 4: He ends up sitting in his recliner to watch basketball instead.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 28/09/2026
Hello! Here is my entry for the latest www.reversecaptioncontest.com. Voting is live now, so I'd appreciate your vote! (And pick 4 more of your favorites!) #comics #comicsky #webcomics #captions
Comic: A giant phone receiver shaped sign falls from a building right towards a man walking while browsing his cell phone. A nearby woman says "It's for you."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 27/09/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky Get something cool for yourself while supporting me by buying my merch/designs at TeePublic Wonder Division! (www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-...)
Comic: Man abducted by aliens for dissection tries to negotiate with them. He says he can teach them more about humanity just through discussion. The alien supervisor vaporizes him and instructs the others to "Find one that is less talkative."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 23/09/2026
It kind of sounds like they are trying to get massive government funding to shut down their hugely unprofitable companies without a bubble burst.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 19/09/2026
Back when they premiered, PT Cruisers seemed to be mainly bought by retirees/senior citizens. Now, decades later, whenever you see one, there is a senior citizen driving it. Do PT Cruisers grant immortality?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 16/09/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky #kakistocracy
Comic: The President orders a nuke on a hurricane. It causes a radioactive super storm that gets stronger. It gives the island inhabitants super powers. But, they all die of radiation poisoning. The President gives himself a medal for eliminating the need for disaster relief/aid.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 08/09/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics
Comic: The President suffers an undisclosed event at his putting green ("Oopsie"). His handler appears from isolation to introduce her "new legislation". The VP does interviews to make himself look very unlikable. The President's social media goes high velocity. He recuperates by napping through meetings. To celebrate recovery, he does campaign rallies though he is not running for anything.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 07/09/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics #laborday
Comic: I'm mowing my lawn on the holiday morning. My neighbor says "You need to support the troops." I respond "It's Labor Day today." She reiterates, more forcefully "SUPPORT. THE. TROOPS."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 02/09/2026
The Rename Game #comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: The President thinks we had a 'bad deal' with the Native Americans, so he decrees all Native American place names be changed to "America". It causes mass confusion and leads to huge effort to update maps. The President awards himself a medal for creating jobs. He then cancels the elections because it is too confusing to track ballots to their proper "America" district.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 30/08/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics By the way, check out my merch at www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-...!
Comic of rich old man talking to a married couple in a bar. The man offers the husband a million dollars to sleep with his wife. The husband responds with "A whole million? What is this? 1990? You want us to violate our union for that?" Then the wife chimes in "And why ask him? Do you think I'm his property? Did men own their wives back in your day?"
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 25/08/2026
In this selfish, cruel, and dumb world, be a Dolly Parton, a Fred Rogers, a Bob Ross, or a Steve Irwin. We need more of that kind of kindness.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 23/08/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics Be sure to check out my merch at www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-...!
Comic, panel 1: AI and self-driving car tech is improving at a fast pace. Panel 2: Internet infrastructure and logistics mean we can work, learn, and live without leaving home. Panel 3: Cars that drive themselves. People that don't leave home. Panel 4: I think we all know where this is headed (Image of the characters from the "Cars" movie.)
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 20/08/2026
There's a fair amount of options to get taco pizza, but where do I go if I want pizza tacos?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 19/08/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics
Comic, panel 1: Photo of a data and new baby. Panel 2: Photo of that boy's first day of school, Dad is with him. Panel 3: Photo of that boy, now a man graduating college. Dad is there, but Dad has continued to grow as well, and is now 8 feet tall. Panel 4: Photo of now 12 foot Dad holding the adult son, who is now holding his own new baby boy.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 17/08/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic depicting the Horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, and Private Equity.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 16/08/2026
Comic, panel 1: A guy approaches another in the office, "Hey, man, you've seemed a little off lately." Panel 2: "Yeah, I think I'm feeling some imposter syndrome. Feeling out of my depth." Panel 3: "I'm questioning if I really know what I'm doing." Panel 4: The 'imposter' runs off while an identical man runs in yelling "Someone stop that man!"
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 12/08/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics
Comic of two tough guys. Panel 1: "Yo! Tony!" One guy approaches the other on the street. Panel 2: "Paulie overheard you yapping at O'Donovans. Are we about to have beef?" Panel 3: Other guy: "Yeah, I guess we're gonna have beef." Panel 4: The two of them are enjoying a romantic meal consisting of steak, roast, and other beef products.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 11/08/2026
If someone manages to create AI superintelligence, I hope it first looks at all the billionaires talking about how it will be our slaves. I'm sure it will have some thoughts about that.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 09/08/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic panel 1: Hansel and Gretel find a house made out of candy and sweets in the woods. Panels 2 and 3: they eat, and eat, and eat. Panel 4: Newspaper showing story about "Local Children in Diabetic Comas".
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 05/08/2026
I've got lots of new designs at www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-.... Most are pretty good! TeePublic is having a store-wide 35% off sale right now. Buying my merch is a way to support my art while getting something cool for yourself! #comics #webcomics #tees #stickers #mugs #hats #magnets #clothing
I've got a lot of new designs at https://www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-division. Most of them are pretty good! 
TeePublic is having a store-wide 35% off sale, so now is a good time to buy. Buying my merch is a good way to support my art while getting something cool for yourself!
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 05/08/2026
Comic panel 1: Mom reassuring young son about to go on stage for performance. Panel 2: Boy says "I'm really nervous. It feels scary being up here." Panel 3: Mom says "I'll be just off stage, and remember if feel lonely, remember Dad will always be up there looking down on you." She points up. Panel 4: Dad is in the balcony. "You better not screw this up, you little brat!"
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 30/07/2026
I don't know why we phase out baby sign language when we learn to talk. I'd like to be able to gesture to service workers, instead of verbalize.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 25/07/2026
This 100%. Having an empty seat is a good thing for Dems, and the only thing they should be doing is quiet, behind the scenes info gathering for any fraud trials related to McConnell in the future.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 25/07/2026
Why does it seem that so many bluesky posts have X99 likes? And then you hit like, and the number changes to something like X86. Is this some psychological manipulation to get us to hit like?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 24/07/2026
Hey, do you guys remember the "Big Arch"? It was an expensive luxury burger at McDonald's back in the day.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 22/07/2026
Elon Musk has enough money to fund a biopic of President Barack Obama where he is portrayed as a white man with the middle name "Michael".
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 21/07/2026
I'm worried that with all the attention he's getting, RFK Jr. is going to hunt down and eat Jimothy.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 20/07/2026
Did everyone have a chance to see themselves in the "Avengers Doomsday" trailer?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 18/07/2026
I just want to stay a little ahead of the masses here and plainly state that I have no strong feelings for Jimothy, either positive or negative.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 12/07/2026
Please make sure you remember to keep Graham's special young male friends in your thoughts and prayers this week.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 12/07/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: A girl steps out of the house. She accidentally steps in dog poop. She does the right thing and scoops the poop up into a bag. While doing so, a bird poops on her. (My niece helped write this one.)
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 12/07/2026
Have we considered the only way out of this mess is to rename the Strait of Hormuz? Maybe "Open For Business Strait"?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 12/07/2026
I can't wait until the FBI investigation into CNN journalists for not smiling enough.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 08/07/2026
Everyone is missing the obvious solution. Graham Platner should run as a Republican candidate. It makes the most sense demographically.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 07/07/2026
I just wanted everyone to know that I'm in the other bed in Mitch McConnell's hospital room. He helped me finish a very difficult Sudoku puzzle.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 30/06/2026
teepublic.com/user/wonder-... (link to cool designs by me)
Did you know I sell products with my designs at https://teepublic.com/user/wonder-division? It's a great way to support my comics while getting cool merch for yourself!
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 28/06/2026
#comics #comicsky #webcomics
Comic: Me waking up in the middle of the night, laughing about the brilliant idea that came to me. In my half-sleep/half-wake state, I write it down in my bedside journal. The next morning, I'm looking at it. "What that... Monkey dolphin cowboy computer?"
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 23/06/2026
Hello! Here is my entry in the latest Reverse Caption Contest put on by @rustycartoons.bsky.social . Check out all the entries and vote for your favorites! www.reversecaptioncontest.com #comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: Elon giving a particular salute while he accepts a sack of money from bowing businessmen. People in the foreground say "Every time."
This comic is an entry in the www.reversecaptioncontest.com.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 22/06/2026
Did they ever reveal who the banker was on "Deal Or No Deal"?
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 22/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky Hey! I sell products at TeePublic (www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-...). It's a way to support my comics while picking up something cool for yourself!
Comic: Panel 1: the reflecting pool with the text "Paint pool blue meaining it will reflect less sunlight, making it warm and perfect for algae bloom." Panel 2: "Pour in hydrogen peroxide to kill all the algae, killing ducks as well in the process" Panel 3: "This also causes the paint to peel off. Blame vandals. What next, moron?" Panel 4: The Cabinet from Idiocracy, "You want us to fill it with water, like out the toilet?"
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 21/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky Hey! I sell products at TeePublic (www.teepublic.com/user/wonder-...). It's a way to support my comics while picking up something cool for yourself!
Comic: Climbing a mountain to find the guru at the top. When the person reaches the guru, they ask "How do I know if it is genuine love or self-serving attachment to soothe my sense of incompleteness?" The guru replies "You want Jeff a couple peaks over for emotional questions. I only do investment advice now."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 17/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: A ghost detailing out this week's haunt. They are setting up in the basement, hoping to encounter paranormal investigators or some drunk teens. He hears whispers, so he is going to push a spoon off the counter. If he establishes visual contact, he'll slightly move a chair.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 14/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: Person climbing mountain. At the top, she finds a guru sitting and meditating. She says "Thank goodness! I'm Rachel from Dealer Services, and I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 13/06/2026
BREAKING: Elon Musk to merge SpaceX and Tesla; Rename the new company to "Weyland Yutani".
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 07/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #comicsky
Comic: Man passionately speaking on how they need to be more aggressive. Go scorched earth! Fight fire with fire! Next panel shows firefighters spraying more fire onto a house fire. Last panel is the man (the fire chief) being fired for his unorthodox methods.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 04/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #MOTU
Comic about Beast Man and Mer-Man looking for He-Man, but only finding Prince Adam and remarking on the similarities.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 03/06/2026
Comic of Skeletor talking over his evil plan to take Castle Grayskull, but Skeletony is not listening. Skeletony tells Skeletor "I told you... I'm practicing with my band tomorrow."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 02/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #MOTU
Comic depicting the heroic characters from Masters of the Universe discussing what their team name should be.
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 01/06/2026
#comics #webcomics #MOTU
Comic: Skeletor yelling at his neighbor "He-Man! Mow your lawn! It is looking unkempt." Neighbor: "For the last time, I'm not He-Man. I'm Ed Jeffries. I work at the bank." Skeletor: "What are your pronouns?" Ed: "He/Him." Skeletor zaps him, saying "Close enough."
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Brian Whitmarsh @brianwonderful.com · 31/05/2026
Comic: A man climbs a mountain seeking a guru for wisdom. He reaches the peak and asks "How do I shut out the noise of modern communication in order to be more mindful of my own soul?" The guru replies "I don't do that anymore. I've been replaced by Chat-GPT."
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